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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
its like when you are trying to concentrate on the essence of the moment when you really realize how hard it is and how loving catastrophic the universe is and your speck becomes engorged with hatred and the center of the universe implodes upon itself

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Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Did you take anti-mushrooms or something?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

it's impossible to only concentrate on my breathing when i know the truth about ufos

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



haha engorged is a weiner word

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



imo we should say engorgeous instead of engorged thanks i guess

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


The satori feeling is powerful.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Hell Yeah posted:

it's impossible to only concentrate on my breathing when i know the truth about ufos

seriously!!

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

john stewart is a fraud

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
:psyboom:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

the truth is out there. and it fills me with dread and anxiety for every waking moment

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Hell Yeah posted:

the truth is out there. and it fills me with dread and anxiety for every waking moment

im game

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

speed is what i need

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

social vegan posted:

haha engorged is a weiner word

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I just realized how gay everyone is namaste

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012


two words: sasquatch

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i can't imagine a healing white light washing over my body and destroying all the cancerous cells in my body when i know about the sasquatch/UFO connection.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Hell Yeah posted:

i can't imagine a healing white light washing over my body and destroying all the cancerous cells in my body when i know about the sasquatch/UFO connection.

its like finding out about santa claus

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

dad gay. so what posted:

its like finding out about santa claus

what ABOUT santa???? :catbert:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

reindeer can't fly and santa got that antigravity technology for his sleigh somehow. read between the lines man

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Hell Yeah posted:

it's impossible to only concentrate on my breathing when i know the truth about ufos

the UFO thoughts will pass, your breath will remain right here in the present moment, start again and focus on your breathing

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
santa's in cahoots with the russians if it wasn't clear enough for you, dipshit

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Teikanmi posted:

santa's in cahoots with the russians if it wasn't clear enough for you, dipshit

calm down

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

yeah hey, we're all friends here there's no reason to get nasty.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Misread this as a Ren: Pirates of Dark Water thread. I'll see myself out. :yikes:

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
my dearest op,

i welcome your return, my friend

also is what you're saying that nuclear fusion is within us all y/n?

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
If you consider universal expansion to be an exhale and when everything comes back together as an inhale. Every breath is like the universe in a single expression.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

That Robot posted:

my dearest op,

i welcome your return, my friend

also is what you're saying that nuclear fusion is within us all y/n?

im gonna sit down for it

since im early

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

the universe is indifferent

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

ArmZ posted:

the universe is indifferent

yes

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Hardawn posted:

If you consider universal expansion to be an exhale and when everything comes back together as an inhale. Every breath is like the universe in a single expression.

That's known as "Om".

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I guess zen could be really subjective but I imagine its like emptying your self and becoming the moment by focusing on a mere breath instead of the inevitable firey reduction to ash

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
It's just an illuminated green triangle dude jeez. :jerkbag:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Oh god not again. :stare:

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I thought om was just one of the five grand harmonic sounds, it has a meaning too?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Yes my corporate overlords!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

that feeling of zen when the poop slides out the butthole

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

artificially stocked lake posted:

that feeling of zen when the poop slides out the butthole

don't sign your posts

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



hey the butthole

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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

the little heart makes it an anime

ohayo, eye of providence-chan~

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