PYF Comic: The only time I'm pathetic... Is when I'm making sweet love to my wife!

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Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

And yet somehow neither is massively racist.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2016 10:43

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 09:19

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Reminds me of the art by Geof Darrow in Hard Boiled.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2016 17:15

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

It comes from here as far as I can tell.

By Josan Gonzalez and Laurie Greasley.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2016 17:26

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

When the armtits get groped, do the hands and fingers stiffen up? Just askin, you know.

Maybe she has elbow nipples?

# ¿ May 7, 2017 15:58

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 14:23

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

If King wrote that they'd have hosed Pennywise

You mean, as opposed to the kiddie gang bang which was in the actual book?

# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 12:57

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

I never liked liked anything about his work at all and never understood how so many people could consider him so great.

Twee bullshit, all of it.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2017 12:45

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Guys I'm talking about the suspension bridge I legit can't wrap my head around how they work.

https://i.imgur.com/mVDCJkE.mp4

# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 06:01

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

RareAcumen posted:

Never noticed the hard on in the first panel before.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2018 14:14

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Brewmaster posted:

*edit* I guess I should post a comic. Here's one of Kate's that always reminds me of the meme thread

Clearly a fan of the Witcher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ_KtvVvolY&t=26s

# ¿ Mar 28, 2018 14:53

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I've spent a whole bunch of time in Bendigo because I've got family up there and I can confirm it's a poo poo hole.

Bendigo is the horrible surprise you get while trying to drive to Ballarat.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2018 16:08

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Zil posted:

So what book would be like getting fisted by a truck. Asking for a friend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUhMLg-WCnI&t=94s

# ¿ Apr 11, 2018 15:48

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Panfilo posted:

# ¿ May 8, 2018 15:39

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Groke posted:

Homosexual reprodution is already well canonical in the case of manly barbarian dudes.

I miss Kronar.

Also, here's the comic in question of a man giving birth

# ¿ Jun 4, 2018 17:21

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

PizzaThief posted:

drat straight, Mr Comic Rabbit :thumbsup:

# ¿ Jul 9, 2018 13:47

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

That's about as good a pun as we're likely to see in our lifetimes.

Bravo.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2018 19:38

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

ultrafilter posted:

I think they forgot to add a joke here.

To be fair, they also forgot to add art.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2018 05:36

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Everyone remembers Whomp, right? That funny comic about the really fat guy who loves McNuggets and thinks anime is blood.

Yeah, good times.

So, anyway.

I know it's for Halloween, but talk about a sudden swerve of an otherwise very PG comic.

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 13:15 on Oct 28, 2018

# ¿ Oct 28, 2018 13:13

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Beachcomber posted:

Why does he wait for the bell?

Why does he have Kandor on his dresser?

It's where he kept the mysterious lump which grew out of his chest and was whispering at him to murder people.

Also, he stitched the lump into the guy he beat with the wrench.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2018 14:40

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Besesoth posted:

(Go give her pageviews and get the alt text. Often NSFW, it's not right now but if you're reading later, click at your own risk.)

It always annoys me that there's another alt text hidden under the image and, if you're not quick enough to read it before the comic loads, you can't see it again.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2018 02:50

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Well drat. Big thanks to both you and misguided rage :thumbsup:

# ¿ Nov 7, 2018 06:31

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Johnny Aztec posted:

I...I think it's supposed to be one of those absurdist non-jokes that short circuits something so it's at least amusing?

Like, your brain is expecting a joke, but theres such a non-joke that it circles around and your brain is fooled into thinking it's a joke?

I think it's because it's been so long since a Soul Calibre game last came out* that seeing the current year when playing a game in the series is noteworthy.

* I have no idea whether this is actually the case

EDIT: Last game came out in 2012 according to Wikipedia.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 05:03

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

C&H snow comics are the cream of the incredible crop that is every other C&H comic.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2018 03:08

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Peanut Butler posted:

I have never known until just now that I really wanna hear more of Kate Beaton's take on pregnancy

Kate Beaton is one of those marvellous people you can point to and declare that the world is a better place because they are in it.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2018 15:17

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

# ¿ Dec 25, 2018 01:48

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Chef Bourgeoisie posted:

SFW Oglaf!

Dude was offered drugs from god and turned them down.

Totally deserves the flaming locusts.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2019 10:22

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

# ¿ Feb 25, 2019 02:02

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Heath posted:

The jokes are often totally baffling though

They're the jokes only a person who knows absolutely nothing about computers could make.

It's like watching a cargo cult who once found a tech magazine lying in the jungle.

Forever trying to bring back the magic of the shiny AOL disk.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2019 12:35

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Who What Now posted:

This one really annoys me because it should be "mouth bone".

Teeth aren't bone :eng101:

# ¿ Mar 27, 2019 15:39

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

What the hell is a "compressed biscuit tin" and how much noise can it make?

I thought it might be like a can of Pringles given how it looks, but I don't think those will pop if you open them by unrolling the cardboard.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2019 13:31

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Who What Now, your second image is giving me a security warning.

Wherever you're hotlinking from, maybe don't.

Hirayuki posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjaWtFep9Ac

Okay, that's just bizarre.

It does help that what Americans call biscuits bear no resemblance to what biscuits are in the rest of the world. But still, that's a very strange design.

Fun. But strange.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2019 15:04

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

BrigadierSensible posted:

Footrot Flats rules! The movie was ACE, and they got John Clarke as a voice!

But Murray Ball, (the creator), turned out to be a miserable misogynist in his old age, and wrote at least one comic book about how feminism and/or PC culture is ruining the world etc.

Awww. I didn't need to know that

# ¿ Jun 14, 2019 13:56

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Elfface posted:

Also a twitter embed cuts off parts of the image, in ways that are probably designed to force a clickthrough to read captions etc.

I really wish there was an extension or script which would rip the image out of twitter embeds. They're so bloody annoying :argh:

# ¿ Jun 25, 2019 07:27

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Ariong posted:

It�s a slippery slope, I tell ya. First we stop using gay as an insult, then autistic, and pretty soon there won�t be a minority group left that we�re allowed to insult people by comparing them to!

There'll always be weebs.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2019 07:05

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

e: I have to point out that there was no communication or coordination between us, as far as I can tell three of us independently and simultaneously posted "It's Massively Multiplayer & Online!"

And it was loving magical.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2019 07:14

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Rust Martialis posted:

Read? Watch!

https://youtu.be/MZjAantupsA

Was this the first use of "hands in the air like you just don't care"?

Word Up was released in 1986 and I can't find anything earlier.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2019 16:27

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Cartoon Man posted:

Small mercies - at least the dad wasn't smiling in the final panel.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 13:09

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/dailycartoonist/status/1172655910000517120
Fodder for this thread coming soon, courtesy of Gary Larson.

He's going to come back as a chud, isn't he?

# ¿ Sep 15, 2019 19:07

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

I'm going to give that Oglaf an A+ for inventiveness.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 05:38

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 09:19

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Guessing he's never seen one from the other side.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2019 15:07

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