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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

got some chores tonight posted:

i would not expect the knicks or the rockets to have expectionally low dribble numbers cuz i feel like most of their offences were letting superstars work

dwight dribbling off his foot doesn't count towards the total

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Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring

straight up brolic posted:

Into The Wild is actually about the mental journey to becoming a Sacramento Kings fan

Which explains this feature of their arena:

quote:

Living wall gardens lining the exterior of the arena consist of local plants and edibles that are watered via a drip irrigation system from water runoff collected from the roof.

Dig in, Kings fan. Godspeed.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

How old is the undertaker

I remember him from when I was a kid.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Calling Rondo/Wade the Brick Brothers

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

euphronius posted:

How old is the undertaker

I remember him from when I was a kid.

He's immortal. Idiot.

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

gently caress yes

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



euphronius posted:

How old is the undertaker

I remember him from when I was a kid.

51, he doesn't really wrestle anymore. Will do a match a year at Wrestlemania and even then it's kind of smoke and mirrors.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
Although the Undertaker did wrestle as recently as last year in Wrestlemania.

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Jack's Flow posted:

Dig in, Kings fan. Godspeed.

this made me think of the announcement that the ulm cathedral is having serious issues because people keep puking all over the base and it's causing a lot of decay. not sure i wanna eat some plant that a kings fan barfed in after trying his first farm-to-table chicken tikka masala

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

R.D. Mangles posted:

Calling Rondo/Wade the Brick Brothers


MCW is their annoying cousin

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




dokmo posted:



edit: I forget what I was replying to.

So dribbles are bad now?

Sixers!

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I'm unironically excited to watch my bad overdribbling team stumble their way to the playoffs again. I hope Siakam is as good as people are predicting, and that Poeltl is good enough that it doesn't seem like we wasted a lottery pick on him.

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

#1 Pelican Fan
The season has officially started again. The dokmo penis graph was the sign.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

i want this tag team now

https://twitter.com/NBA/status/791026089820848128

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Open Court is on TNT now

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

#1 Pelican Fan

Redgrendel2001 posted:

You're passing the ball to the floor who is passing it back.

Deep.

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

#1 Pelican Fan

Dejan Bimble posted:

TNT Extra time was totally free even if you didn't have TNT, I don't know if they changed it

WatchTNT is different and is the normal broadcast but streamed. It only works if your cable provider offers it, however.

Libertine
Jun 21, 2004

When I die, I hope they say I made the eSports industry a better place than I made millions of dollars.
I watched games on TNT's website last year and my cable package links up with their online stream. If yours does too you should be able to watch live games. That's probably how I'll watch them tonight.

The Banned
Jun 11, 2005
"My witness is the empty sky."
Hi thread, I usually only show up in GDTs but I'll try to change that this season. Excited to see Norm Powell carry the Raps to the finals this year.

Just got tickets for my friends and I to see the Bucks play the Mavs and I'm super excited to get some point Giannis in my life.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Redgrendel2001 posted:

You're passing the ball to the floor who is passing it back.

The floor needs to man up and take the shot once in a while.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Shear Modulus posted:

The floor needs to man up and take the shot once in a while.
Dellavedova's market inefficiency

straight up brolic fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Oct 25, 2016

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



straight up brolic posted:

Dellavedova's market inefficiency

Haha yeah I was about to edit the post to add a LeBron passes to Delly joke.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

euphronius posted:

How old is the undertaker

I remember him from when I was a kid.

29

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Kibner posted:

The season has officially started again. The dokmo penis graph was the sign.

Every October, Americans celebrate the coming of the first penis graph by decorating their homes with phallic pumpkins, squashes and gourds.

tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized
Yesssss BT Sport here in the UK are replaying game 7 of the finals before tip off tonight.

GSW currently up 21-18 in the first quarter, Draymond with a nice driving layup. Will let you all know how it turns out.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

straight up brolic posted:

Dellavedova's market inefficiency



the dellavedova thumbs up picture MEGATHREAD

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs


I have absolutely no problem believing that Kevin Love carries this belt with him at all times

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
The greatest sport on the mf planet is BACK baby let's go basketball!!!! Memphis gonna win the championship this year that's right

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
I'm so excited you guys.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

i have no idea how these knicks are gonna work

that's a bad sign

meanwhile

https://twitter.com/NBAonTNT/status/791038059097624577

:unsmith:

zelah
Dec 1, 2004

Diabetes, you are not invited to my pizza party.
I have been excited about Joel Embiid since he got drafted all those years ago but somehow just this month realized his name is spelled Embiid and not Embiib. I've been pronouncing it with 2 bs and no one has stopped me.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

racist

TheShazbot
Feb 20, 2011

Got my league pass ready. it's time

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Vertical Lime posted:

i have no idea how these knicks are gonna work

that's a bad sign

meanwhile

https://twitter.com/NBAonTNT/status/791038059097624577

:unsmith:

They're going to transfer the bitchmade choke idiotism to craig, that's pretty hosed up

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

zelah posted:

I have been excited about Joel Embiid since he got drafted all those years ago but somehow just this month realized his name is spelled Embiid and not Embiib. I've been pronouncing it with 2 bs and no one has stopped me.

Joel "The Shirley Temple" Embiber

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

WhyteRyce posted:

All lurkers and new NBA fans should jump on the Kings bandwagon I got spots saved for you

Only problem is we have exactly zero cupholders on #bandwagon3.0

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

WIth the season officially starting I am torn between following the upcoming season long stories:
-The Raptors journey to winning the NBA Finals and Valanciunas getting MVP
-The Bulls journey to winning 45 games with a sub-25 3pt% from the starters
-The Knicks journey to winning 27 games and Jennings starting 70 games

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Is there an Over/Under number till Fred Hoiberg quits/is fired?

Then can I add to that Bet that Wade becomes Player/Coach?

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

quote:

Wanting to be 'complete player,' Joel Embiid works on leading fastbreak: Toward the end of Sixers practice Monday, Joel Embiid participated in a fast-break drill … by himself. Embiid brought the ball up the floor in a one-on-none situation against members of the Sixers' coaching staff. He's already showed off his three-point shooting skills and now he’s running the break? “I’ve always thought I was a point guard,” Embiid joked. “So that’s something that I want to do.”


I'm not sure he's joking

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