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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The Pope stole all his prayers and redirected them to Ba'al using bathtub mary antennas. He's with Moon God now.

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I'm glad that Chick lived to see the actual people who worship angry open-carry Jesus and "if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy five and always wave one around at all times."

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

Oh, and he hosed a fallen angel once.
How would one get in on this without having to attend seminary? Hypothetically.

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

a 90th degree Mason
They wear a ring with a combination square on it.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The Early Church was the Best Church and then Satan told the Roman Emperor to create a rival to pervert the True Church and that's where the Roman Church came from until brave Protestants tried to reform it in the Reformation and created churches that are almost as good as the Early Church like the one I go to and none other.

(What many KJV fundamentalists actually believe)

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

A big flaming stink posted:

Why do Jesuits get a special (rad) appearance outside of Catholics?
They're directly responsible for earthquakes, in the same way that gay men do floods.

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