Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


cinci zoo sniper posted:

time to buy some extremely bad food for the livestream

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


the color for the apple in the stream... IT HAS CHANGED

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


a person in a wheelchair, fitting for mac hardware fans

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


its the iphone 8

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


hey tim no cross-device talk, STICK TO MACKS

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


WHO CAREWS ABOUT iPHONE FOTOS SHOW US MACKS

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


I AM NOT TEASED TIM

NO IPHONE NEWS DURING A MACK EVENT YOU DOUCHE

VIOLATING YOUR OWN LAWS

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


HOW ABOUT STUNNING US WITH SOME NEW MACKS

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


big deal so ill be late by 40 seconds instead of 45 thanks to those maps PUT ON THE NEW LAPPYS TIMMAN

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Stymie posted:

"THE PHONES ARE ALL HUGE AND STUPID NOW JUST LIKE YOU WANTED, WHY WON"T YOU BUY THEM???"

cant buy note 7s right this second

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


sweet jesus gently caress introing with crappleTV?!!

EVERYTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN LAPPYS

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


appletv now offers live shitposting overlaid on top of regular nfl video

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


siri doesn't know what it's talking about.. batman vs superman was a popular movie?!!

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


timc admits apple is out of braincells that can create app names

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


the lady i tried to pick up in starshmucks and shot me down in flames is telling me i should get the apuhl tv tv app :(

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


cmon play the ash vs evil dead gross out the entire keynote audience

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


siri play the office goatse porn

** plays shin godzilla **

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


apple's new macsbooks pros: we added one 1GB, took away the esc key, enjoy your 9/17 GB of RAM

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


how about a unified macbook experience like a NEW one

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


there's no reason to live if the tv app keeps sending you back to lazytown

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


hey no wait theres no siri on the ipod classik

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


ugh lo res screen take it away it burns

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


well that was sexy

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


all right it's the jumpy wartman here to tell us about the new macksbooks

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


hello my new 13-inch beauty

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


3 lbs for 13 inch 4 lbs for 15 rah ray yeah


oh by the way battery life is 2 hours kthx bye

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


THE TOUCH BAR IS RETINA

THE TOUCH BAR IS RETINA

does it have its own GPU?!

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


new security vector- the T1 chip

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


craig other than the hair you aint no dang david coppafeel

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


this is all a great pivot to the question 'so ya didn't make em with kaby lake huh'

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


sure is a whole lot of business to slap on a second trackpad with a video screen on it

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


grandpas and grandmas the world over seize their temples over yet ANOTHER innovation that leaves them in the cold cold world of confoosion

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


twice nothing is still nothing

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


dongle mania gonna run all over ya

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


phil schiller's sister seems to have escaped the effects of the wartoholic gene

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


eddy cue's halfhearted applause cause it not his product

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


new mackbook pro with toy second monitor screen and last gen chips a pivot from telling you the mac pro is dead dead dead cause we're editing on a laptop

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


uh oh bored office oktoberfest babe is telling me how to use touchy touchy bar for editing goatse

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


i get the feeling the touch bar will be great for enabling the 'dump all solid waste' function in elite dangerous to fool enemies into thinking youre destroyed

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


new macksbooks pros will be great for tone def deejays who need another input source to ruin their tracks in real time

  • Locked thread