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- Glassware on the table by size and color
- The waiter to stop reciting me bits from the screenplay he was working on
- The free side of shrimp in butter sauce, despite the attached note 'you butter tip me good shrimp'
- Upon making no tip, taking the waiter's recommendation for a classic dessert on the house, the Hertz Donut



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- The Mac & Cheese was disgusting, I specifically requested Mackerel

- I ordered a hamburger and it arrived in a disheveled state. After complaining to the waiter, he said he'd take it in the back and spruce it up for me. He came back out with a coniferous evergreen tree typically found in the northern temperate and boreal regions of the earth. Talk about rude!

- I ordered an ice cream sundae and received a barren area of land where little precipitation occurs and consequently living conditions are hostile for plant and animal life! Talk about rude!



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- I arrived late into my hotel and was extremely tired as I checked in for the night. They told me that I'd be able to receive a complimentary breakfast or cereal grape list. I guess I didn't hear them correctly, boy was I surprised the next morning!



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"Excuse me, waiter? There is zero saliva on this supposedly 'spit roasted' chicken I ordered"



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"But it's supposed to be a variety of nuts, a mixture"

"Sir, we mixed these cashews in this bowl"



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