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- A sandwich called the "Main Street Stack" that just turned out to be a paving slab between two manhole covers - Fish and chips and chips and chips and chips and chips and chips and chips and chips - A BBQ chicken pizza at California Pizza Kitchen that was served passive-aggressively by my ex-girlfriend Tabitha even though she knew we were going to both be at synagogue that weekend - Seven extremely good chicken-fried steaks that I did not order, and the diner wouldn't let me leave until I finished them - Pan-fried sea sponge at a Korean place in Cincinnati - Battered sea sponge at a fried chicken place in Chicago - A Reubenesque sandwich that was just way too big to finish - Halibut filet in lemon-caper sauce with wild rice, Japanese-inspired scalloped potatoes, and a big glob of horse poo poo |
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Oct 23, 2016 20:44
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- Glassware on the table by size and color - The waiter to stop reciting me bits from the screenplay he was working on - The free side of shrimp in butter sauce, despite the attached note 'you butter tip me good shrimp' - Upon making no tip, taking the waiter's recommendation for a classic dessert on the house, the Hertz Donut
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Oct 23, 2016 21:41
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Oct 23, 2016 21:50
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Oct 23, 2016 21:51
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Always be weary when your server recommends the house special, turns out wood and shingles tastes awful
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Oct 23, 2016 22:07
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Oct 23, 2016 22:13
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Sea Food Dish at indian resturant in Leipzig, Germany... I got enoug food to feed a minimum of 8 people.. alone... cost 17€!
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One time I was at a German restaurant and it was pretty good but part of the meal I ordered had face meats in it. For the rest of the meal I was like, "This is okay, but I wish it had more pork face in it." Usually I am not reminded by a meal about my lust for face meats. |
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Oct 23, 2016 22:29
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Cuban burger. i became suspicious after the waiter assured me that the meat was so fresh, it was still fleeing from a Communist regime.
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Oct 23, 2016 23:07
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- The Mac & Cheese was disgusting, I specifically requested Mackerel - I ordered a hamburger and it arrived in a disheveled state. After complaining to the waiter, he said he'd take it in the back and spruce it up for me. He came back out with a coniferous evergreen tree typically found in the northern temperate and boreal regions of the earth. Talk about rude! - I ordered an ice cream sundae and received a barren area of land where little precipitation occurs and consequently living conditions are hostile for plant and animal life! Talk about rude!
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Oct 23, 2016 23:36
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Oct 23, 2016 23:38
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- I arrived late into my hotel and was extremely tired as I checked in for the night. They told me that I'd be able to receive a complimentary breakfast or cereal grape list. I guess I didn't hear them correctly, boy was I surprised the next morning!
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Oct 23, 2016 23:49
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I tried to send my meal back to the kitchen, but I'm not very good at asserting myself and ended up washing dishes for 2 hours.
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Oct 24, 2016 00:37
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"Excuse me, waiter? There is zero saliva on this supposedly 'spit roasted' chicken I ordered"
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Oct 24, 2016 02:01
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Oct 24, 2016 02:23
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FactsAreUseless posted:- Fish and chips and chips and chips and chips and chips and chips and chips and chips fish and chips is supposed to come with an endless supply of chips, just endless chips in such a ridiculous quantity you just can't finish them all even with outside help |
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Oct 24, 2016 09:57
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misty mountaintop posted:Albatross Soup. Everyone knows that's code for human soup but instead I got a broth with a big beak in it. |
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Oct 24, 2016 11:17
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Oct 24, 2016 12:08
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I'd think it would be hard enough to find a buffalo capable of flight so I think it's particularly cruel to slaughter them for their seemingly tiny wings. They were however delicious and tasted surprisingly like chicken.
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Oct 24, 2016 15:46
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never get the "Kibbles n' Tits" from Hooters, it's literally just dog food
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Oct 24, 2016 16:39
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:never get the "Kibbles n' Tits" from Hooters, it's literally just dog food Couldn't find a single owl inside the restaurant either. Also the wait staff appear to be so underpaid that they couldn't afford appropriate winter clothing.
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Oct 24, 2016 16:55
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Went to a subway, all i could find was an empty bag of chips, some chewed gum and a rat carcass
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Oct 24, 2016 16:59
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me: "can I get a pepsi" waiter: "is Pepsi okay?" me: "w- yeah" I was given a Dr Pepper |
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Luvcow posted:Went to a subway, all i could find was an empty bag of chips, some chewed gum and a rat carcass |
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Oct 24, 2016 19:04
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The people at the Thai place did not believe me when I asked for my food "Thai spicy." Boy did I show them wrong when I fled the restaurant in tears airing out my tongue like a dog.
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Oct 24, 2016 22:35
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*crying, gasping for air, hands shaking as i try to force more water into my throat* "Is that all you got?" *hacking cough as saliva pours from mouth, eyes welling with tears* "HOTTER! I want HOTTER!"
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Oct 24, 2016 22:55
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genie waiter: what can I get you? me: I'd love the buffalo chicken fingers gw: very well *star wipe back to the future as I'm surrounded by my buffalo chicken finger grandchildren* and that's how I met your grandmother |
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Oct 24, 2016 22:59
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The intercontinental breakfast that took me across 17 time zones and a week to finish |
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Oct 25, 2016 15:02
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Oct 25, 2016 15:05
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Free condomental breakfast at the Motel 69 im sry |
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Oct 25, 2016 15:05
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Ordered a flight of beers at the local brewhouse and get this, they flew away! 
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Oct 25, 2016 15:19
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Spider Surprise was actually NOT made of spiders 
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Oct 25, 2016 16:21
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we finally got a reservation after months on the waiting list and the waiter brought us a tasting menu. they don't even have a dinner menu it turns out. what is this, a restaurant for ants? |
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Oct 25, 2016 16:33
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i ordered the burger at the seafood place
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Oct 25, 2016 16:48
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Wamdoodle posted:Spider Surprise was actually NOT made of spiders Neither was the spider roll it was just tempura soft shell crab.
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Oct 25, 2016 19:32
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I ordered a vegan, gluten-free, low-carb, organic burger at Big Teds Texas Burgs, and they brought me an empty plate and a bottle of mustard.
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Oct 25, 2016 19:41
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I ordered french fries at a McDonald's once but they took me into the back and made me put on a klan hood and give a nazi salute to a picture of Satan The fries were okay, but that was really some 2/10 service right there.
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Oct 25, 2016 20:01
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Vynar posted:Neither was the spider roll it was just tempura soft shell crab. Wtf I've been lied to my whole life |
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Oct 25, 2016 22:25
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i went to this Spanish small plate restaurant and despite the way my friend described the place, every single employee was wearing some kind of shirt or blouse |
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