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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
uh huh yes

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
give me my new macks tim

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

graph posted:

only one thing under the cloth :(

A even slimmer, more expensive Macbook

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
zzzz

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
today, we will put an iphone 7 camera on the macbook complete with the hump

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
incredible, apple will now control your memories

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
android burn

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
we're removing all the ports from the iphone 7S and we're delaying the proprietary wireless charger by a month

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
give me my new max

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
we put holes in the band to make it faster

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm the audience clapping for minecraft

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
appleTV, good for apps, games, siri, and also kinda i guess tv shows and movies

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
show us some racist tweets, twitter man

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
lol buzzfeed ok

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
it's not happening tim

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
we're announcing





a new app

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
ARTISAN CURATION

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
apple presents netflix

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Shaggar posted:

what the hell was the appletv for before if this is new?

morons

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
somebody should rush the stage and take off that stupid tarp

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
this is netflix but worse, thanks tim

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

bump_fn posted:

is apple in bed with cbs or something

CBS was the only one to agree to their terms probably

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
"wow" - this presenter

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i bought an appleTV but no TV how does this work tim help

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
fuckin finally

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm excited for the new macks

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
:bisonyes:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
new macs looking good

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
nice

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
the loving emoji magic bar

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
it... it looks really good

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

triple sulk posted:

lmao no headphone jack

:eyepoop:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
look at that loving puny keyboard

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
we've designed the laptop to be entirely trackpad.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
look at this touch bar that i will never use except to turn up/down the volume

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm the predictive keyboard for my laptop

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
oh my god they are all macbook pros

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
an extra step to make everything work, nice

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm the revolutionary new emoji features

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm the squinting to see the small previews on the bar

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