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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Holy poo poo. I cannot conceive of the kind of mind that comes up with the idea that the only way to unlock plot missions and equipment is to level up by driving a vehicle around the interstitial stage select screen. That's like if Megaman made you twiddle the stage select cursor several hundred times before it let you can actually click a portrait. That the bike then handles so poorly you can barely steer and punishes you for not steering correctly just takes it over the top.

The drama and dialogue is bad spy/cop movie and the news adverts are trying hard as hell to be Robocop. But not even, like, the movie Robocop; they're aiming for something like TV Robocop and failing.

marshmallow creep fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Oct 27, 2016

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Skippy Granola posted:

gently caress Headhunter. I want to see the story about Redwood and the dog.

At least then you could jump into the action without any of that other garbage, because he's already at the top of the ranks.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Yep, Halloween 3. I thought the same thing.

I think ADAM being the final boss may have been more effective if he'd been Fulci. Like, if the mad scientist had been helping him, trying to make him super human because in his egotistical pursuit of power he wanted to rule the ACN and the Syndicate forever mwa ha ha~, and then the doctor sabotages him and makes him a puppet. "You vanted to rule the world, but now I rule you, and soon the vorld will be destroyed!"

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