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EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

King of Bees posted:

What's this?

it looks like anime tom cruise

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Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I used to drink in the same local as "Omar the Porn Star" and he once took a piss next to me at the urinal.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
There was a "big" guy I new called Lenny. We called him "Big Lenny"

the joke was that he was short but bombastic, you see

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
What's with the quotation marks? What are you really asking here?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

skazu posted:

never met a giant tall muscle bound adonis but I've worked with some big fatties. I sat next to one guy for over a year who was maybe 5 foot 4 and had to be at least 350. he reeked of BO and cheese but it's probably tough to clean under all those rolls and maybe he stored food in there for later or something

there's a guy here who is easily over 400 lbs and holy loving hell

no one says a goddamn word about it

i think everyone myself included thinks its a medical thing so whatevs

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Leon Einstein posted:

What's with the quotation marks? What are you really asking here?

It was a typo

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

FOR YOU

Sogol
Apr 11, 2013

Galileo's Finger
I met Andre the Giant once in the Tokyo airport, which was surreal since almost everyone else was Japanese. It made him look even larger than he was.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
U U U U

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
bruce vilanche

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Shaq filmed a show about combating childhood obesity with Tyler Florence a day or two onsite at a school I taught at. The guy is pretty drat tall.

Side note: what's the deal with goons meeting Shaq anyway

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Meet Shaq a few times, he used to come to a nightclub I worked at.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
The entire country of Iceland.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
met shaq, he came by the house a few times and bulled my bitch

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

met shaq, he came by the house a few times and bulled my bitch

Noice

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
I am a giant man (6'9" 350lbs) so it's weird because this is the status quo for me, I 'forget' I'm considered huge and only very occasionally meet someone who is taller than me and makes me feel how I guess I make everyone else feel.

My fiancée is 6'2" and we're going to have giant super babies :dance:

The biggest all round guy I have ever seen in person is Mick Foley, I played a few seasons of O Line but Jesus Foley was something else.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
bane :newlol:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Bacon Terrorist posted:

I am a giant man (6'9" 350lbs) so it's weird because this is the status quo for me, I 'forget' I'm considered huge and only very occasionally meet someone who is taller than me and makes me feel how I guess I make everyone else feel.

My fiancée is 6'2" and we're going to have giant super babies :dance:

The biggest all round guy I have ever seen in person is Mick Foley, I played a few seasons of O Line but Jesus Foley was something else.

tall men die young. rip longshanks

Firmy Shoyombo
Apr 3, 2010
Lipstick Apathy

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I met that O long Johnson guy that cats are always talking about. The sweetest guy you'll ever meet, he has really bad chronic pain due to his gigantism, it was really sad to see such a nice guy suffering like that :smith:

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
I'm 5'2. Anyone above 5'7 is pretty large to me. and honestly you all look like the same tall freaks to me.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
about 420 and he his my friend

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Rik Smits

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

There were two former NFL O-linemen that used to help out with sports at my son's high school. They were both built like 55-gallon drums. Used to play softball with one of them, dude could toss a softball in the air and hit it 50 feet over the fence with one hand.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

There were two former NFL O-linemen that used to help out with sports at my son's high school. They were both built like 55-gallon drums. Used to play softball with one of them, dude could toss a softball in the air and hit it 50 feet over the fence with one hand.

did you suck they dick???

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I also met Peter Steel once and though he had his pants on, I've seen the photos.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Shaq is sitting next to me right noe and gosh is he tall

Dr. Eldarion
Mar 21, 2001

Deal Dispatcher

When I was a kid I went to Chuck E Cheese and The Fridge was there with his kid.

The nickname is accurate.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dr. Eldarion posted:

When I was a kid I went to Chuck E Cheese and The Fridge was there with his kid.

The nickname is accurate.

that is so loving cool!

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Some masked man????

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Dandywalken posted:

Some masked man????

HEY!! I already baneposted in here!

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
mega vilanche

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I am less then a manlet, AMA.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I met Amir Johnson once who is like 6'9

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I knew I guy in high school who was 6'9". He died pretty young of a brain cancer.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i met Shaq once and he was like 'woah mozi you're really tall!'

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
I went to a basketball game and those guys seemed above average

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
One of the gay guys I lived with a couple years ago weighed north of 300 and whenever he got drunk he'd knock on my door and be like "seriously just let me suck your cock, please".

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Sounds like a pretty good roommate imo

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

Sounds like a pretty good roommate imo

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