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For those of you too lazy to click through, the article this is pulled from is a pro-click and reveals Sam Hinkie as a master empath and not a weirdo Silicon Valley/Ted Talks bullshit peddler quote:On Aug. 27, the 76ers hosted their annual Beach Bash at Jack’s Place on the Jersey Shore. At the end of the event, parched from all his socializing, Embiid ordered two Shirley Temples for the road. As he left, he took a sip, and beamed. The soda, the cherry, the grenadine, this was a mean Shirley Temple. He ducked back inside and autographed a shirt for the bartender: Best Shirley Temples Ever, Joel Embiid. http://www.si.com/nba/2016/10/26/joel-embiid-philadelphia-76ers-the-process
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This is the most inspirational thing I've seen in my life
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R.D. Mangles posted:Please someone post a gif of that ludicrous wade mean mug https://twitter.com/Steve_OS/status/791833269251760129
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He wasn't looking for a joke answer you guys They won, naturally, on the back of the outstanding three point shooting of Dwyane Wade and Jimmy Butler
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Oct 28, 2016 04:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyF5CyaVejk In addition to being generally adorable, this is a video in which a very small child has to instruct Doug McDermott not to eat the wax coating on a Babybel cheese wheel 
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Strawberry Panda posted:Is McBuckets an Alpha? https://twitter.com/TheBullsShow/status/792706826848448512
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https://twitter.com/KCJHoop/status/796931068226138113 The man was born to coach alphas folks
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Tae posted:Felicio literally didn't play a minute. I understand if the coach is one of those shitheads that play vets over young players, but him and Portis are both 2nd years aren't they Bobby seemingly replaced Felicio in the rotation a few games ago for some reason. Now there's a lot of bench playing time with Portis-Mirotic as the front line. It is, predictably, a disaster defensively and at some point Hoiberg is going to have to acknowledge that It's also probably not a good idea to bury your talented first rounder on the bench indefinitely, but Portis should realistically be taking minutes from Mirotic instead of Felicio
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kiimo posted:http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-53-best-franchise-players-in-the-nba-2016-17-edition/ Uhhhh this thing lists Denzel Valentine as the #41 "franchise player" in the NBA while saying his best case scenario is Kirk Hinrich How could you format your article so that's the first data point people see
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The main thing about the Drake/Doris Burke thing is that she kinda looks like a younger version of his mom
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Nov 18, 2016 00:36
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This is more or less how you expect an Aron Baynes game-winning shot attempt to go, right https://twitter.com/RedsArmy_John/status/800162030808428544
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That account seems to be suggesting that you shouldn't criticize Hoiberg for leaving Bobby Portis in for 14 consecutive minutes as the game swung from a 7 point lead to a 5 point deficit, which is...interesting
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Nov 20, 2016 07:40
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Boogie took the latest Kanye West Episode in stride https://twitter.com/AlyshaTsuji/status/800241844806221824 Clearly he's sympathetic to anyone who wants to bolt from Sacramento ASAP
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Another thing about the Ross call is that the clock does start before he even got the ball So the refs are saying the time from the Boogie tip to the ball hitting the floor is definitively more than .5 seconds + the normal human lag time to start the clock when the ball is touched. Which is, you know, insane
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During the most crucial moment of his career, the head ref had a vision of future-Boogie thanking him for noticing he tipped the ball and time expired
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The Bulls bench is so powerfully bad that injuries to Doug McDermott and Michael Carter Williams have left it in ruins. Mo Speights, Wilson Chandler and Jamaal Murray have each individually outscored the entire Chicago bench in the past three games.
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https://twitter.com/bballbreakdown/status/801303833771208704 The absence of Byron Scott is the most powerful healing force known to man
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MOVIE MAJICK posted:RIP Chuck Burying him on Chicago radio as Neil Funk does the telecasts is some shameful poo poo
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Nov 23, 2016 19:58
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Hunger Games and Malcolm Gladwell is basically the perfect formula to be a rising star in the Democratic Party
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Nov 27, 2016 06:06
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Compression Sleeve Manufacturers Local 133 is lobbying the Grizzlies to sign Kirk Hinrich
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A franchise that's light years ahead would have invested in a league-wide robot ref program years ago imo Next time the Warriors play the Kings Lacob is gonna get caught trying to reprogram Knightman to proclaim all kicking is a-ok
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Kibner posted:Think I'm going to follow more Grizz games the rest of this season. Smart not to shock your system by watching a team with a chance at being fully healthy
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Apparently he became buddies with Parsons after they were both hurt at the same time. He's moved on to a new target though
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Cool Buff Man posted:I have no idea about how he plays cuz who cares about the flotsam of the Bulls roster but from the way people go on about him here I expected him to have a case for being overlooked in favor of Portis. I'm not seeing it at all! He's a real big guy who's mobile for his size and is a solid rim runner. Under no circumstances should Bobby Portis ever be playing center.
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The bottom will never fall out baby https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/811303209595760640 Otto Porter on a max deal is gonna be a super value contract in three years
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You can kill Hinkie, but Joel Embiid is The Process's Manchurian Candidate https://twitter.com/KyleNeubeck/status/811416727737274369
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On his rest days Embiid just looks at Okafor's DRPM and seethes "Sam would have taken Porzingis if ownership let him" he reassures himself
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Who the hell is gonna be the 8 seed in the West
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"I can't control his actions" is actually a pretty self-aware assessment of Meyers's defensive game
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The NBA is the best league because a notorious headcase who just got in trouble for threatening a reporter can spit his mouthguard at a mediocre player while yelling SUCK MY DICK, and people will get mad at the other guy for complaining about it
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It's bad rear end that Bill Simmons had the thought "I wanna write an article about how I think Giannis is cool" and then his broken brain reverse engineered a Unicorn Comparison Article with a Catalog of Historical Unicorns The entire article is just "Embiid and Porzingis are cool, but Giannis is soooo cool"
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"If Bismack Biyombo had played in the '60s, he would have been just as successful as Bill Russell" is the take that will drive Bill Simmons to murder Someone get this article published
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Dec 21, 2016 21:53
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Kristaps is going to lead the Knicks to a title http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/18290346/a-visit-disneyland-qa-kristaps-porzingis-knicks
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It's almost 2017 and the NBA still hasn't accepted that every offensive big man who is a defensive liability has to be a sixth man now...sad stuff Two years of exposure to late career Pau Gasol made me extremely woke regarding this essential truth, which means I'm smarter at basketball than Gregg Popovich now
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It is silly to be that incensed about a ref calling a foul when there is a whole lot of contact at the rim, to the point that you're giving up a free point and putting yourself at risk of ejection if you throw another fit (or as you continue to throw the same fit) He didn't get ejected, and in the grand scheme of things 1 point probably isn't going to really impact the outcome of the game, but st-  oh right
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I now think the NBA MVP award should go to a high school sophomore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCM5qxwBorw
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Set alerts for: Doug McDermott Doug McBuckets Dougie McBuckets The Fourth Alpha Doug McDermit
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Dec 29, 2016 04:28
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I am a coward, and did not vote for Giannis because I want Jimmy Butler to start instead
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Even if the Bulls make front office changes, it'll be Gar taking the fall and Paxson will probably stay insulated from any actual criticism
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