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Machai

If your stool smells of fresh cut pine, you might be a carpenter

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Machai

Sit er' down!

Machai

You will notice my sig contains BYOB treasure and comedian Sid, whom is sitting down.

Machai

*Chris Hanson walks onto stage. Audience erupts into laughter*

"So hey, you guys want to tell me why you are here?" *chuckling*

Machai

A clown is making balloon animals at a local fair. He takes out several balloons and twists them together to form a chair, which he sits upon. He then makes a giant balloon sewing needle and hands it to a nearby child. As the child pokes the chair with the "needle" the clown uses a needle hidden in his sleeve to pop the chair and falls over in a comedic fashion.

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