Awful/Awesome Mods Thread: Yonic Frontiers

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Samizdata: May 14, 2007

codenameFANGIO posted:

I mean that would be perfectly in line with Saints Row, though.

Especially the Saint's Row IV DLC...

# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 17:11

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# ¿ May 5, 2024 22:07

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Guy Mann posted:

It's roughly a decade old, the people who saw it as kids are now ~~hip meme-creating teenagers.~~ drama queens.

FTFY.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 07:57

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

aniviron posted:

Try not to let it get under your skin.

Yeah, but sometimes you just gotta scratch that itch, you know? I suppose you could coat yourself in oil, though.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2016 06:02

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

armchairyoda posted:

e: for some reason I don't believe him when he claims to be "HIGH FUNCTIONING".

For some reason, I don't believe he is actually like that. He's a loving loser fishing for attention.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 06:07

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Thefluffy posted:

We are going to have to act, if we want to live in a different world.

One vision, one purpose!

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 06:39

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

FutonForensic posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP-bCUP1RBQ

Neddy Seagoon posted:

To be fair, let he who has not removed the ladders from a swimming pool or simply walled a Sim in out of boredom cast the first stone.

On the other hand, sweet Jesus Christ .

Bieeardo posted:

That'll be me. The only Sim that died on my watch was a repairman fixing a goddamn light socket.

I'll admit, a repairman who can walk through solid objects turned out to be awfully handy with poo poo breaking so often in Sims 1.

That noted, Jesus loving Christ.

Cangratulations. I have found ONE reason to play The Sims 4.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 04:08

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

uber_stoat posted:

thinking about how funny it would be if one could somehow stealthily install this mod on someone's install without their knowledge.

I read the docs. It is all triggered behaviour. Nothing autonomous.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 05:26

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

The Kins posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKBJxZf-Dgs

# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 16:00

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Brainamp posted:

http://kotaku.com/quiz-what-adult-skyrim-mod-are-you-1796777859

Fake edit: apparently I like peeing on stuff.

Apparently you are not the only one.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 20:59

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Midnight Voyager posted:

Peebros!

I didn't actually know this mod existed somehow.

Edit: WHY IS THERE A MOD JUST TO MAKE A SPECIFIC ANGELINA JOLIE COMPANION MOD NUDE?

Plus it isn't even canon any more!

# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 21:00

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Max Wilco posted:

It honestly does look like it could be a costume, like the animatronic suits that Jim Henson's Creature Workshop made for the '90s TMNT movies. The only thing that would keep you from thinking it was a costume is, well...I get the impression that the chest-piece is anatomically-correct.

You never "get the impression" when you KNOW IN YOUR BONES it is the truth. I am just praying it stops at the chest. And stays unigendered.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 08:32

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

pulp rag posted:

You know it in your bones that it's gonna have a big ol' physics-enabled floppy dong down there.

Yeah, and knowing it is a deathclaw, I suspect it will be all spiky and spined. But do we dare to dream it will be only one? Knotted or not? Also JUST a dong or are we getting the full package?

Inquiring minds don't want to know!

# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 21:14

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Tardcore posted:

gently caress yea page 69, thats a milestone for this thread

Why? This means we are registering the dicks at first glance?

# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 09:10

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

MariusLecter posted:

Something something Dick's sporting goods.

_{writes it down in a giant ledger}

# ¿ Aug 12, 2017 04:19

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Agents are GO! posted:

Like the MIRV versus the Fatman in Fallout.

Fun aside: when I was trying to make a New Vegas MIRV that would fire Tiny Tots, I called it the PERV (WHat else would you call a Fat Man messing with Tiny Tots?)

I couldn't get it to work right, ie 32 micronukes.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2017 10:38

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Diabetes Forecast posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBCgu86zr5E

I think we already know which side of mods this is.

I like it, despite the SquareSoft player model. Definitely null on the creep factor, IMO.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 21:05

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Seriously, don't foodshame. I like my chicken not too bony!

# ¿ Sep 23, 2017 17:57

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

SplitSoul posted:

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1237885185&searchtext=

Also, since when does Steam allow adult content on the Workshop?

Edit: Aw jeez.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=970683371&searchtext=

So, wait... You blur out nipples but still show the vagina?

# ¿ Dec 23, 2017 09:41

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Kibayasu posted:

It's okay, it has been ~~artfully~~ hidden in shadow.

Apparently not. Otherwise, how could I tell you could see it?

More proof Steam has outgrown itself.

# ¿ Dec 24, 2017 01:27

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Bieeardo posted:

You're going to cause a slipgate accident, you know.

What the hell does he care?

# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 19:57

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

OMFG, the UplinkOS mod for the old game Uplink is amazing. Yeah, it includes a new executable, but the interface enhancements (like right-clicking to activate some programs, like file deleters and a built-in notepad) makes it a whole new experience. If you still Uplink, then you need it NOW.

Scott Manley approved!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpvTUxBQXc4

(I owned it when it was originally on CD.)

(No drama I can see, and the only porn involved is faux-hacker-OS porn.)

# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 11:53

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

ulmont posted:

Mira Grant agrees with you.
https://www.amazon.com/Rolling-Deep-Mira-Grant/dp/159606708X

So does Charlie Stross with the Benthic Treaty. (All the governments in the world signed a treaty with Deep Ones, because fear.)

# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 04:06

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

aniviron posted:

The thing about VR is that it's easy to put your head through things even on accident, so I want all my characters to have fully modeled internal organs.

Might as well go 4K for all that. I mean, you wouldn't want to reduce your immersion. Plus, FINALLY a reason for all those slimy textures!

# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 22:22

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

CJacobs posted:

very start of this strange person's video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP0ziNVUc9A

Fake news! If I have learned ANYTHING from the mod scene, that is actually rather a SMALL dildo...

# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 23:40

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

turn off the TV posted:

Because it's a first person shooter video game and the specifics of how the evil alien unbonerer works doesn't actually matter at all.

It does. You just haven't found the right mod yet...

# ¿ Jan 14, 2018 04:19

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

kirbysuperstar posted:

That being said, it's totally okay to enjoy bad games. I like Shogo, for instance, and many people like Blood for some reason.

Gawd. I bought Shogo back in the day. It was SO anime!

(Red Riot FTW!)

# ¿ Jan 15, 2018 07:14

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

jizzy sillage posted:

Shogo was loving sweet too.

Orv posted:

I will not permit this base treachery in my domain.

Two of us, one of you.

Bring.

It.

On.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2018 12:00

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Memento posted:

I'm at work so I'm not googling futanari. Someone tell me what it is in three words or less. I have a vague idea of what it could be judging from the fact that it sounds Japanese.

Kurui Reiten posted:

Girls with dicks.

Not just girls with dicks. Girls with freaking enormous dicks.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2018 05:15

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

The Bee posted:

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

Except for their absolutely giant dicks.

Doesn't work. They all ended up with schlongzillas. And masturbation schedules.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2018 17:08

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Methylethylaldehyde posted:

Milking the cow suddenly has a much more sinister undertone.

Not for the modder.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2018 19:56

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Bieeardo posted:

Jesus, those shades make him look like the Butterball cenobite from Hellraiser.

So does his face. (Sort of.)

# ¿ Jan 19, 2018 05:26

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Tumblr of scotch posted:

Not just girls with freaking enormous dicks. Girls with freaking enormous dicks who still also have vaginas.

Not gonna lie. Wasn't able to sit through the first futanari long enough to notice...

# ¿ Jan 20, 2018 08:58

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Memento posted:

Please link to his profile so I can make a youtube video reviewing every single one of his mods and release it to my 13 followers

What's your channel? I will jump in for a piece of that action! :goonrush:

# ¿ Jan 21, 2018 03:47

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

The Cheshire Cat posted:

At the very least a game like UT is never going to have arguments about how "lore friendly" a mod is. I think the roleplaying aspect of RPGs inspires a certain level of crazy just because the psychology of modding for "immersion" is different. Immersion is all about losing yourself in the world, so the stuff you mod into your game is stuff that you want to be there because it's what you want your perfect fantasy world to be like. Hence all the sex and titty modes. When you mod a game like UT, it's more about "what crazy thing will be the most fun to gently caress around with?"

I still fondly remember the Slim Pickins inspired Redeemer mod...

# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 05:46

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Could be worse.

Could be a guy sitting in a corner of the map with the FarSight .

Could be worse.

The rear end in a top hat sitting in the corner of the map with the FarSight could be down a long corridor with one entrance and a briefcase gun in turret mode at the farther end of the corridor as a lethal early warning device.

Me? Do that? Naaaaaaahhh... :devil:

# ¿ Jan 24, 2018 05:08

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Coolguye posted:

there were also the Unreal 4 Ever mods in both ut99 and 2k4 that let you do crazy things like fight huge waves of enemies with buddies and upgrade your character with various perks as the game went on. some of them were even persistent.

the biggest reason for the decline of UT is that Epic has never gotten back to that very particular mix of "these are some of the crazy things you can do" with the mutators and modes, and also the "AND THIS IS HOW EASY IT IS TO DO IT" with the fully featured and well documented engine. it's difficult and SUPER EXPENSIVE to get that right. part of the entire reason Assault mode is in on all the really successful versions of UT and gone on all the unsuccessful ones is precisely because it demonstrates this expansiveness. assault mode isn't that popular - it's one of the least popular modes, as a matter of fact. But when you see how the engine can be kicked into making complex, objective-based gameplay you implicitly just 'get' that it's capable of a lot if you'll only sit down with it for a bit.

you'll see arena shooters get back to the glory days of ut99 once you have a team that understands that balance and has the technical chops and time to execute that balance. it just turns out that's really, really hard.

Not only the mutators but some of the funass mods like the Matrix one with bullet time and wall-running... While you are a 40K Space Marine. With dual pistols.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2018 05:10