lomarf again, apple computer event thread

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Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

show us the macsbook pro

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 18:11

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 21:57

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

BiohazrD posted:

we will finally make airplay not suck poo poo

airplay? whats airplay?

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 18:13

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

haha a couple twitter losers GOOD TIMING

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 18:15

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

*man walks on stage and hands pink slips to the guys*

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 18:16

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

graph posted:

the future is (soft-g) gif reactions

yeah between this and Messages, apple wants to bury us all in lovely memes

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 18:17

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

big bang theory!! hell yes!!!

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 18:19

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

a tv app. on apple tv. its the apple tv tv app

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 18:21

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

crap nerd posted:

another app to put in my "poo poo for idiots" folder

you can delete built in apps now!!!

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 18:24

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

I'm sure that Apple will continue curating the whole universe of video content forever and this will work flawlessly

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 18:26

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

the mac is "important to the world" come the hell on tim

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 18:27

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

"we're bringing back the trackball"

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 18:30

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

Binary Badger posted:

ugh passive matrix screen take it away it burns

tim mentions it was active matrix. owned.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 18:31

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

is that a space gray macbook pro

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 18:33

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

i swear all of those usbc ports better be thunderbolt 3

if they do some bullshit with "oh only these two are" then gently caress you tim

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 18:37

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

"if you want to adjust the brightness it's easier than ever before" *shows it requiring an extra step to do so*

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 18:38

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

A PREDICTIVE KEYBOARD

ABOVE YOUR ACTUAL KEYBOARD

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 18:39

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

mmm a 1 dimensional emoji browser

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 18:43

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

cinci zoo sniper posted:

ill be very impressed to see last-gen mobile gpus while we're at it. there's no way this runs kaby, unless they paid intel through their nose

dont quad core mobile kabys not even exist yet

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 18:44

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

sudo rm -rf posted:

where is magsafe

the new MacBook Pro is so thin and light, it activates Parachute Mode and floats safely to the ground

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 18:45

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

gee mbp how come your mom lets you have TWO fans

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 18:50

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

mm i love fat fingering my video editing project instead of using a loving mouse like a normal human being

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 18:59

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 19:00

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

is this latest presenter going for some school girl look with the cardigan and pigtails

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 19:02

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

ahahah the two handed trackpad / touchbar editing

if steve saw that he would have the project manager killed

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 19:04

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

Shaggar posted:

no fuckin way

it was as stupid as it sounds and she weakly tried to say it was like playing a musical instrument and she loved it

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 19:05

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

SO DEMANDING posted:

it occurs to me that the touch bar will be completely useless if you have your laptop hooked up to an external display, keyboard, and mouse

or is that just not a thing apple users do

idk put the laptop on a stand and reach over to it to use the bar?? eurrrgh.

if apple was smart they would let you use an ipad as a virtual keyboard / trackpad / touchbar (theyre not)

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 19:07

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

at the very end: ohyeahtheresanew13inchmacbookairiguesswellBYE

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 19:13

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

wait, up to 10 hours of battery life? didn't the 2015 13" RMBP advertise like 12?

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 19:16

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

11" air DEAD

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 19:16

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

wait.. so the third is a 13" mbp without the touch bar??

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 19:19

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

so the 13" air will still exist but theyre not updating it AT ALL? or is this cut-down 13" mbp the new """air"""

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 19:20

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

suck my loving dick apple. this is even worse than I anticipated

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 19:21

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

EAT MY WHOLE rear end TIM

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 19:24

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

apple store isn't even updated yet

jesus christ apple is so loving BAD now argh

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 19:25

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

Trig Discipline posted:

man i am about due for a new mbp but i am super not giving a gently caress about that loving touch bar

you're in luck! you can buy a new mbp with function keys that's slower and more expensive than the 2015 model!!

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 19:28

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

wait

http://www.apple.com/shop/buy-mac/macbook-pro/13-inch

they are still selling the 2015 version anyway. for the same price. lmbo

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 19:35

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

drat, 256gb max hd? wtf

nah you can go up to a terabyte for a cool extra $600

e: 2 tb for a cool extra $1200 in the 15"

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 19:40

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

I use both Win10 and OSX on a daily basis and they are both bad but Win10 is slightly less bad due to my greater familiarity with Windows in general

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 21:32

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 21:57

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

Yes, Windows 10 defaults to a normal desktop mode which is basically Windows 7 but with playskool flat-color window chrome and two sets of settings menus for some reason

MrChupon posted:

Bonus points if the OS isn't raping me for personal data at every turn like a Google product...

ah, you can theoretically turn all the trackers off but I'm not sure I trust Microsoft to not silently turn them back on again at some point

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 23:43

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