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JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
can I drop and rejoin so I can be owner and ruin az's life by moving them?

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Wiccan Wasteland
Oct 15, 2012
Sure, be sure to spend all your coaching exp. because you will lose them once you leave.

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013
gg oberto. ugly pick 6 and the shiner did me in

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
I'm back now. Time to be amazing

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
ADVANCE ASAP

:awesomelon: WEEK 13, THE DISTANT FUTURE :awesomelon:

BDiddY1995 @ CZDoofus
davidbonham @ xbox_user

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
ADVANCE ASAP

:awesomelon: WEEK 14, THE DISTANT FUTURE :awesomelon:

jaytaggart @ notescobar
DiscountCleric @ Havoc904


SEEDING

AFC
1 Red Dragons 11-1
2 Jaggers 9-3

3 Ravens 9-3
4 Dolphins 9-3
5 Conquistadores 9-3
6 Oilers 8-4

7 Browns lol 8-4
8 Broncos 7-5
9 Bengals 7-5


NFC
1 Seahawks 12-0 x
2 Vikings 11-1 y

3 Eagles 10-2
4 Bucs 9-3 y
5 Rams 10-2
6 Barons 7-5

7 Cards 6-6
8 Giants 6-6

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Havoc you around late tonight?

Dralun
May 22, 2012
Notescobar, might have to put me on auto for this week unless you can play late tonight.

Wiccan Wasteland
Oct 15, 2012
I can play tonight

Havoc904
Jul 29, 2006

A school festival is a festival that takes place at our school!

oldskool posted:

Havoc you around late tonight?

Yeah, should be around most the evening. Driving home now. I'll shoot you a message when I get there.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

gg Havoc. I was sure I was hosed after giving up that early TD.

Wiccan Wasteland
Oct 15, 2012

Dralun posted:

Notescobar, might have to put me on auto for this week unless you can play late tonight.

Late?

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
Is Dubious @ Teemerk :siren: happening?

That's all that's left

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
:siren: Season 2 Week 15 :siren:

:canada: GAMES OF THE WEEK OR SOME poo poo idk lol :911:

Havoc @ Dralun
GBS rear end Obrest @ Paperback


:spooky: Playoff Picture! :spooky:

AFC

1. Red Dragons - 12-1
2. Jaguars - 10-3
3. Dolphins - 10-3
4. Ravens 10-3
5. Conquistadors - 9-3-1 :haw:
6. Bubble between Oilers and Bengals at 8-5

Broncos are eliminated with their tie at home.


NFC

1. Seahawks - 13-0
2. Vikings - 12-1
3. Eagles - 11-2
4. Buccaneers - 10-3
5. Rams - 10-3
6. Bubble between Cards and Barons both at 7-6

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
Red Dragons clinch AFC #1 seed with 21-14 win in Philly, extend winning streak to 13 games (7 user)

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
ADVANCE ASAP

:awesomelon: WEEK 15, THE DISTANT FUTURE :awesomelon:

jaytaggart @ DiscountCleric
Paperback75 @ Dubious



SEEDING

AFC
1 Red Dragons 13-1 y
2 Jaggers 11-3

3 Dolphins 11-3 y
4 Ravens 11-3
5 Conquistadores 10-3-1
6 Oilers 9-5

7 Bengals 9-5
8 Broncos 8-5-1


NFC
1 Seahawks 13-1 x
2 Vikings 13-1 y

3 Eagles 11-3 y
4 Bucs 11-3 y
5 Rams 11-3 x
6 Cards 8-6

7 Barons 7-7

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
Advancing when paperwork and dub play

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
ADVANCE ASAP

:awesomelon: WEEK 17, THE DISTANT FUTURE :awesomelon:

Dolfan685 @ davidbonham :siren:
TragedyOfCommons @ BDiddY1995
JXPrime @ Havoc904
Dubious @ CZDoofus



SEEDING

AFC
1 Red Dragons 14-1 z
2 Ravens 12-3 y

3 Dolphins 12-3 y
4 Jaggers 11-4
5 Conquistadores 11-3-1 x
6 Oilers 10-5

7 Bengals 10-5


NFC
1 Vikings 14-1 y
2 Seahawks 14-1 y

3 Bucs 12-3 y
4 Eagles 11-4 y
5 Rams 11-3 x
6 Cards 9-6 x

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Oberst posted:

ADVANCE ASAP

:awesomelon: WEEK 17, THE DISTANT FUTURE :awesomelon:

Dolfan685 @ davidbonham :siren:
TragedyOfCommons @ BDiddY1995
JXPrime @ Havoc904
Dubious @ CZDoofus


havoc when are you around?

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Smashed CPU Raiders 44-4, so EverBank Field will see at least one more Jags game as we locked up the division. Now we wait for the Madden gods to determine which 12-4 division winner gets a first-round bye.

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
A score of....4????????? The rare double safety????????


It plays out like this I believe:

MIA BEATS MEX

1 Dragons
2 Dolphins
3 Jags
4 Ravens
5 Conquistadores
6 Oilers

MEX BEATS MIA

1 Dragons
2 Jags
3 Ravens
4 Dolphins
5 Conquistadores
6 Oilers

You're 10-2 in afc vs them being 9-3 in 12-4 three way tie, but madden might not follow actual logic so who knows

Havoc904
Jul 29, 2006

A school festival is a festival that takes place at our school!

JPrime posted:

havoc when are you around?

I'm free most of today.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
I'm just hoping to make it to the next round

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Havoc904 posted:

I'm free most of today.

maybe in an hour or so? 3EST?

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
Cards snatch defeat from the jaws of a tie multiple times as I throw 4 picks and lose, 3-10. Good game!

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Oberst posted:

A score of....4????????? The rare double safety????????

They punted & my returner decided a backspin kick hitting at the ten warranted running away from, and momentum carried him out the back of the end zone when I ran back to grab it on a hop at the two.

The other two-pointer was a returned failed 2-point conversion because I was seeing how clunky the various fake field goals were (report: very!)

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
RIP my CPU team.

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
ADVANCE ASAP

:awesomelon: WILDCARD, THE DISTANT FUTURE :awesomelon:

notescobar @ Dolfan685
JXPrime @ xbox_user
Dubious @ CZDoofus
Havoc904 @ Paperback75

#6 Oilers @ #3 Ravens
#6 Cardinals @ #3 Buccaneers
#5 Conquistadores @ #4 Dolphins
#5 Rams @ #4 Eagles


SEEDING

AFC
1 Red Dragons 15-1 z
2 Jaggers 12-4 y

3 Ravens 12-4 y
4 Dolphins 12-4 y
5 Conquistadores 12-3-1 x
6 Oilers 11-5 x


NFC
1 Seahawks 15-1 z
2 Vikings 15-1 y

3 Bucs 13-3 y
4 Eagles 12-4 y
5 Rams 13-3 x
6 Cards 9-7 x


:clint: MVP :clint:

C. Wentz, QB Seahawks

5,773 yards 73 TD 5 INT


:bahgawd: COTY :bahgawd:

M. Zimmer, Vikings 15-1

idiotface
Jul 24, 2003

Cardinals when would you like to play?

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Nagger posted:

Cardinals when would you like to play?

can we try for tomorrow night?

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
streaming my beatdown live at https://www.twitch.tv/j_x_prime

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010

JPrime posted:

streaming my beatdown live at https://www.twitch.tv/j_x_prime

Not to be rude, but stop freaking running quarters 1-3-7 against power I!!!!!

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
To everyone who missed it: Adolf and AF had a legendary game

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
ADVANCE ASAP

:awesomelon: DIVISIONAL, THE DISTANT FUTURE :awesomelon:

CZDoofus @ McShurto :clint:
Havoc904 @ jaytaggart :siren:
Dolfan685 @ DiscountCleric
xbox_user @ davidbonham

#4 Dolphins @ #1 Red Dragons
#5 Rams @ #1 Seahawks
#3 Ravens @ #2 Jaguars
#3 Buccaneers @ #2 Vikings



SEEDING

AFC
1 Red Dragons 15-1 z
2 Jaggers 12-4 y

3 Ravens 12-4 y
4 Dolphins 12-4 y
5 Conquistadores 12-3-1 x
6 Oilers 11-5 x


NFC
1 Seahawks 15-1 z
2 Vikings 15-1 y

3 Bucs 13-3 y
4 Eagles 12-4 y
5 Rams 13-3 x
6 Cards 9-7 x


:clint: MVP :clint:

C. Wentz, QB Seahawks

5,773 yards 73 TD 5 INT


:bahgawd: COTY :bahgawd:

M. Zimmer, Vikings 15-1

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Oberst posted:

To everyone who missed it: Adolf and AF had a legendary game

We really did. And AfterFather was honestly mailing it in for a bit there, so that tells you how outclassed I was. A few crazy bounces (Vernon Davis you fuckhead) that resulted in AF getting possession back in his own red zone helped charge some beautiful plays by Fuller, who is truly the best receiver Ive had to play

Jeffrey won it for me

Amy Pole Her fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Dec 8, 2016

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Oberst posted:

Dolfan685 @ DiscountCleric

When we throwing down? Anything after like 9pm eastern tonight, or after 5 tomorrow works for me, and I should be around most of Saturday if it comes down to it

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

oldskool posted:

When we throwing down? Anything after like 9pm eastern tonight, or after 5 tomorrow works for me, and I should be around most of Saturday if it comes down to it

Let's say 6pm est tomorrow.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
lmao i got owned

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Oberst posted:

Not to be rude, but stop freaking running quarters 1-3-7 against power I!!!!!

nothing really mattered much after the 1st quarter. 2 turnover scores and a quick offensive score and I was down 21-0 and could do absolutely nothing. My OL was like wet cardboard against the bucs DL.

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Oberst
May 24, 2010

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You gave up those scores because you were running 1-3-7 on run downs!!!!!!!

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