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Please Eat A Vegetable posted:The Houston Rockets are both my pride and my shame. post more. i need other people to help me spread lies about how james harden plays good defense.
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i feel like girth should be incorporated into the dong graph. i feel like the rockets are a short, but girthy team, not sure why that's just what is in my heart
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Oct 25, 2016 20:45
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got some chores tonight posted:i would not expect the knicks or the rockets to have expectionally low dribble numbers cuz i feel like most of their offences were letting superstars work dwight dribbling off his foot doesn't count towards the total
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Oct 25, 2016 22:04
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Jack's Flow posted:Dig in, Kings fan. Godspeed. this made me think of the announcement that the ulm cathedral is having serious issues because people keep puking all over the base and it's causing a lot of decay. not sure i wanna eat some plant that a kings fan barfed in after trying his first farm-to-table chicken tikka masala
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Oct 25, 2016 22:17
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Kibner posted:The season has officially started again. The dokmo penis graph was the sign. Every October, Americans celebrate the coming of the first penis graph by decorating their homes with phallic pumpkins, squashes and gourds.
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Oct 25, 2016 22:42
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I'm so excited you guys.
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Oct 25, 2016 23:14
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that avatar is loving glorious
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Oct 26, 2016 05:41
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Jonathan Simmons.
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Oct 26, 2016 06:07
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straight up brolic posted:the warriors are literally saying that losing this game is good because it's a "refreshing slap in the face" as though losing in the finals when you were up 3-1 and then getting poo poo on by anyone with a pulse all summer wasn't enough of a "slap in the face". Just say you sucked and move on you idiots. remember when they spent all of last offseason getting mad about being called lucky/one-off champs
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Oct 26, 2016 16:01
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Spacebump posted:An unexpected diversion on the Mavs Facebook page. IMO we should build a wall so only the tall and athletic immigrants can cross to the US, thus resulting in better quality of basketball.
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Oct 26, 2016 18:18
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Dejan Bimble posted:Marcus Morris is literally the best player at gaurding LEbron James in the NBA. So Why don't the Warriors trade Kevin Durant for Marcus Morris and Stanley Johnon takes his role i think morey trading mookey mook morris for some random second rounders was probably one of his worse low key moves as a GM
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Oct 26, 2016 19:48
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Lockback posted:I feel like that is a lot but I just don't know anymore. It's definitely a lot of money and a gamble. I seem to remember him agitating a lot for a starting spot so possibly this is a compromise e: In other news, Rockets are a bunch of hippies https://twitter.com/Jonathan_Feigen/status/791356320708370432 chunkles fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Oct 26, 2016 |
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Oct 26, 2016 21:54
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I honestly did not register that Jeff Teague was gone
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Oct 26, 2016 22:15
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Athanatos posted:If Harden doesnt wear the short-shorts tonight, I hope the Lakers crush the Rockets He will do it. It's time.
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Oct 26, 2016 23:10
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ryno biotch e: not gdt but my post still stands
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Oct 27, 2016 03:45
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:So is Jonathon Simmons real? Jonathan Simmons is extremely real. Go Coogs.
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Oct 27, 2016 05:13
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Well I regret staying up for the second half of Rockets Lakers, but go Embiid and go Point Beard
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Oct 27, 2016 06:08
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Harden had 17 assists you guise. We just need every team to play the same defense as the Lakers did in the first half.
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Oct 27, 2016 06:24
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https://twitter.com/calvinwatkins/status/791512317775065088 Tired legs from what though? It's the first game of the season and the Lakers had to play the same game also: https://twitter.com/MarkG_Medina/status/791513293936402433 chunkles fucked around with this message at 06:43 on Oct 27, 2016 |
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Oct 27, 2016 06:40
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Rockets really, really need a competent PG to spell Harden. Points guard works fine, and they have some real spacing and solid offensive players for the first time in a while, but played some real dumb basketball especially when Harden was out.Rick posted:D'Anotni usually has wonderful game plans, that don't take into account the fact that some teams adjust during the half (and heck, some good teams adjust even more often than that!). The good news though is probably like half the coaches in the league don't bother with adjustments until the playoffs (if ever). Not too dissimilar to Kevin McHale actually
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Oct 27, 2016 06:49
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G-Hawk posted:i dont love beverly but he will help with this some i think and maybe even play some defense while he is doing it I love Beverley like my own son, but they need somebody to pull the ball back and make the guys set some screens and poo poo before throwing up a 3 pointer and he isn't that guy The roster is pretty mediocre but they have enough firepower to put together a fun offense if they wise up
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Oct 27, 2016 19:34
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pubic works project posted:I could make a mint if I had a shirt printing company with all the demands that SAS and TFF have for shirts. There is one guy who makes a lot of the "trust the process" shirts and other weird internet sports memes and I've often wondered how much money he makes With print on demand shirts it's not like you can lose money, just the opportunity cost of spending 8 hours designing a wacky meme shirt that you could've spent connecting with your estranged family members or something like that chunkles fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Oct 27, 2016 |
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Oct 27, 2016 19:43
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Hashtag Banterzone posted:Grind the Process Grit & Grind refers to what they did to the cartilege in his knees
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Oct 27, 2016 20:07
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Dejan Bimble posted:Spacebump: I wasn't attacking your assetion, it's just accepted that Bogut is an illegal screener extradonaire, Kevin Garnett Level. This is a good question for the thread: Who do you think is the best defensive big of the last 10 years who didn't set blatantly illegal screens This is a tough one. There are guys that stand out for like only doing it (Perk) but I feel like most good bigs do it to some extent
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Oct 27, 2016 21:21
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One other thing I forgot to mention from last night is how cool KJ McDaniels is. I hope he gets regular minutes. Guards that you can lob to are the fuckin best (RIP Steve Francis)
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Oct 27, 2016 22:28
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a new study bible! posted:Also, I think its hosed up that you can get ejected for flipping some player the bird. Especially after that player viciously incited you http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/...ssell-westbrook quote:"In this instance, after standing up to boo and being provoked by Russell Westbrook calling attention to my being overweight, my action in response was clearly inexcusable and I am embarrassed. I sincerely apologize to my fellow Sixers fans, the Sixers organization, my colleagues and patients, and to Mr. Westbrook for my behavior," the statement said.
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Oct 28, 2016 02:05
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socketwrencher posted:With that, Duncan plays hard the rest of the game, but the moment sticks with Swift. He hopes to be that kind of veteran some day. instead he was arrested in connection with a grenade launcher quote:But Swift was the one who woke up first. He was in a bad way, having just crashed after three days without sleep, fueled by his usual mix of heroin and meth. jesus christ 
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Oct 28, 2016 02:48
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Wade mug status: mean
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Oct 28, 2016 03:46
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they won because wade made 4 threes.
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Oct 28, 2016 04:36
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Away from the stifling and dictatorial influence of Erik Spoelstra, Wade finally becomes the three point shooter he was meant to be all along,
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Oct 28, 2016 04:42
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Players would never go for it. The hotel/strip club selection in Fort Wayne is extremely wanting
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Oct 28, 2016 05:18
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how would reporters even get in to interview a player during a random shootaround e: oic. it's a post practice interview.
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Oct 28, 2016 06:07
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nachos posted:Everyone here knew he was shook years ago when he got that tattoo on his chest or wherever that was entirely covered by a jersey He's shakier than the hand of the tattoo artist that spelled mature "mautre" Do we get like a week off of Bulls fan anger from the win last night?
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Oct 28, 2016 19:39
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"Elevator" Ernie Johnson is my favorite black TV sports commentator
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Oct 28, 2016 20:35
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this just in: the head honchos of the association have deemed harden the deadliest torpedo in cagertown https://twitter.com/Jonathan_Feigen/status/792051007131750400 also, sam dekker looks up to Dirk Nowitzki, is dead to me: http://www.chron.com/sports/rockets/article/Sam-Dekker-looks-up-to-Dirk-Nowitzki-10420253.php?cmpid=twitter-tablet
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Oct 28, 2016 21:56
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Danny Green rolled that r like a pro The new HEB by me has the barbecue, it's actually pretty good
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Oct 28, 2016 22:43
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KJ McDaniels is real + good
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Oct 29, 2016 04:18
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G-Hawk posted:launch corey brewer into the sun and give kj all those minutes now and instead of in march, please
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Nene had a bizarre statline (0-2 FG, 8-12 FT). Something I would kinda expect from Harden. Guy looks like he's gonna be good for 2 million though so whatever.
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