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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Here, have some vintage 2000 garbage:




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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Crab mentality. They don't want him to rise out of the bucket of filth they call home.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Did somebody say "video game references"?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Poldarn posted:

Someone made a Chick Tract into a movie?!

I have such sights to show you...

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos


Early MRElephant. He's even got a fedora!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Comics don't always have to be funny.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Post your favorite comic: the MM&O HMO

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

I miss Hark a Vagrant. :smith:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Yes we can (tuna).

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Okay, which of you made this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOLzS2MmkzQ

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Somberbrero posted:

i need more mm&o.

loving druggies. :rolleyes:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Unmature posted:

I'm glad this thread is dead.

Oglaf is alive and well (and :nws:), friendo.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

I AM THE TOILET posted:

Don't listen to him, he's trying to keep all the tits to himself.

I want all the tits!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Powaqoatse posted:

now put batwings on it :circlefap:

:yikes:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Mierenneuker posted:

That can't be a modern SMBC comic. Just two panels, not a small novel worth of dialogue.

He's been coming back to the pithy, low panel count format. Not religiously, but frequently.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Powaqoatse posted:

Btw, for the tit connoisseurs, here's some poledancing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THeSHtom1sU :nws:

Let's squawk about it.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

I'm the concern rays.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLRjFWDGs1g

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Since when has PYF stood for "Post Your Furries"?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Cosima posted:

When has it not?

The Good Old Days.

Meanwhile, in Penny Arcade being lazy news:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Nitrox posted:

PA guys are not on schedule or anything, that's the craziest part.

:raise: They've been MWF since I was still reading Sluggy Freelance.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

There's a phrase in Israeli Hebrew which literally translates to "show them where the fish pees from". I guess he's showing them!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Powaqoatse posted:

ken problem

Great user name idea.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Powaqoatse posted:

do it

megs e

Usernamekraft? Nein, danke!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

I think it owns bones, actually.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

muscles like this! posted:

I really hate how Gabe's hair is drawn now. Like, it used to be cartoony but still like hair. Now he looks like he has some big black thing attached to his head.

drat, now I can't unsee it.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

your friend a dog posted:

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all hosed up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick...

Are you lost?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Okay goons, I'm trying to remember the name of a webcomic that I used to read. Its a single panel webcomic updated pretty frequently (I think daily or at least 3 days/week), might still be running. No running characters or anything, just drawings of dumpy people with hand-written text on the image. Jokes were usually anti-humor and quasi-depressing. Art was poor, like "probably done on MS Paint" poor or "step below SMBC" poor, but not crap stick figures like Cyanide & Happiness or Pictures For Sad Children.

In exchange for helping me recover this comic, I'll remind you all that http://www.bugmartini.com/ exists and is basically the spiritual successor to classic Bloom County.

Could it be Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal? It used to be one-panel.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

trapped mouse posted:

Since you're no longer a mod, I can sassily point out that he mentioned SMBC in his post.

I think you're allowed to point out when mods are being dumb. People did that to me all the time in D&D. :v:

:doh:

Edit:

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

I took it as an acknowledgement that old SMBC used to have worse art and that Comptroll didn't realize it was the same comic

Uh.. yeah! Exactly! Dance puppets, etc. :sweatdrop:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

In diesse thread, wir hassen Achewood zusammen.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

I dunno what the situation is like where you live, I live in Israel and I vaguely remember some awfully stupid stuff on a noticeboard claim that the gay agenda is to somehow waste citizen tax money.

I guess the probably ultra religious writer of the notice was trying to reach out to a secular audience.

מה?!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

הלוואי שהייתי זוכר את הנוסח המקורי.

Just to avoid too much of a derail, here's an iconic one-panel from the late great Israeli cartoonist, Dudu Geva:

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
You can pry my dick from my cold, dead hands.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
I can't believe there's no butter.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

oldpainless posted:

Gato is Spanish for cat

More like oldgermaneless

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Apple terms and conditions as a graphic novel

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

tm; dr

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
You wouldn't believe what Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal 1488 is about!

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

funny computer



I see nothing funny, only sadness and regret.

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