OFFICIAL kristallpos SASS 2016, dat mac: random access mammaries

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yes	34	15.53%
no	18	8.22%
maybe	22	10.05%
paging pagancow	40	18.26%
all of the above	24	10.96%
	43	19.63%
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bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Smythe posted:

Alright. Fine. I'll allow it - with ONE caveat. Last year, it was very lenient. This year, if your gift aint arrived by new years, I'm banning you. End of story. No excuses.

ok im in

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 13:41

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 15:07

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

is there an app that finds my previous santa/santee posts cause that seems like a lot of work

# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 03:13

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

i never got an email even tho i posted on like page one whats the email

also i finally looked up my old gifts even tho most images are dead
2012 (images appear to be dead lol)
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3515525&userid=52813#post410711772
had among other things two amazing handmade portraits of cats by the bsd boys that i should dig up pictures of whe n i get home

2013 (images dead internet bad)
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3575044&userid=52813#post423076462
pokejoe sent me beers and something awful pins that i still have somewhere and other stuff

2014 (images dead oops)
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3671147#post438400781
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3671147&userid=52813#post439189415
migishu sent me canadian candies and other shti that i dont remember and the images are dead

2015 images finally work
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749820&userid=52813&perpage=40&pagenumber=2#post454576832
gatos y vatos sent me a neko atsume book and toys and some ridiculously good gin

HERE CAT

i like booze and dumb nerd poo poo and whatever

# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 21:45

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

was i supposed to email someone my info lol

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# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 22:36

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god damnit

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 16:52

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im gonna buy some stuff this weekend i think

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 19:03

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when's the deadline
ship deadline or arrival deadline

# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 22:34

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i got a tube that had a tube in it

the second tube was actually a badass nasa poster

its this poster

no note or name or anything but thanks whoever my santa is

# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 17:46

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bought another thing for my santee

should be mailing it by wednesday

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 21:23

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a package showed up ill open it when i gt a chance

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 17:23

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liquids are heavy and therefore always pricy to ship but im not gonna deny my santee some alcohol

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 17:38

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got a package again

fuckin nice, the nasa graphics standards manual!

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 18:08

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COACHS SPORT BAR posted:

cosmic sans

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 19:04

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went out and bought last part of gift will mail tomorrow morning

rip my wallet

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 00:14

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time 2 mail some boxse

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 17:25

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i shipped this morning

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 19:34

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Vintersorg posted:

oooooh!

I got something from the amazing, funny, ultra talented Funhilde!!

pictures to follow.... so happy right now

E:

la bo�te

l'int�rieur

Un assortiment

Oh mon Dieu!! (this is too good, amazing! gonna be wearing that on christmas!!!)

quelle belle surprise! (love the little kitty ties!! what is the little one for? my lizard? haha)

�pices fantastiques! (I thought I smelled something opening it up and was pleasently surprised to find these, I cannot wait to find something to put them on -- so nice1!)

Cartes kaiju! (so perfect! i love that you found something like this!!)

Divers bonbons (excited to try the beer jelly belly's and that gum!!)

Belle carte! (this is amazing! all the little mealworms and the most yospos card )

pi�ce de r�sistance!!!!!!!! (I literally gasped as I flipped this around... THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! i will honestly cherish this for the rest of my life. it is so beautiful!!! you did so much Funhilde and it means so much! i thank you from the bottom of my heart - i love these paintings. thank you! thank you! THANK YOU!)

Aime le papier! (I had to get a shot of the paper, it's fantastic)

my older guy, Luigi, wasn't having any of this though he never grew up with a collar haha but i did get a decent shot

my little girl, Mila, was frozen in fear so this was the best i could do haha

but thank you! you made this years yosmas so very special - all the best from me and my gf in Canada

MERRY YOSMAS!!

feeling shame about my lovely present rn

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 01:46

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hey my Santa I'm out of town for a bit but I'll get the supposed remaining package later this month

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 04:36

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aaaah my gift arrived in the city i hope it didn't break/explode mid shipping

# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 00:04

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Rosoboronexport posted:

The gently caress is this

same

# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 07:56

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yessssss

# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 16:27

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package delivered :getin:

# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 22:36

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CrazyLittle posted:

package opened

I hope u mean plural there should be two

# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 22:58

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reconsider thanking me after you taste some Malort

# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 23:07

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https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/811327291162660865

# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 00:10

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CrazyLittle posted:

i ate the vitners. is this really what chicago considers "spicy?" btw the "blazin hot nacho cheese" is from Los Angeles

no it's not considered spicy it's a cheap corner store chips brand

# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 00:21

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crazy little taste the malory

and then probe me fore it lol

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# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 07:40

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Roosevelt posted:

thank you for confirming that bump_fn is in fact shorthand for bump fuckin

this is canon now

# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 16:40

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CrazyLittle posted:

it tates like leather tanning lotion

no, on second thought it tastes like 6 hours.

lol

also malort is actually delicious sorry

# ¿ Dec 23, 2016 13:39

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meatpotato posted:

I found an unexpected heavy Amazon box on my doorstep this morning. It must be from my YOSPOS Santa.

I threw some pepper lights around the edges just for the photo. Very festive.

Thanks Santa! Reading is food for your brain!

banime

# ¿ Dec 24, 2016 03:50

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Annual Gift Panda posted:

I think I found the whiskey fudge

# ¿ Dec 24, 2016 07:02

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who eats the anime prone, the Santa or the Santee

# ¿ Dec 26, 2016 14:52

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duckfarts posted:

so i got this package from across the pacific for dumb but thankfully not embarassing amounts of shipping, and it contained the following:

gently caress yeah

don't blame me, i voted rob hubbard. not much reaction from the cats (they're kinda lazy about toys), gonna marinate it in dee eight's dank on it to see if that will help

man, that face is disturbing

don't know this anime, but i guess little girls and metal mix just fine now that there's babymetal

gently caress

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

the pictures don't do it justice; the pages and printing are pretty high-quality, might need to use my not-phone-cam to take better pics

the whole letter

kuvowns

in it voted 5 also would like a copy of that book

# ¿ Dec 26, 2016 16:31

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Kuvo posted:

i used blurb.com to make and print YOSWOA and it turned out really well. here is a proof export (.pdf) of the book
https://www.dropbox.com/s/o9awe8fj0afjfgz/YOSWOA.pdf?dl=0

and as an xmas gift to all of YOSPOS you can buy it here, at cost, if you so desire.
http://www.blurb.com/bookstore/invited/6664520/f876b0307ce158dc78bc0d9d74006eeebc230fd3

edit: if you buy it before dec 31, use SURPRISE40 to get 40% off

# ¿ Dec 26, 2016 22:16

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Kuvo posted:

sorry, i made that post as i was walkin out the door to go to a xmas party. Gift Panda sent me The Art of John Harris who is an amazing artist that has drawn a million scifi book covers

being hungover and not wanting to move has allowed me to read though this today and it rules. I love scifi concept art. thanks again!

im glad the gifts got to you intact! sorry i didnt send more but 2 years of yosmas ss has taught me to pack lite when shipping internationally.

i used blurb.com to make and print YOSWOA and it turned out really well. here is a proof export (.pdf) of the book
https://www.dropbox.com/s/o9awe8fj0afjfgz/YOSWOA.pdf?dl=0

and as an xmas gift to all of YOSPOS you can buy it here, at cost, if you so desire.
http://www.blurb.com/bookstore/invited/6664520/f876b0307ce158dc78bc0d9d74006eeebc230fd3

edit: if you buy it before dec 31, use SURPRISE40 to get 40% off

Have a Promo Code or Gift Card?
Sorry, this promotion can only be applied to books uploaded to and ordered through your own account.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2016 00:52

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

repost that im stuck w racists in MA but i got un-labelled gifts so dont ban my satna

# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 08:23

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finally got my last package from santa that was waiting on my desk for a few weeks

p sure the contents could now kill me

# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 16:25

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

oops i forgot to post pictures

found a box that had been sitting in my office for like ... two weeks

inside was some cool stuff and also an ... inflated block of cheese?

i'm not going to eat this swiss as i'm pretty sure i will die if i open the package but the rest looks rad as hell thanks justin timberlake

# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 18:38

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crazylittle have you realized that malort is actually delicious yet or at least trolled friends w it

# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 01:36

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 15:07

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CrazyLittle posted:

i received the malort after all the friend parties happened, and i do actually want to remain on speaking terms with my family

all of the snacks have proven useful and i feel ~~better~~ trashier for it.

Tomfoolery posted:

MALORT COCKTAIL GUIDE

Great Chicago Fire - 1 part Malort to 3 parts fireball
Hot Buttered Malort - Take your favorite hot buttered rum recipe, substitute Malort. The sweetness cuts the bitterness quite well
Final Solution - Equal parts Malort and Manichewitz

# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 01:49

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