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Machai

chicken & cashews that had no cashews

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vanisher

"But it's supposed to be a variety of nuts, a mixture"

"Sir, we mixed these cashews in this bowl"



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porkswordonboard
You should get that looked at

We got the chef's tasting menu at a restaurant by the ocean but neither of us like seafood very much and shellfish not at all

whoops

my gf slid her squid leggy onto the floor and I swallowed mine whole like a slutty chump.

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porkswordonboard posted:

We got the chef's tasting menu at a restaurant by the ocean but neither of us like seafood very much and shellfish not at all

whoops

my gf slid her squid leggy onto the floor and I swallowed mine whole like a slutty chump.

yeah but how did the chef taste?

:jerry:

Machai

Vynar posted:

yeah but how did the chef taste?

with his tongue

symbolic

Vynar posted:

yeah but how did the chef taste?

Machai posted:

with his tongue

Barnes And Body Works

:shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom:
:chillout:
I went to this restaurant in Seattle once called '13 Coins', and I ordered the 'Calamari' there that was supposed to be just like regular calamari which is breaded and in individual pieces, and they just gave me this raw fuckin' slab of octopus or whatever the hell it was and it was repulsive.



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social vegan



Barnes And Body Works posted:

I went to this restaurant in Seattle once called '13 Coins', and I ordered the 'Calamari' there that was supposed to be just like regular calamari which is breaded and in individual pieces, and they just gave me this raw fuckin' slab of octopus or whatever the hell it was and it was repulsive.

it sounds like the kitchen was having tentacle difficulties

PortalFreak

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I ordered mystery meat at this diner once. turns out it was a stillborn fetus. didn't even come with fries like I asked!!!!! :cripes::argh:

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social vegan posted:

it sounds like the kitchen was having tentacle difficulties

lol

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joke_explainer


I went to Chez Pigeon and found the decor excellent and the atmosphere fantastic. The menu was a fantastic array of amazing looking French cuisine you don't often see in this city. I became confused when I ordered, and my waiter went expressionless and silently walked away without writing anything down or saying anything. The rest of the patrons too became dour and just walked out immediately. After waiting ten minutes in the dark empty place (someone turned the lights off on the way out) I wandered back into the kitchen. Inside was just one chef in his traditional hat, hunched over a laptop. He ignored me for five minutes, mumbling to himself in the dark, until I asked about my food and he said 'SILENCE! I'm busying deleting Hillary Clinton's emails.' He was extremely rude, and I guess there's no limit to how deep this conspiracy goes.

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