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http://www.somethingawful.com/news/toys-4-cheap/ looks pretty funny and I think people should buy it (I will buy it).  https://www.amazon.com/Toys-Cheap-Magic-Will-Child/dp/1942099118/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1477407988&sr=1-1
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I won't because I have taste op
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a taste for what? dick? the book looks funny. if it turns out the samples included in the front page article are as good as it gets, oh well. i'm glad he tried writing a book. i'll celebrate anyone putting themselves out there enough to try and write one. i'll give it a go when it arrives.
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how many sock puppet accounts does this guy have
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Nov 1, 2016 22:26
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Asterios tried to fondle my balls in 2006.
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Nov 2, 2016 20:16
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my copy was delivered with a fuckhole in the packaging.
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Nov 2, 2016 20:50
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rear end posted:Asterios tried to fondle my balls in 2006.
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a hole-y ghost posted:I wasn't going to buy the book but now I am not sure if nothing else it's a fun coffee table book that a guest can page through cock eyed and chuckle.
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Nov 4, 2016 14:58
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I refuse to believe anything approaching a sensible chuckle could be garnered from his work
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Nov 4, 2016 16:47
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ibought it
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Nov 4, 2016 21:54
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no they will not posted:ibought it Do an impartial review for SA.
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Nov 5, 2016 00:17
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I read this guy's front page article today and it was funny.Unprecendented for an SA front page article. Then I read one of his other SA articles, and it too was funny. I'm thinking that even the book might he funny.
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Nov 7, 2016 18:18
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that redtext tho
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Numero6 posted:Do an impartial review for SA. here's my review: it's good
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Nov 8, 2016 22:50
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Just wanted to let you know I won't be purchasing this book, looks like poo poo
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no they will not posted:here's my review: it's good  SilkyP posted:Just wanted to let you know I won't be purchasing this book, looks like poo poo I'm confused, now. 
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i thought parachute accounts weren't allowed on this site. president baby should stop being... well, a baby
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get that OUT of my face posted:i thought parachute accounts weren't allowed on this site. president baby should stop being... well, a baby But he's a president so we legally can't tell him what to do
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First printing is pretty much sold out! Amazon just bought out the very last of our stock, so if you wanna grab a copy before the holidays, act fast. Click here and grab it for TWELVE percent off the cover price!
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I agree with Mr. Sherman.
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Toys 4 Cheap is the Onion AV Club's #2 staff pick for holiday gifts!
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lol....."favorite coffee table book". Nobody wants to have that book out in the open.....for others to see.
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RestingB1tchFace posted:lol....."favorite coffee table book". Nobody wants to have that book out in the open.....for others to see. Welp, The Onion AV Club does, you loving troll =)
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Asterios posted:Welp, The Onion AV Club does, you loving troll =) The upper class of the internet.
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504 posted:The upper class of the internet. - a quote from a SA poster in 2016
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Asterios posted:Toys 4 Cheap is the Onion AV Club's #2 staff pick for holiday gifts! Yeah, I read the AV Club and also I am very lame/uncool IRL.
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FactsAreUseless posted:That's not their holiday gift list. They did a list of books to give as gifts, and your book didn't make it. Staff Picks is a weekly article where people who write for the AV Club name random things they've been enjoying that week, and it's cool that you made it on there, but it's not a top 10 list or a list of gift recommendations. The article I just linked is. Buddy: if you don't like me, or my book, just say so. Don't try to imply whatever bullshit you're implying. Fake edit: for the love of gently caress, you're a mod on the front page board, and you're making GBS threads on a front page writer who is finding the smallest measure of success. gently caress. You. Asterios fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Dec 23, 2016 |
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I truly can't believe it. I totally expect this crap from my fellow goons, who are much like myself, angry and unloved. But what's the point of even modding the front page board if you're going to bend over backwards to poo poo in the cheerios of a front page writer who's specifically posting in a thread about their first published book?
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Asterios posted:Buddy: if you don't like me, or my book, just say so. Don't try to imply whatever bullshit you're implying.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Because you're a stupid defensive rear end in a top hat who freaks out whenever he's criticized. I like the front page a lot. I care about it. I'd love to see people on the forums engaging with it more. So the fact that you seem happy to smugly self-promote to a forum full of people criticizing you while at the same time being incredibly defensive any time anyone says anything bad is very frustrating to me. Trying to brag about yourself in ways that are just straight-up factually incorrect is stupid. I'm happy that you've published a book, and that's great, totally an achievement to be proud of, and it may very well be an excellent book, but you're also kind of a dick to everyone all the time, and you're super full of yourself, and if there's one thing that SA is, it's a website where we can make fun of that exact combination of traits. Then just say that, you weird, jealous head case! Say "you're a stupid defensive rear end in a top hat and I hate you and your book." Don't try and make me out to be a loving liar. That's horrible.
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Asterios posted:Then just say that, you weird, jealous head case! Say "you're a stupid defensive rear end in a top hat and I hate you and your book."
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FactsAreUseless posted:I don't think you're a liar, just an idiot. Nobody's jealous of your success, we're just sick of you writing dumb poo poo and freaking out when people don't like it. Your statement implies that I am lying about what the AV club wrote about. Remember, the paragraph of bullshit you meticulously researched to try and make a front page writer look bad in a thread about his own book? Don't run from your own bullshit, you weird, jealous head case! I'll tell you what: so this doesn't turn into even more of a drama fest -- thank you, by the way, for kicking this poo poo off with your smear -- email me or call me and we can talk about this offline. asterios.kokkinos@gmail.com. Asterios fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Dec 23, 2016 |
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Asterios posted:Your statement implies that I am lying about what the AV club wrote about. Remember, the paragraph of bullshit you meticulously researched to try and make a front page writer look bad in a thread about his own book?
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FactsAreUseless posted:I read the AV Club, and you misunderstood what the weekly Staff Picks feature is. That's all. That was what I was saying - they had a separate list of top books to give as gifts. But you keep doing you, my man. The article you are referencing came out five days after the article I am referencing, so no, I am not lying about being on a list I'm not on. The article that praised my book came out on the 17th. I posted about it on the 17th. The article you are trying to use to prove that I'm lying came out on the 22nd. Why would I lie about being on a list that came out...IN THE FUTURE? Additionally: I said, "Toys 4 Cheap is the Onion AV Club's #2 staff pick for holiday gifts!" The article is in a section called "Staff Picks." They picked three things, and put mine second. If you want, I can demote myself to #3, will that make you feel better about the fact that you went after a front page writer posting in a thread about his own drat book? Proof: http://www.avclub.com/article/vintage-holiday-lights-and-kitschy-photos-plus-boo-247054 http://www.avclub.com/article/help-holiday-procrastinator-10-gift-books-dont-say-247197 Finally: again, if you wanna call me unfunny, defensive, an rear end in a top hat, yeah go ahead! I've been writing comedy since I was 12. I've heard it all. People make fun of me, I troll them back, whoop dee poo poo. But implying that I'm lying about what the AV club wrote about me? That's shameful poo poo. That's low. You should apologize.
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Lmfao, that isn't going to happen. But thanks for proving my point?
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FactsAreUseless posted:Lmfao, that isn't going to happen. But thanks for proving my point? You won't even stand behind your smear. Refute the facts, buddy! They're all above your post, and apparently, your head.
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