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Sai
Sep 20, 2004

haha owned im just gonna talk about the dutch elections (but if you write a post about your country's idiot party ill put it in the op)

election date: march 15th

The choices

*VVD* (european liberals)

Leader: Mark Rutte, current PM
US equivalent: Paul Ryan
Who are they: love the free market, hate paid parking

*PvdA* (labour)

Leader: probably Lodewijk Asscher
US equivalent: Hillary Clinton
Who are they: weaksauce third-way liberals

*PVV* (Wilders' Wild We're Not Racist party)

Leader: Geert Wilders
US equivalent: louie Gohmert
Who are they: Just really hate muslims, thats it

*CDA* (centrist Christians)

leader: Sybrand van Haersma-Buma
US equivalent: cold hotdog
Who are they: boring

*SP* (socialists)

Leader: Emile Roemer
US equivalent: fatter, less jewish Bernie Sanders
Who are they: 'socialists' focusing on capitalism with more cushions

*GL* (greens)

Leader: Jesse Klaver
US equivalent: younger, less jewish Bernie Sanders
Who are they: i used to work for them and they've got some good progressive policies but are willing to throw it all out the window for a windmill

*D66* (libdem)

leader: Alexander Pechtold
US equivalent: Cory Booker
Who are they: love the eu, mostly focused on such important issues as tramstops giving free wifi and reorganizing the provinces

*CU* (christians)

leader: Arie Slob
US equivalent: every single democrat
who are they: sort of leftish 'we need to preserve the earth for god' environmentalism, but very conservative wrt social issues

*SGP* (far-right christians)

Leader: Kees van der Staaij
US equivalent: ted Cruz
Who are they: congrats to the SGP for allowing women on their ballots for the first time ever! their website still isnt available on sundays though, masha'allah

*PvdD* (animal rights party)

Leader: Marianne Thieme
US equivalent: Dennis Kucinich
Who are they: congrats to my retard nation that the only real party with a female leader is this pile of garbage

*50+* (babyboomers)

Leader: Henk Krol
US equivalent: probably everyone
who are they: it's a party defending the rights of baby boomers and maybe even worse than that implies

*VNL* and *Forum voor Democratie* (more pragmatically racist than Wilders)
and
leaders: Thierry Baudet and Jan Roos
US equivalent: freedom caucus
Who are they: after Wilders pretty much hosed up his chances to ever govern again these two decided to bring some much-needed racism into government

*Pirate Party*

leader: Ancilla Tilia
Who are they: not a serious party

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Sai
Sep 20, 2004

im probably going to vote labour for the first time in my life which means i can and should be euthanized

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Sai posted:

*PVV* (Wilders' Wild We're Not Racist party)

Leader: Geert Wilders
US equivalent: louie Gohmert
Who are they: Just really hate muslims, thats it

plz do not doxx me

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Sai posted:

haha owned im just gonna talk about the dutch elections (but if you write a post about your country's idiot party ill put it in the op)

election date: march 15th

*Pirate Party*

leader: Ancilla Tilia
Who are they: not a serious party

:eyepop:
check out sex tape and past

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
dutchland is going to be eaten alive by one of the followings a) Merkelian Union of Federal Europa
b) Troisième Empire of Le Pen first of her name
c) the sea

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit
Klaver or Pechtold here most likely

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Sai posted:

im probably going to vote labour for the first time in my life which means i can and should be euthanized

Vote SP to repent for your sins of working for GL.

Sai
Sep 20, 2004

Orange Devil posted:

Vote SP to repent for your sins of working for GL.
if we had a two party system GL would be good but as it is there will always be compromises and the party doesnt care about the things i like in the platform so id rather vote for labour who have a worse platform but poverty and tax reform is their #1 priority so at least something will get done

sp is bad!!!! its bad!! garbage!!!! dumb!!!! roemer is fat!!!!!!!! all sp voters drive ugly cars!!!! bad!!!!!

SSJ2 Goku Wilders
Mar 24, 2010
Strasser is going to win.

Osmosisch
Sep 9, 2007

I shall make everyone look like me! Then when they trick each other, they will say "oh that Coyote, he is the smartest one, he can even trick the great Coyote."



Grimey Drawer
I will never forgive GL for agreeing with the student debt introduction. That only leaves SP as actual leftist party, besides the animal one.

SSJ2 Goku Wilders
Mar 24, 2010
as an SP voter: the SP SUCKS rear end!!! THEy're dumb and bad!!

SSJ2 Goku Wilders
Mar 24, 2010
ex-sp voter

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

I'm voting PvdG

Sai
Sep 20, 2004

Osmosisch posted:

I will never forgive GL for agreeing with the student debt introduction. That only leaves SP as actual leftist party, besides the animal one.
there is literally nothing i care less about than (university) students

id sign a deal with the vvd anytime to drown them all in the ijsselmeer for a five cent minimum wage increase

Sai
Sep 20, 2004

i havent checked the numbers but from the top of my head its gone from 96% white upper class kids to 96,2% white upper class kids under the new system well jeez this is really bad lets vote for the n#1 party thats all about dumb poo poo that only affects people from het gooi, Alexander take it away

Entropist
Dec 1, 2007
I'm very stupid.

Sai posted:

if we had a two party system GL would be good but as it is there will always be compromises and the party doesnt care about the things i like in the platform so id rather vote for labour who have a worse platform but poverty and tax reform is their #1 priority so at least something will get done

yeah, that worked out great last time!
Gonna go for the socialists I think, the only leftist party without a recent history of happily throwing away their principles for some minor token issue

e: or PvdG, best for the environment and the budget

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



By the way, you should update PVV positions to 'We Hate Muslims, Ban Islam, and Defund the Arts'

All of which is troubling. The defund the arts is especially lolsy for me because the reason why I am in NL is because of the arts and arts education.

Are there any recent polls for the upcoming election?

edit: I would love more free WiFi

The Puppet Master has issued a correction as of 23:10 on Oct 28, 2016

Sai
Sep 20, 2004

Entropist posted:

yeah, that worked out great last time!
Gonna go for the socialists I think, the only leftist party without a recent history of happily throwing away their principles for some minor token issue

e: or PvdG, best for the environment and the budget
the sp has done good stuff in the amsterdam coalition but when i talked to the utrecht faction they were dumb and bad id rather have the pvda any day

hurr lets overthrow capitalism by making workers even more separated from production hurrr

Entropist
Dec 1, 2007
I'm very stupid.

The Puppet Master posted:

Are there any recent polls for the upcoming election?

The polls generally show that we're about to become a fascist dictatorship with a PVV-led government but then they collapse before the elections. Let's hope it'll be like that again.

Sai posted:

the sp has done good stuff in the amsterdam coalition but when i talked to the utrecht faction they were dumb and bad id rather have the pvda any day

It's the national elections tho, and the PvdA lost their credibility basically every time they did something government-related since Paars so I don't think it's gonna be any better than GL and SP this time...

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



Entropist posted:

The polls generally show that we're about to become a fascist dictatorship with a PVV-led government but then they collapse before the elections. Let's hope it'll be like that again.


yeah i hope they collapse otherwise ill feel like a real dumbass for moving to NL

Fiction
Apr 28, 2011
The centrist peasant greens won a pretty resounding minority in Lithuania last week. People are dissatisfied there i guess.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
actually its spelled "erections"

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

The Puppet Master posted:

yeah i hope they collapse otherwise ill feel like a real dumbass for moving to NL

they'll drive you into the sea

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

PvdA actually has a decent program this time. Still don't trust the fuckers.

I'm a delegate to today's SP regional conferences, tell me which parts of the program suck! (besides everything about immigration, discrimination, and integration :()

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

nice, i hope many elections are discussed itt

are there data nerd election people who make graphs and maps in Europe

does a pirate party run Iceland right now or something, i thought i had read they became a real political party there somehow

9-Volt Assault
Jan 27, 2007

Beter twee tetten in de hand dan tien op de vlucht.
Still no party that wants full communism now so I'll probably vote animal rights party because they seem to be the only one that realize that capitalism is bad (for animals but close enough).

SSJ2 Goku Wilders
Mar 24, 2010
I hate politics (but for the cool and grown up reason

Pluskut Tukker
May 20, 2012

Oh God, I'm going to have to vote for one of these people don't I? Probably going to be my usual coinflip between PvdA or GL, though Pirate lady herself isn't bad. Her party is a waste! and a mess! though and we have enough one-issue parties as it is. Also good OP but maybe we need to have Denk in there too.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

does ths the king vote and who for

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

9-Volt Assault posted:

Still no party that wants full communism now so I'll probably vote animal rights party because they seem to be the only one that realize that capitalism is bad (for animals but close enough).

Yeah but she's also a Weird Christian like lots of her inner circle. Also the SP mentioned class struggle in the programme!

Sai
Sep 20, 2004

Entropist posted:

It's the national elections tho, and the PvdA lost their credibility basically every time they did something government-related since Paars so I don't think it's gonna be any better than GL and SP this time...
the amsterdam housing market is so terrible that its good when the sp just beats the poo poo out of it with a baseball bat and prevents it becoming london 2.0 but doing the same in rotterdam or some godforsaken shithole like eindhoven would be Bad imo

Sai
Sep 20, 2004

oystertoadfish posted:

does ths the king vote and who for
yes but he keeps missing the checkbox and his form just becomes a huge red mess but were all very proud of him for trying

Sai
Sep 20, 2004

oystertoadfish posted:

does a pirate party run Iceland right now or something, i thought i had read they became a real political party there somehow
the country that runs on Eve Online money probably has a better candidate base for their pirate party

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



Sai posted:

the amsterdam housing market is so terrible that its good when the sp just beats the poo poo out of it with a baseball bat and prevents it becoming london 2.0 but doing the same in rotterdam or some godforsaken shithole like eindhoven would be Bad imo

I remember seeing speculation around the time of Brexit that some of the London City Financial sector would move to Amsterdam which would be horrendous for rents if that does actually happen.

9-Volt Assault
Jan 27, 2007

Beter twee tetten in de hand dan tien op de vlucht.

The Puppet Master posted:

Are there any recent polls for the upcoming election?

Today a newspaper ran an article about some recent research done under voters and its conclusion was that voters want leftist things (pension at 65 years old, socialized healthcare, better social security, that kind of thing), but they will vote mostly rightwing. THe left-wing block (which includes D66, which really isnt left-wing) was measured at 55-60 out of 150 seats. So yeah.

9-Volt Assault has issued a correction as of 11:26 on Oct 29, 2016

SSJ2 Goku Wilders
Mar 24, 2010

9-Volt Assault posted:

Today a newspaper ran an article about some recent research done under voters and its conclusion was that voters want leftist things (pension at 65 years old, socialized healthcare, better social security, that kind of thing), but they will vote mostly rightwing. THe left-wing block (which includes D66, which really isnt left-wing) was measured at 55-60 out of 150 seats. So yeah.

measured as in, in polls?

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



9-Volt Assault posted:

Today a newspaper ran an article about some recent research done under voters and its conclusion was that voters want leftist things (pension at 65 years old, socialized healthcare, better social security, that kind of thing), but they will vote mostly rightwing. THe left-wing block (which includes D66, which really isnt left-wing) was measured at 55-60 out of 150 seats. So yeah.

So what is the disconnect? Are the leaning parties bad at politics and campaigning? Is it that voters want leftist things but not for immigrants? And the right is taking advantage of the refugees/immigrants/scary muslims?

SSJ2 Goku Wilders
Mar 24, 2010

The Puppet Master posted:

So what is the disconnect? Are the leaning parties bad at politics and campaigning? Is it that voters want leftist things but not for immigrants? And the right is taking advantage of the refugees/immigrants/scary muslims?

it's what lagotto (far right dutch poster) said years ago when the SP was due to win big: the dutch have a tendency to try and get 'working' coalitions, consequently leading to voting outside of their own interest because politics as an instrument of reasonable interest is seen as scary until that interest falls within enlightened public opinion (similar to the overton window idea).

popular ideology holds that the dutch themselves can be held liable for the current economic downturn, at the very least for the economy not 'improving'. the vvd has come to be relied upon as the fiscally conservative party that can return things to order by calming the wrath of the market god. the vvd takes the place of the whip in this dutch form of political self-flagellation. austerity is believed to be the answer as a type of collective tightening of the belt, despite all evidence to the contrary, or rather, because of the cultural hegemony of 'common sense' neoclassical economic thinking rather than heterodox and scientific, empirically-grounded explanations for economic crisis. of course, all of the 'tightening' is concentrated on the lower classes, for obvious reasons of freeing up the capital to be re-invested to make up for everything that's been lost to the effects of accumulation.

you can look at the corpus politic as a dichotomy, xenophobic nationalist eco-Romanticists on the one side (Jobbik, Wilders, SD), and 'multicultural' nominally progressive, but ruthless Liberals who will do the bidding of the capitalist class exclusively. there is some overlap in ideology, but it is opportunistic as of this moment still. the vvd might make light of the 'issues with islam' but mostly to draw PVV voters or as a campaign of rhetoric against the left parties. there's an alt-right tendency to paint the entirety of academia and enlightened opinion as a monolith of 'left-fascist' thought, which is inclusive of immigrants, so that's one venue of attack that they sometimes use. most of the racism and xenophobia you see frmo the VVD imho is not so much structurally planned as it is just the very general Dutch white fragility and complete lack of awareness shining through their (in)famous veneer of tolerance.

left parties have no viable alternative and there is no reason to vote for them. all of them will fall in line with the latter mentioned style of party and will at most be able to change a percentage here or there on the national level.

SSJ2 Goku Wilders
Mar 24, 2010
the dad: the dutch ppl

the son: also the dutch ppl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzCcExFBncw

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Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Why do you have so many parties. Surely there can't be room for THREE racist parties, a baby boomer party, a calvinist party

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