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Hello hello yes hi folks I can see most of you from here.

Great to be here, I uh flew in from Canada this morning and boy, are my legs well rested.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2016 13:55

# ¿ May 3, 2024 13:23

Black people sit a little something, like this.

White people also sit like this.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2016 13:56

A lot of my friends ask me, "hey, social vegan... do you remember what you were doing when 9/11 happened?"

Of course I do I was sitting down

# ¿ Oct 24, 2016 14:06

a quick show of hands, how many of ya'll went to senior prom hahaha nice, wasn't it the worst? I wouldn't know I stayed home and sat the entire night

# ¿ Oct 24, 2016 14:22

*comedian slowly removes sweatshirt, exposing his MY OTHER RIDE ALSO HAS A CHAIR shirt, waiting for laughs*

# ¿ Oct 24, 2016 15:56

david blaine sits on a chair for 56 days in the middle of times square he stands slowly revealing there was never a chair there tobegin with

# ¿ Oct 24, 2016 17:29

*stands up, spins chair and sits on it backwards*

*the audience don't know whether to laugh or cry*

# ¿ Oct 24, 2016 17:40

a popular comedian scoots back out onto the stage for an encore after the audience gives him a sitting o

lol

# ¿ Oct 25, 2016 14:13

all the kids these days... getting into squatty potties, you guys heard about this?

# ¿ Oct 25, 2016 14:13

# ¿ May 3, 2024 13:23

carrot top stares into his tickle trunk at a tiny stool with the cue card taped to it reading "stool sample" he pauses, is it even worth it anymore

# ¿ Oct 25, 2016 21:11

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