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Apr 12, 2004

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looking forward to them ruining to computers

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Apr 12, 2004

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if they don't remove the headphone jack from all their computers ill be disappointed

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Apr 12, 2004

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inspirational

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Apr 12, 2004

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and then tim cook walks out on stage like the ableist monster he is

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Apr 12, 2004

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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

i was going to buy a macbook today and now i cant

a colleague ordered a macbook two days before they announced this stream lol

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Apr 12, 2004

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lotta white girl portraits wtf

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Apr 12, 2004

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finally, apple tv

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Apr 12, 2004

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"the future of tv is apps" sure is a sentence

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Apr 12, 2004

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why wouldn't you just read twitter on your phone what the gently caress

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Apr 12, 2004

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i bet you need to have a cable subscription to use this

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Shaggar posted:

the apple tv couldn't do any of this basic stuff before?

you had to use a different app for each platform

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Apr 12, 2004

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is apple in bed with cbs or something

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Apr 12, 2004

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Apr 12, 2004

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the new mac is just two iPad pros taped together

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Apr 12, 2004

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i remember using that powerbook

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Apr 12, 2004

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in my defense it was my dads

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Apr 12, 2004

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graph posted:

oh my loving god lol

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Apr 12, 2004

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phil couldn't even be bothered to iron his loving shirt

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Pinterest Mom posted:

headphone port

someone lacked courage


triple sulk posted:

lmao no headphone jack

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Apr 12, 2004

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BiohazrD posted:

yes to headphone, no to all other ports

literally nothing but 4x usb c

no lightning port or w.e for video out? lmao

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Apr 12, 2004

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its ya boy craig

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Apr 12, 2004

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no escape key

but a siri key

ahahahahahahahaha

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Apr 12, 2004

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browsing my emoji

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Apr 12, 2004

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ok i legit laughed at the copper pyramid purchase on etsy

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Wheel! Of! 4chan! posted:

so how do you activate expose?

gestures

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Apr 12, 2004

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customize the touch bar so its just a bunch of chome guys

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Apr 12, 2004

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i don't believe that anyone has ever actually used Numbers

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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

function keys suck i hate them

fucktime keys

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Pinterest Mom posted:

wow apple can't even put their own branding on the display they're recommending for their machines

cucked by lg

yeah im surprised there wasn't a cinema display

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Apr 12, 2004

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subtle dissent in the way of snarky comments is p great

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Apr 12, 2004

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this lady rules lmao

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Vintersorg posted:

people who are good with photoshop amaze me tho

sounds like you should :gb2gbs:

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SO DEMANDING posted:

it occurs to me that the touch bar will be completely useless if you have your laptop hooked up to an external display, keyboard, and mouse

or is that just not a thing apple users do

idk put the laptop on a stand and reach over to it to use the bar?? eurrrgh.

i do this both at work and at home

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Apr 12, 2004

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johnny too disgusted to go to the show

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graph posted:

POST WALT

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Apr 12, 2004

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oh thank god i can get a 13" air without the touch bar thing

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SO DEMANDING posted:

they're keeping the MacBook Air around? even the branding? why isn't this just branded as a MacBook?? :psyduck:

i think the idea is that there's an "air" version of the pro????? this messaging lmao

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Apr 12, 2004

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same

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Apr 12, 2004

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i like the new color at least

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Apr 12, 2004

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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

So I'm supposed to give this $3000 to... microsoft?

give it to me

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