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the comedian walks out on stage smiling. his smile turns to rage when he sees the water bottle already occupying his stool. his stool. audience looks on in horror as a grown man pummels a bottle of aquafina
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I don't know who thought that sitting on a baby was comfortable or even ethical but apparently kids get paid a lot of money to do it these days. I guess it keeps the baby from wandering off? In my day we just put the baby in a crib.
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Oct 24, 2016 15:43
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Really getting sick of seeing all these able bodied comics doing sit down routines and taking away jobs from wheel chair comics.
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Oct 24, 2016 15:48
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The comedian, enormous, sits in the town square. The children wreath him in ribbons and garlands. He's so happy to be here tonight. What a great town.
Later, he will say the catchphrase, you know the one, the one you like, and the town will be happy. At least for that night.
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Oct 24, 2016 15:49
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famous comedian quietly appears on stage, sits nervously on a chair, the audience goes wild with laughter.
he stands, the audience quiets to a few chuckles and quiet murmuring. slowly he creeps across the stage towards a smaller chair, then sits down. the audience erupts into uproarious laughter and guffaws, huge applause as the curtain closes.
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Oct 24, 2016 15:52
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"In America, comedian sits on chair," begins Yakov Smirnoff, world-famous sit down comedian, from his bar stool on stage. The crowd tenses with anticipation. They have an inkling of what might be coming next, but they cannot quite bring themselves to hope for something so brilliant, so audacious.
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Oct 25, 2016 20:12
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*Chris Hanson walks onto stage. Audience erupts into laughter*
"So hey, you guys want to tell me why you are here?" *chuckling*
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