no escpae key vs a really thin piece of shit

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echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

http://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2016/10/26/13380462/microsoft-surface-studio-pc-computer-announced-features-price-release-date
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzMLA8YIgG0

# ? Oct 27, 2016 05:52

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# ? May 2, 2024 14:10

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Oct 30, 2016

# ? Oct 27, 2016 05:52

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Display: 28-inch 4500 x 3000 PixelSense LCD (192 PPI), 3:2 aspect ratio, Adobe sRGB and DCI-P color settings, 10-point multitouch
Processor: sixth-generation Intel Core i5 or Core i7
Storage: 1TB or 2TB hybrid drive
Memory: 8GB, 16GB, or 32GB of RAM
Graphics: GeForce GTX 965M 2GB (in Core i5 Studio) or GTX 980M 4GB (in Core i7 Studio)
I/O: 4 USB 3.0 (one high power), 3.5mm headphone jack, SD card slot, Ethernet, Mini DisplayPort
Wireless: 802.11ac Wi-Fi, Bluetooth 4.0
Cameras: 5MP front camera with Windows Hello support, 1080p video rear camera
Sound: Stereo 2.1 Dolby audio

# ? Oct 27, 2016 05:53

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

spces on the new mac book:

no escape key

# ? Oct 27, 2016 05:55

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

4th post

# ? Oct 27, 2016 07:17

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

poo poo

# ? Oct 27, 2016 07:18

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hybrid drive

# ? Oct 27, 2016 07:59

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

its that basically a lovely drive with a slightly large cache

# ? Oct 27, 2016 08:08

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iahYhgLvfxM

# ? Oct 27, 2016 08:24

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

SPINNING PLATTERS

CONSUMER GEAR

2016

# ? Oct 27, 2016 08:30

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

why dont you put segregated water fountains on the thing while you're at it

# ? Oct 27, 2016 08:32

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Microsoft's design division slogan: "Pepperidge Farm Remembers"

# ? Oct 27, 2016 08:32

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

somewhere in an attic there's a picture of this thing turning into a Kin

# ? Oct 27, 2016 08:34

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Jonny 290 posted:

Microsoft's design division slogan: "Pepperidge Farm Remembers"

lol

# ? Oct 27, 2016 08:42

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

so this is a thing that people are wanting to buy right? I mean, mirco$haft don't just produce poo poo for the sake of it

# ? Oct 27, 2016 10:06

Mr SuperAwesome: Apr 6, 2011; im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news

the weird grinder thing would be cool if it actually worked and if anything supported it

which it won't becasue windows

but the idea looks nice

# ? Oct 27, 2016 11:54

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

quote:

"It's got the best screen in its class," Panay said.

in the field of gigantic touchscreen all in ones with spinny drives, this thing is the best of them

# ? Oct 27, 2016 16:05

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

Mr SuperAwesome posted:

the weird grinder thing would be cool if it actually worked and if anything supported it

which it won't becasue windows

but the idea looks nice

it looks like a set prop

# ? Oct 27, 2016 18:51

Antlerhill: Nov 6, 2012; Smellrose

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

so this is a thing that people are wanting to buy right? I mean, mirco$haft don't just produce poo poo for the sake of it

artists might get tricked into buying it because wacom's display tablets aren't very good and they won't care about spinning platters

i'd buy it if it was around $1000 as a cintiq replacement but three thousand american dollars lol gently caress off microsoft

# ? Oct 27, 2016 19:42

ConanTheLibrarian: Aug 13, 2004; dis buch is late; Fallen Rib

echinopsis posted:

3.5mm headphone jack

woooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

# ? Oct 27, 2016 20:02

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

does anyone know if you can run 2 external monitors from a single usbc on the new macbook pro Not apple displays but say dell monitors

# ? Oct 28, 2016 03:50

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Antlerhill posted:

artists might get tricked into buying it because wacom's display tablets aren't very good and they won't care about spinning platters

i'd buy it if it was around $1000 as a cintiq replacement but three thousand american dollars lol gently caress off microsoft

I'm an artist and I like my $15 Thinkpad X220 Tablet.

# ? Oct 28, 2016 07:41

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

Steve said code is art in that movie about Steve

# ? Oct 28, 2016 07:51

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bobbilljim posted:

does anyone know if you can run 2 external monitors from a single usbc on the new macbook pro Not apple displays but say dell monitors

you basically need a usbc in and a usbc out on each monitor if you want to daisy chain them

iirc the u series dell monitors do that

# ? Oct 28, 2016 12:24

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

this thing looks like a really cool toy

# ? Oct 28, 2016 12:56

Maximum Leader: Dec 5, 2014

4500x3000 "5k"

# ? Oct 28, 2016 17:04

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

Steve said code is art in that movie about Steve

which one lol

# ? Oct 28, 2016 17:10

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

All of them starring that dude from Chicago hope

# ? Oct 28, 2016 20:00

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I never asked for this

# ? Oct 28, 2016 20:42

Antlerhill: Nov 6, 2012; Smellrose

atomicthumbs posted:

I'm an artist and I like my $15 Thinkpad X220 Tablet.

i'd love an x220 for $15 as well, how'd you manage that?

also don't the x220s have a hybrid drive just like this new surface?

# ? Oct 28, 2016 21:01

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

bobbilljim posted:

does anyone know if you can run 2 external monitors from a single usbc on the new macbook pro Not apple displays but say dell monitors

usb type-c cable to displayport, then daisy chain the second display to the dp out on the first.

or buy an mst displayport hub with a type-c cable

# ? Oct 28, 2016 23:52

Beast of Bourbon: Sep 25, 2013; Pillbug

the surface pro tablet desktop thing has a 2 year old mobile cpu and a 3 year old mobile gpu.

p sure it can't even run any of the programs that are in the video.

# ? Oct 29, 2016 00:18

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Displeased Moo Cow posted:

so this is a thing that people are wanting to buy right? I mean, mirco$haft don't just produce poo poo for the sake of it

yes that is actually their MO

# ? Oct 29, 2016 01:08

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Antlerhill posted:

i'd love an x220 for $15 as well, how'd you manage that?

also don't the x220s have a hybrid drive just like this new surface?

I pulled it out of the trash and it still has the post-it note saying "liquid damage - bad battery/liquid damage - sticky keyboard" on it

i refurbished it with a new battery, a 1tb msata 850 evo, and replacing all the bits our senior tech pulled off it before junking it. the coffee drains saved the computer bits.

# ? Oct 29, 2016 06:34

du -hast: Mar 12, 2003; BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Wait the drives are regular SATA disk drives and not SSD?? WTF

# ? Oct 29, 2016 11:42

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Jonny 290 posted:

Microsoft's design division slogan: "Pepperidge Farm Remembers"

# ? Oct 30, 2016 04:39

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

thanks too those who responded just wondered because apple won't let you run 2 monitors off one thunderbolt hub for some reason (selling their own monitors)

# ? Oct 30, 2016 08:29