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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF Spam Email
 
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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
 Since we're all children of the Internet, we can probably spot spam emails a mile away, even if a stringent list of personal filters and automatic flaggers have already marked it as such. Even so, these types of messages are still so commonplace, they must work for scamming people or getting idiots to click on unsolicited email.

Post your favourite spam emails in this thread, be they weird, creepy or just plan dumb.

I recently got added as an email alias for a bunch of old coworkers and the sheer amount of spam that these people receive is unbelieveable. Got these two doozies today.

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I have a news story you probably don't know about since it's been censored. Hillary raped Cathy Obrien as a child! Just Google "Hillary Raped Cathy Obrien" and you'll discover the truth!
Google "Danny Williams Clinton" to learn about Bill Clinton's black son who just gave a press conference in Vegas!

Please spread the word. If you share one of these stories with at least one person I will give you some really cool prizes too. Just email me at glenn@crankmoney.com after you share it. One of the prizes is how to save a fortune on batteries and the other one is a very cool 3D image that will blow your mind plus you'll get other cool stuff.

If you don't know how to search well, here's a link to two of the many stories out there about these topics! Share it since the fake news won't!

http://www.project.nsearch.com/profiles/blogs/hillary-rape-and-sex-secrets-explode-worldwide-they-can-t-stop-it

http://www.project.nsearch.com/profiles/blogs/bill-s-black-son-holds-press-conference-fake-news-hides

If you also want my free ebook showing a system making me an extra $200 a day whiile only taking 8 minutes of my time email me at glenn@crankmoney.com with "show me the money" in the subject or download the ebook free at
http://www.crankmoney.com

Watch the 3 minute video at
http://www.crankmoney.com
and get my free Strategy Guide.

Glenn Canady

PS – If you don't want to receive my messages with uncensored news and easy tips for making extra money at home, just email me the entire message you got to glenn@crankmoney.com and I will remove you. Thank you!

This one reads like your crazy uncle on Facebook. :sad:

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Cheers. You have been chosen among the brethren to serve humanity, get back to me for more details. Lady Patricia Knewl from Canada.

I guess I'm part of a cult now... :ssh:

Please remove clickable links where possible, we don't want anybody accidentally getting phished due to an errant URL.

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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
 Harley Wang isn't going to bore me with any sob story, promise of riches or talk of mob hits, simply with the subject like "reply me":

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I need assistance to transfer US21.4m.
I will tell you more information after your reply.

Sure buddy, let me get right on that!

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