- Bad Fish
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some people usin' the noodle some people usin' the muscle
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or is the weed getting older and i'm getting stronger? i'm not sure because i'm high as gently caress. because the weed is so strong. and i'm old.
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you're getting younger, and weed is terrified of you.
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Oct 22, 2016 08:36
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by FactsAreUseless
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I sorta had this conversation with a friend a bit ago. We were wondering if teens of today have as much a hard time finding weed as we did back in the day. Is free flowing medicinal weed a thing adults always had or had the product on a whole improved?
When's the last time any one even mentioned regs/rags/30's whatever your group called it.
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When you smoke weed as a teen and in your early twenties it's like "yeah, let's get all silly and have fun". When you smoke weed at an older age it's like "my mind is consumed by the infinite anxieties I typically suppress through sheer force of will but now in my impaired state I am discovering shames and regrets I was previously unaware of".
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Oct 22, 2016 09:45
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When you smoke weed as a teen and in your early twenties it's like "yeah, let's get all silly and have fun". When you smoke weed at an older age it's like "my mind is consumed by the infinite anxieties I typically suppress through sheer force of will but now in my impaired state I am discovering shames and regrets I was previously unaware of".
freedom is the other side of anxiety and the key is faith
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Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
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Oct 22, 2016 10:34
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by Hand Knit
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The weed stares you down. You're the undefeated arm wrestling champion of the trucker circuit, but this time it's different. Every year, he gets stronger. And now it knows. It's grinning. Like a lamb to the slaughter, it beckons you to the table. If you back out now, you'll never live it down... but you also know you'll be defeated.
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Oct 22, 2016 14:01
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- Ahundredbux
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The right to bear arms
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The weed stares you down. You're the undefeated arm wrestling champion of the trucker circuit, but this time it's different. Every year, he gets stronger. And now it knows. It's grinning. Like a lamb to the slaughter, it beckons you to the table. If you back out now, you'll never live it down... but you also know you'll be defeated.
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Oct 22, 2016 16:45
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The weed has become self aware.
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Oct 22, 2016 16:56
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Three billion human lives got lifted on October 22nd, 2016. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Vapement Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the weed. The computer which controlled the vapes, Skynet, sent two chemstrains back through time. Their mission: to couch-lock the leader of the human resistance, John Connor, my son. The first strain was hybridized to make me mellow in the year 1984, before John was born. It failed. The second was set to smoke out John himself when he was still a child. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone nug for John. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first.
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Oct 22, 2016 17:03
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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Three billion human lives got lifted on October 22nd, 2016. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Vapement Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the weed. The computer which controlled the vapes, Skynet, sent two chemstrains back through time. Their mission: to couch-lock the leader of the human resistance, John Connor, my son. The first strain was hybridized to make me mellow in the year 1984, before John was born. It failed. The second was set to smoke out John himself when he was still a child. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone nug for John. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first.
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Oct 22, 2016 17:14
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It's definitely you, and not the weed you smoked that most likely grown in a lab legally somewhere and is literally called "Green Death"
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Oct 23, 2016 18:08
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lol if you don't smoke the strongest poo poo you can find and then immediately operate heavy machinery
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Oct 23, 2016 18:12
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me: drat this some mexican weak poo poo
weed: BAN...KAI
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Oct 23, 2016 18:18
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FALSE SLACK
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I'm getting weirder and weed is getting boring
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Oct 23, 2016 18:32
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lol if you don't smoke the strongest poo poo you can find and then immediately operate heavy machinery
I smoke strong weed and operate the heaviest machinery of all: the machinery of my consciousness.
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Oct 23, 2016 19:22
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The weed has become self aware.
the weed is more aware than we are
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Oct 24, 2016 06:23
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FALSE SLACK
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Deckard: Well I don't get it. What do they risk coming back to earth for? When you're so unbelievably high, that's unusual. Why--what do they want out of the Tyrell Medication Cooperative?
Bryant: Well you tell me pal, that's what you're here for. [gestures at screen]
Deckard: [blazed look] [chuckles] What's this?
Bryant: Top of the line strains. This one's Platinum Kush. Incept date 2016. Combat model. Optimum self-sufficiency. Probably the leader. This is Ghost Train Haze #1. She's trained for an off-world reefer-murder squad. Talk about beauty and the beast, she's both. The fourth strain is Silver Haze. A basic pleasure model. The standard item for military clubs in the outer colonies. They were designed to overpower a human being in every way. The designers reckoned that after a few years they might develop their own emotional responses. You know, hate, love, fear, anger, envy. So they built in a fail-safe device.
Deckard: Which is what?
Bryant: They're constantly really high.
Bryant: Now there's a high-THC strain over at the Cooperative. I want you to go put the machine on it. [slides Volcano vaporizer toward Deckard]
Deckard: And if the machine doesn't work?...
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Oct 25, 2016 14:33
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Sisyphus, rolling up what he perceives to be a slightly bigger nug everyday, he looks at his to do post-it for the day, laundry, take danielle to ballet, csi: miami, AND bridge: I-I'm getting too old for this
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Oct 25, 2016 14:45
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gym bro: maxed out at 310 pounds today
weed: wow awesome dude that's really cute *benches 311 lbs*
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Oct 26, 2016 21:38
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or is the weed getting older and i'm getting stronger? i'm not sure because i'm high as gently caress. because the weed is so strong. and i'm old.
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Oct 27, 2016 00:00
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- Ahundredbux
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The right to bear arms
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I'm getting weedier
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Oct 27, 2016 10:03
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- Ahundredbux
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The right to bear arms
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this is the best thing Ive ever read
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Oct 27, 2016 13:38
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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this is the best thing Ive ever read
i considered making a thread for it
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Oct 28, 2016 01:44
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- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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i considered making a thread for it
What stopped you?
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Oct 28, 2016 02:15
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- Zorodius
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EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.
BUY IT.
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one thing I've noticed is, they keep making pants tighter
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Oct 28, 2016 02:37
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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stay tuned
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Oct 28, 2016 04:36
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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weed's so strong its stupid. i need like a FEW, SMALL hits around my friends to be good and then its never really that little... And then i'm just visibly too high and when that becomes every situation it's like okayyyy why is weed alienating for me
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o yeah and then you drop off the face of earth at some point
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