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CVE
Jan 27, 2012
The Cerebral Assassin is just one of the personalities of The Game and is currently lying dormant as the NXT Cool Dad personality is in the forefront and is doing stuff to make NXT great again.

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

That DICK! posted:

Triple H was, ahh, unmmm. He was working at the headquarters. There's no endearing jokes to be made about this man, his wife, or their company. An empty vessel, a hollow shell. My life. My life.

*borat voice* My life

Haven
Dec 28, 2005

They might just as well've been closed.
Triple H has been taking a water color class at the community college.

NilkNarf
Apr 24, 2005

...if you're into the blight.
Triple H has been reading cozy mysteries and enjoying the fall weather with his favorite dachshund, CM Punk

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
Triple H has been earning his nickname of the cerebral assassin by not watching the shithole that is raw

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
also does one of the wrestlers dying count as no contest because thats what i picked for sasha/charlotte

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!

Raskolnikov38 posted:

also does one of the wrestlers dying count as no contest because thats what i picked for sasha/charlotte

If by the end of the event there's no clear indication to whoever won its no contest. This definition will change

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


Triple H has been hunched over in the COCKpit with his hand on his joystick bombing TNA

Brokenogre
May 22, 2013

Lacey is really good actually
Triple H has been practicing his needlepoint skills with his daughters

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



HHH has been hanging out with his beautiful wife and children

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Triple H has been astroturfing for Trump

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Triple H has been trying to write a new AI for Civ VI

Genericide
Jan 20, 2004

Trips has been bankrolling TNA.

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

HHH has been setting up fences do that he can be sure that Shinsuke Nakamura can never escape his vanity promotion.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

triple h has been playing that wrestling booking simulator irl and signing all of his favs to his regional promotion

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Submitted. Triple H has been dreaming of Dana Brooke like everyone else in this forum

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


In 2016 a WWE Sports Entertainer was sent back to developmental by a wrestling court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security training facility to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the WWE Board of Directors, he survives as a soldier of fortune.

If you have a problem - if no one else can help getting another wrestler buried - and if you can find him - maybe you can hire: Hunter Hearst Helmsley.

super macho dude fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Oct 27, 2016

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013
HHH has been recruited to help a US government agent in a secret sting operation on a nonspecifically foreign crime lord who happens to be a massive wrestling fan.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Triple H has been riding around on an Army jeep trying to invade TNA, but all he ever finds are empty warehouses and old wrestlers jabbering about bounced checks.

AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling
Pillbug
Triple H is obviously scouting the indies to further his reputation as a Good NXT Dad.

Natural 20
Sep 17, 2007

Wearer of Compasses. Slayer of Gods. Champion of the Colosseum. Heart of the Void.
Saviour of Hallownest.
Triple H has been working on his Pedigree to show up that upstart Seth Rollins.

try the new taco place
Jan 4, 2004

hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???
Triple H has been playing videogames

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Triple H: Has been.

ijii
Mar 17, 2007
I'M APPARENTLY GAY AND MY POSTING SUCKS.
HHH has been a responsible stay-at-home father these past 8 weeks.

Discount Trombones
Jan 22, 2014
Triple H has been booking Smackdown these past 8 weeks.

friendo55
Jun 28, 2008

Submitted.

Are the women closing the show? Or no?

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Triple H has been taking care of his daughters as a father should, with Steph mainly on RAW nowadays.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
The Game, King of Kings Triple H has been recovering from gender reassignment surgery. He will now be known as The Queen of Queens Hannah Hurst Helmsley.

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
Triple haych has been busy staring at me during NXT, speaking to me by name and telling me he's going to marry my dad

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

HHH has been searching far and wide for the perfect Christmas present for his new adopted son, Kevin Owens. It will be the gift of Jericho

Blasmeister fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Oct 29, 2016

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
HHH has been polishing his inheritance of Nazi memorabilia he got from Lemmy.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

THE KING OF KINGS has been locked in a hyperbolic time chamber training for his return to the SURVIVOR SERIES, the Showcase of the Mortals, The Second Uncle Of Them All, The Most Average Stage In Sports Edutainment! The mere 8 weeks we've been missing him has actually been 20 years for him!

He's gonna wrestle Flair in a Loser's And Also Winner's Bones Turn To Dust match.

Lazer
Jun 26, 2011

V A P O R W A V E
Triple H has been away working with CFO$ to put laser beam sound effects into his theme songs.

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

Forceholy posted:

HHH has been polishing his inheritance of Nazi memorabilia he got from Lemmy Seth's girlfriend.

This seemed more likely, so...

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
Triple H has been changing his workout routine and nutrition to get into shape.

That shape being really fat, because Triple H has finally realized that fat wrestlers are cool.

TheJunkyardGod
Sep 19, 2004

Do not taunt the Octopus
Triple H has been waking up every morning asking the same question.

"Is he dead yet?"

And then he goes back to sleep when the answer is no.

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



Triple H has been reading Stephanie's book.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Hammerstein posted:

This seemed more likely, so...

Didn't he break up with her like a year ago

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


He's been dropping acid and rewatching his entrance from back when he had the technicolor strobe lights.

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Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Triple H has been jacking off to anime porn for 8 weeks, natch.

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