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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Ben Smash posted:

Maybe confusing isn't the right word..

Sad?

It's ok buddy, you can sit w/ us, we'll pull up a high chair.

Hey thanks man, now that you mention it we should get some food together, I have reservations at Rosso's for Tuesday at 3pm you should meet me there :smug:

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Have more bad news, I am pretty sure its just comet without the mustache and also I bought 4 volumes of "The Best of Goofus and Gallant"


sorry im bad with pressure.

it's ok i love goofus

nuts to that gallant guy though

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Mozi posted:

it's ok i love goofus

i know right? that knuckle head just cant get it together!

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

CharlestonJew posted:

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday at 3pm for a hamburger today

spoken like a true jew

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
one time in highschool my friend was very stoned from doing w33d and he told me all about how the earth orbits and spins correctly because the Mayans used their super advanced ancient knowledge to build pyramids in the exact right places that the weight of the pyramid being here would keep Earth in the correct balance to continue spinning right.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Nooner posted:

one time in highschool my friend was very stoned from doing w33d and he told me all about how the earth orbits and spins correctly because the Mayans used their super advanced ancient knowledge to build pyramids in the exact right places that the weight of the pyramid being here would keep Earth in the correct balance to continue spinning right.

thats good, i wouldn't want the earth to spin the wrong way

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Your hugh school friend sounds like he's an idiot with or without the w33d, you can tell him Hector said so

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
lol yeah he wasnt very smart but he was good at guitar

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
that was the plan all along, op

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
:byodame: "Our best scientists are on the case."
:sadpeanut: *continues to fold the laundry*

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I ordered a cast metal burrito called the earthshaker from a woman with a neodymium magnet septum ring. I believe if I click and drag the burrito to the septum ring it will function as a crude railgun and infinitesimally divert the asteroid into the path of the wickedly funny Adele Dazeem's mako cannon.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Ork of Fiction posted:

:byodame: "Our best scientists are on the case."
:sadpeanut: *continues to fold the laundry*

Need to have all whites pressed for my big coming out party on Tuesday 4 pm

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Hold up, smash, I saw Armageddon, this isn't gonna happen....

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Hold up, smash, I saw Armageddon, this isn't gonna happen....



I know, they don't have any astronauts left to train the oil drillers any more! :ohdear:

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.
It's hypothesized that Theia, a mass the size of Mars, collided with Earth billions of years ago, blasting off tons of rock and ultimately forming the moon. This isn't an asteroid, it's part of Earth coming home. At 2pm on Tuesday.

Tomato Burger fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Oct 25, 2016

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.
e: quote is not edit.

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
I'm not mad at the asteroid, I'm disappointed.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Tomato Burger posted:

It's hypothesized that Theia, a mass the size of Mars, collided with Earth billions of years ago, blasting off tons of rock and ultimately forming the moon. This isn't an asteroid, it's part of Earth coming home. At 2pm on Tuesday.

Well in that case let's get together a party for it? Think you can cover my share? I will get you back, I get paid around 5 on Tuesday!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
are you an asteroid man or a titsteroid man?

misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit
Gee, I'm glad there isn't an asteroid. Nope, Nuh uh, no asteroids here on *checks calendar* Tuesday at *looks at phone, which glows orange under the hellish light from the sky* 3 o clock. Least asteroids ever, in this area, I'd say.

misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit
I'm sorry, did you say something about pasteurized? I can't really hear you when you're screaming like that. Pasteurized what? Please calm down. Ask Roy? Who's Roy? Is he a pilot? Why are you pointing at the sky? There's nothing to see there.

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Hold up, smash, I saw Armageddon, this isn't gonna happen....



I turned this movie off with 15 minutes left. As far as I know, Bruce Willis gets home to his family and Ben Affleck explodes on a dang space rock.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Mozi posted:

are you an asteroid man or a titsteroid man?

I'm more of a legsteroid guy, to be quite honest.
After all, I'm a hot-blooded American meteor, not some limp-wristed bleeding heart vegteor.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
honestly the best way for this all to end is an asteroid

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


shove it up yer asteroid op!!!!

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
has anyone said....

assteroid?!

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
3 oclock. Tuesday. Be deployed for the asteroid.

Gooses and Geeses
Jan 1, 2005

OH GOD WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN?
It's already 3:30 in Bangladesh. Looks like your strategy worked.

Thanks guys.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
I built a really big baseball bat guys, don't worry.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Ok, small problem. The bat is too big. Very hard to lift.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Roundup Ready posted:

shove it up yer asteroid op!!!!

Wow, rude much?

Snooze Cruise posted:

I built a really big baseball bat guys, don't worry.

*raises my arms in the sky* I WILL LEND YOU MY POWER

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Smash it Smash hit posted:

Wow, rude much?


*raises my arms in the sky* I WILL LEND YOU MY POWER

This is no time for a spirit bomb!

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

The Bananana posted:

This is no time for a spirit bomb!

its always time for a spirit bomb, a spirit bomb is literally the answer to all of lifes problems NOW GET YOUR GAT DANG HANDS IN THE AIR!

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
If we are going to save the day with a nerd reference does it have to be a spirit bomb? We had the option of doing the ace combat thing.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Snooze Cruise posted:

If we are going to save the day with a nerd reference does it have to be a spirit bomb? We had the option of doing the ace combat thing.

idk i was just trying to help, i feel real attacked right now.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
I just feel like it's been done before? You know? If we are going to save the Earth I don't think we should just limit ourselves to one anime.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
the spirit bomb sucks rear end

also what are you guys doing today? specifically around 3pm EST?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

CharlestonJew posted:

the spirit bomb sucks rear end

also what are you guys doing today? specifically around 3pm EST?

we are all meeting up for some beers at the tavern you should totally drop by!

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

TrutherNews posted:

GLOBAL ASTEROID/COMET ATTACK IMMINENT (OCT 25, 2016): CIA Plotting Asteroid/Comet-Like Strike on October 29, 2016, Possibly via Asteroid ‘2009ES’ and/or Newly Discovered Mystery Object ‘Niku’—Impending Attack Will Likely be Blamed on Asteroids, Comets, Meteors, Meteoroids, Meteorites, Near Earth Objects and/or Their Alleged Moons

TrutherNews posted:

TACO BELL TERROR ALERT (OCT 25, 2016): Obama Likely Plotting Attack on Taco Bell this October 25-31, 2016, Most Likely Bio-Chemical and/or Race War in Nature

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

i dont know whats real anymore :ohdear:

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