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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Calling Rondo/Wade the Brick Brothers

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Jan 10, 2004


legit upset that the bulls' dumb twitter thing isn't #ThreeAlphas

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Jan 10, 2004


it's been like a month and the three alphas is still the funniest poo poo in the world to me

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Jan 10, 2004


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Jan 10, 2004



https://medium.com/@byctom/i-would-have-landed-the-hindenburg-5a820cc03429#.nv0hk4s90

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Jan 10, 2004


Dexo posted:

He's a Raw prospect who got very few minutes. He's allegedly a shooter. But I have my doubts as that doesn't fit the Bulls style.

if he's a shooter than he already doesn't fit with the Team Concept

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Lockback posted:

Well, in case anyone is wondering, Minnesota's bench is still complete horseshit.

but they signed John Lucas III

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Jan 10, 2004


Mozgov in LA means we can potentially see him play dozens of menacing henchmen.

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Jan 10, 2004



good god
embiid is the truth

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Jan 10, 2004


straight up brolic posted:



something about this tweet is very satisfying

papagiannis's dad was right

in 2016 nba? no is soft

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Jan 10, 2004


Drunk Canuck posted:

My happiest takeaway from the home opener was that DeRozan really limited his signature just within the 3 jumpers. So obviously he's turned the corner and that's scary for the rest of the league cuz this team is going lossless this season and winning it in all in sweeps. Hashtag WeTheNorth

it will be funny to me if they still can't beat this lovely-rear end dyfunctional bulls team

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Jan 10, 2004


Away all Goats posted:

As if anyone could beat a team with 3 alphas

one alpha, sure. two alphas? on a good day. but three? three alphas?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Real Alpha Hours

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Jan 10, 2004


Dwyane Wade makes threes now.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the three loving alphas

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Jan 10, 2004


Please someone post a gif of that ludicrous wade mean mug

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Jan 10, 2004


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Jan 10, 2004


Watched that DWade mean mug like 85 times, that's a KG caliber mug.

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Jan 10, 2004


McDermott still has no idea how to play basketball.

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Jan 10, 2004


i wonder if the spurs judge potential free agent signings by their ability to act in HEB commercials

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Jan 10, 2004


Jimmy clearly shouting me out with that hat.

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Jan 10, 2004


Bulls-Nets, ONLY ONE LOPEZ LEAVES BROOKLYN ALIVE

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Jan 10, 2004


Adams is now indistinguishable from a professional wrestler, he's now on the tagteam of those new zealand guys who stomped around

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Jan 10, 2004


positions are outdated, the only way to label basketball players, there are only alphas and non-alphas

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Jan 10, 2004


taj gibson is a semi-alpha
doug mcdermott? alpha-adjacent
MCW: potential alpha

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Jan 10, 2004


For sure, the Davis Brothers would have broken all of Curry's bones and put him into a t-shirt cannon, which would have also startled people because it hadn't been invented yet

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Jan 10, 2004


i didn't know that i was waiting all of my life for Stacey King in the Three Alphas Era

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Jan 10, 2004


going from cute to A Little Much for LeBron, imo

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Jan 10, 2004


stacey king just came out against the "three alphas" nickname because it detracts from players like Taj Gibson and Michael Carter-Williams

e: "The Bulls are all alphas"

-Stacey King

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


euphronius posted:

Thunder have given up on resigning Kevin Durant

they must beat him in the playoffs first

e: durant is like an NBA Street guy who lets you pick him up if you beat his team

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lol anthony bennett is on the nets

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Jan 10, 2004


Cool Buff Man posted:

You gotta get your friends to call you Juice Box

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=726Ujz_KOHE

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Jan 10, 2004



the nba is the best sports league in the world

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Jan 10, 2004


SAS should be renamed the Three Alphas BAsketball Discussion Zone the way that insane Minnesota forum that Gendo always posted from was called the Five National Championships Football Discussion something or other

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Jan 10, 2004


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Jan 10, 2004


jo noah is the absolute best

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Jan 10, 2004


Carlosologist posted:

I kind of wonder what the next big evolution in basketball will be; we're in the middle of leaguewide pace and space, so I feel that the next trend is a move back to post-up offense but with skilled bigs who can pass and knock down three pointers, some type of position less thing with lots of switching on defense

three alphas

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


I will go to the grave believing that JR ripping off his shirt in a Cleveland Indians luxury box is directly responsible for that Rajai Davis dinger.

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Jan 10, 2004


Stacey King is a teen intern with an internet soundboard and a leftover Krumps costume.

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Jan 10, 2004


Stacey King might just be a large bag of catchphrases, but he is responsible for one of the finest announcing moments in the history of the sport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbxzfVl_7c4

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