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SSJ2 Goku Wilders
Mar 24, 2010
because there's various interests that are represented and the people use the parties to voice the ones they find most important. green left and party for animals for instance is for progressive immigrants, affluent but guilt-ridden white liberals who want to virtue signal, and your varieties of cooky vegan/spiritualist/yoga/alternative medicine people who're trying to fill the god-shaped holes in their hearts with an identity the equivalent of pumpkin spice latte

the vvd is for white rich people and old money. pvv is for the absolute dredges of society, so most of limburg and brabant, most of the villages that have never seen a foreigner in their lives, etc. you get the gist

it's a cool idea but a gigantic joke in the face of the practically limited political playing field for the politicians themselves, class interest determinism, strategic voting, the lack of any type of guarantee that your party is actually going to vote in the interest they say they are (greenleft desperately wanted to get into the last coalition so their previous chairperson jolande sap got herself involved into making agreements surrounding afghanistan and other stupid poo poo)

oh jolande sap is on a supervisory board for KPN (the privatized royal dutch mail) and KPMG now

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9-Volt Assault
Jan 27, 2007

Beter twee tetten in de hand dan tien op de vlucht.

SSJ2 Goku Wilders posted:

measured as in, in polls?

http://www.volkskrant.nl/binnenland/u-denkt-links-en-stemt-rechts~a4404706/

Sai
Sep 20, 2004

SSJ2 Goku Wilders posted:

it's what lagotto (far right dutch poster) said years ago when the SP was due to win big: the dutch have a tendency to try and get 'working' coalitions, consequently leading to voting outside of their own interest because politics as an instrument of reasonable interest is seen as scary until that interest falls within enlightened public opinion (similar to the overton window idea).

popular ideology holds that the dutch themselves can be held liable for the current economic downturn, at the very least for the economy not 'improving'. the vvd has come to be relied upon as the fiscally conservative party that can return things to order by calming the wrath of the market god. the vvd takes the place of the whip in this dutch form of political self-flagellation. austerity is believed to be the answer as a type of collective tightening of the belt, despite all evidence to the contrary, or rather, because of the cultural hegemony of 'common sense' neoclassical economic thinking rather than heterodox and scientific, empirically-grounded explanations for economic crisis. of course, all of the 'tightening' is concentrated on the lower classes, for obvious reasons of freeing up the capital to be re-invested to make up for everything that's been lost to the effects of accumulation.

you can look at the corpus politic as a dichotomy, xenophobic nationalist eco-Romanticists on the one side (Jobbik, Wilders, SD), and 'multicultural' nominally progressive, but ruthless Liberals who will do the bidding of the capitalist class exclusively. there is some overlap in ideology, but it is opportunistic as of this moment still. the vvd might make light of the 'issues with islam' but mostly to draw PVV voters or as a campaign of rhetoric against the left parties. there's an alt-right tendency to paint the entirety of academia and enlightened opinion as a monolith of 'left-fascist' thought, which is inclusive of immigrants, so that's one venue of attack that they sometimes use. most of the racism and xenophobia you see frmo the VVD imho is not so much structurally planned as it is just the very general Dutch white fragility and complete lack of awareness shining through their (in)famous veneer of tolerance.

left parties have no viable alternative and there is no reason to vote for them. all of them will fall in line with the latter mentioned style of party and will at most be able to change a percentage here or there on the national level.
yah i agree 100% but its really on the left that theyve allowed this bullshit narrative to take hold because apart from the den uyl administration left-wing cabinets have always been better with money than the right

my mothers family are poor rotterdammers and the family of my gf are poor almeloers and they all vote pvv because they dont trust the left anymore and i dont blame them because can you think of a single time in the last ten years gl or the pvda tried to connect with those people? best case scenario is they vote sp which is of course preferable

if i could give the pvda one piece of advice its to gently caress off out of amsterdam and start a new headquarters in dronten or whatever

Sai has issued a correction as of 16:42 on Oct 29, 2016

Sai
Sep 20, 2004

The Puppet Master posted:

I remember seeing speculation around the time of Brexit that some of the London City Financial sector would move to Amsterdam which would be horrendous for rents if that does actually happen.
thank geert and Thierry for stopping this because no way those banks are moving to a country where the most popular party is running on the idea of a Nexit

SSJ2 Goku Wilders
Mar 24, 2010

Sai posted:

yah i agree 100% but its really on the left that theyve allowed this bullshit narrative to take hold because apart from the den uyl administration left-wing cabinets have always been better with money than the right

my mothers family are poor rotterdammers and the family of my gf are poor almeloers and they all vote pvv because they dont trust the left anymore and i dont blame them because can you think of a single time in the last ten years gl or the pvda tried to connect with those people? best case scenario is they vote sp which is of course preferable

if i could give the pvda one piece of advice its to gently caress off out of amsterdam and start a new headquarters in dronten or whatever

yeah the empirical evidence points to the opposite of what the public consensus is. my dad gets real mad and says the contradiction between what's empirical and in their interest, and what they actually vote for, is because the dutch are a parasite kruidenierenvolk and reminds me of the bosnian joke about the 'fair play' rules of dutch contracts: "let's do this fairly: whoever fucks the other over the best, wins". he doesn't really believe that, the argument has the same roots and structure as antisemitism, but it's comforting to blurt out as catharsis

and yes, agreed, the left just doesn't know who to pander to. but to some extent it's justified. you can see from the way that 'left' is used today to mark progressive (as opposed to labor-centric) policy that teh handwringing human-rights liberal of hte middle class has started carrying the banner, rather than the now destitute, pvoerty-stricken industrial worker, miner, factory worker etc. you have to put your egg in a basket. playing the tune of workers' struggle to out-of-work poor people just falls flat, it doesn't resonate with them at all. and if you have no alternative ideology to gather people with, you can at most try to preserve the fundamentals of what you have and attempt to at least somewhat straighten the precipitous decline of Literally Everything

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

typical grachtengordel elites looking down on the working man, thus driving them into the open arms of the right

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Davincie posted:

typical grachtengordel elites looking down on the working man, thus driving them into the open arms of the right

looking into a working anus, driving right with noth arms

SSJ2 Goku Wilders
Mar 24, 2010
Heil Strasser

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
I'm happy to have fled Holland and can now finally vote for a party that is actually cool and good (Die Linke).

The left in Holland is so hosed up that they had me vote GL last time, ugh.

All PvdA voters should die imho.

SSJ2 Goku Wilders
Mar 24, 2010
get this: my vote? it's for sale bruh. i dont care lol. give me money ill vote for you

Sai
Sep 20, 2004

oliwan posted:

I'm happy to have fled Holland and can now finally vote for a party that is actually cool and good (Die Linke).

The left in Holland is so hosed up that they had me vote GL last time, ugh.

All PvdA voters should die imho.
actually, the pvda is good and asscher is a rea... a real le.... a real lefti

okay i cant do it

9-Volt Assault
Jan 27, 2007

Beter twee tetten in de hand dan tien op de vlucht.

oystertoadfish posted:

nice, i hope many elections are discussed itt

are there data nerd election people who make graphs and maps in Europe

does a pirate party run Iceland right now or something, i thought i had read they became a real political party there somehow

http://icelandmonitor.mbl.is/ is a good site for all your Icelandic election news, with the elections actually happening yesterday!

SSJ2 Goku Wilders
Mar 24, 2010
I hate Iceland because it gives dumb anarchists and libertarians ammunition for delusional comparisons

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



SSJ2 Goku Wilders posted:


left parties have no viable alternative and there is no reason to vote for them. all of them will fall in line with the latter mentioned style of party and will at most be able to change a percentage here or there on the national level.

whelp

thanks for the effort posting

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

SSJ2 Goku Wilders posted:

I hate Iceland because it gives dumb anarchists and libertarians ammunition for delusional comparisons

Wait so do anarchists seriously hold up the Commonwealth as a good thing?

SSJ2 Goku Wilders
Mar 24, 2010

Lawman 0 posted:

Wait so do anarchists seriously hold up the Commonwealth as a good thing?

haha idk about that but they extrapolate iceland's public policy achievements like arrest and prosecution of bankers, their green energy etc. etc. stuff like that as if those policies can in any way survive the economy of scale problem

Fiction
Apr 28, 2011
Iceland elected a minority of the ruling parties and none of the other parties will enter a coalition with them. That leaves:

The left green eco-socialists
The pirates
The social democratic rump party
The purple-colored liberals

--- not enough for a coalition ---

The orange-colored liberals

So that'll be a fun rainbow coalition to try and make work.

Skyr
Jun 9, 2012

Fiction posted:

Iceland elected a minority of the ruling parties and none of the other parties will enter a coalition with them. That leaves:

The left green eco-socialists
The pirates
The social democratic rump party
The purple-colored liberals

--- not enough for a coalition ---

The orange-colored liberals

So that'll be a fun rainbow coalition to try and make work.

but also the orange-colored 'liberals' all used to be in one of the governing parties, they all look really creepy, and their leader is the cousin of the leader of the (now) larger governing party.

hopefully it's true that all they care about is EU membership, everyone else would probably be willing to sacrifice another referendum that would definitely fail

SSJ2 Goku Wilders
Mar 24, 2010
All Icelanders are basically cousins

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



https://twitter.com/geertwilderspvv/status/793137601410633728

hiss...boo...

edit: nice photoshop filters PVV digital intern

edit2: you know, one should never read the comments

The Puppet Master has issued a correction as of 01:01 on Nov 1, 2016

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

wow...

SSJ2 Goku Wilders
Mar 24, 2010
His face looks like an anus pretending to be serious

Pluskut Tukker
May 20, 2012

The Puppet Master posted:

https://twitter.com/geertwilderspvv/status/793137601410633728

hiss...boo...

edit: nice photoshop filters PVV digital intern

edit2: you know, one should never read the comments

Don't hate too much, creating that photoshop probably took more effort than writing his party program.

Namarrgon
Dec 23, 2008

Congratulations on not getting fit in 2011!
I'm voting SP because I want access to their creepy end-of-the-world shelters for when Russia attacks.

karms
Jan 22, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yam Slacker
Please tell me who to vote for because i don't feel that any single party stands out above the "obviously and transparently telling you what you want to hear so i can keep my job" segment.

Sai
Sep 20, 2004

im volunteering for the first time in my life i totally understand if you dont want to support the pvda because theyr milquetoast (((Globalists))) but i hope other dutch goons will also try to work for the left

if nov 8 made me believe anything its that without doing something le pen will win in france and wilders will get 30+ seats in the netherlands lets at least try to stop it

im not v optimistic but i dont want to let this happen

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



Sai posted:

im volunteering for the first time in my life i totally understand if you dont want to support the pvda because theyr milquetoast (((Globalists))) but i hope other dutch goons will also try to work for the left

if nov 8 made me believe anything its that without doing something le pen will win in france and wilders will get 30+ seats in the netherlands lets at least try to stop it

im not v optimistic but i dont want to let this happen

hey i was thinking the same thing, but of course i am foreigner here and not sure what exactly i can do

WORLDS BEST BABY
Aug 26, 2006

The Puppet Master posted:

hey i was thinking the same thing, but of course i am foreigner here and not sure what exactly i can do

in the same position. As someone who feels like we should have a progressive, leftist message, but also generally likes the EU, but also completely gets that the world is on an anti-establishment bender (regardless of who is offering it or what they believe), i've got no idea where to start. especially when your dutch sucks!!!

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

The Puppet Master posted:

hey i was thinking the same thing, but of course i am foreigner here and not sure what exactly i can do

WORLDS BEST BABY posted:

in the same position. As someone who feels like we should have a progressive, leftist message, but also generally likes the EU, but also completely gets that the world is on an anti-establishment bender (regardless of who is offering it or what they believe), i've got no idea where to start. especially when your dutch sucks!!!

oh hey this is also me. i voted once, ever, (for the sp. people on facebook laughed at me and told me i should vote d66, erugh) and i'm pretty sure i accidentally spoiled my ballot because my dutch is participation-trophy level.

gently caress u ireland for not having absentee voting (it's because the expats would loving murder fianna fail-fine gael lol) tho i'd probably be counted as voting in cork south central which is ironclad fianna fail, rip

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

at least renua is a punchline because anti-establishment edgelords just vote for the actual terrorists, and also because stv.

actually no it's because party of devalera/haughey lmao

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
It's the first election since I became a Dutch citizen, so I've only voted once before and it was in the water board elections (I voted for the party of water animals, I speak for the ducks). Who should I vote for, goons??

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

twoday posted:

It's the first election since I became a Dutch citizen, so I've only voted once before and it was in the water board elections (I voted for the party of water animals, I speak for the ducks). Who should I vote for, goons??

What Would Colve Do

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
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twoday posted:

It's the first election since I became a Dutch citizen, so I've only voted once before and it was in the water board elections (I voted for the party of water animals, I speak for the ducks). Who should I vote for, goons??

Why did you vote for torture

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Jeoh posted:

What Would Colve Do

Is there a party that wants to give the King more power?

Pluskut Tukker
May 20, 2012

twoday posted:

Is there a party that wants to give the King more power?

The SGP (Staatkundig Gereformeerde Partij), probably, who are in any case your best bet for a party that wants to turn things back to the 17th century. I was going to check but of course their website is closed on Sundays.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I kind of like SP. If they supported basic income they might get my vote.

Every single party leader seems like, if I ever met one of them in person, they would be the most irritating and unpleasant person I would have interacted with that week.

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



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twoday posted:

I kind of like SP. If they supported basic income they might get my vote.

Every single party leader seems like, if I ever met one of them in person, they would be the most irritating and unpleasant person I would have interacted with that week.

fact: i've partied with a SP member of the Tweede Kamer

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
What do you guys think of DENK? They want to turn the old Ministry of Colonization into a Museum of Colonization, which I support, but they also deny the Armenian genocide, so I'm kind of torn. :shrug:

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

oystertoadfish posted:

does a pirate party run Iceland right now or something, i thought i had read they became a real political party there somehow

They got 15% of the vote and now have the third largest amount of seats in the parliament lol

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Entropist
Dec 1, 2007
I'm very stupid.

twoday posted:

What do you guys think of DENK? They want to turn the old Ministry of Colonization into a Museum of Colonization, which I support, but they also deny the Armenian genocide, so I'm kind of torn. :shrug:
It's really weird how they manage to combine leftist identity politics with being pro Erdogan's nationalist and racist dictatorship. That makes me think one of those two things is being faked, and it's probably the first one.

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