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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
I always liked the old "I send you this file in order to have your advice" e-mails.

I often get these weird e-mails that I think must be first typed up by someone who doesn't speak English, and then a program changes around some of the adjectives so that they don't get flagged as spam for duplicate messages, or something? But they read like this:

quote:

I'm with Human Resources department at North Post. Your profile and contact details were received from a job website.
The company hires people for home-based position of Shipping Inspector all over the US.
We are an international provider of shopping and logistics services making both consumers and business partners satisfied more than 12 years.

And another:

quote:

About the company Advance Quip NZ is a fast growing supplier of specialized financing, project management, equipment trading, and asset services. The company is looking for a experienced manager based in U.S..

I remember when I was thirteen or so I downloaded something very malicious to my parents' computer because a mysterious e-mail from a sultry seductress said she could get me into porn and I just had to open the file to find out more.

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