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SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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As a more mature man, I prefer a dicklady

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SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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Maybe aliens have their own version of alien porn. We can all have a laugh about it.

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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Follow the drat train, Vegeta!!

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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Discendo Vox posted:

I'd like a Fallout NV that fixes the writing, and gives the option to pursue a course with Yes Man as the final boss.

I always wanted to side with Benny. But the game won't let you :( I was like, hell yeah, I'll side with mobster Matthew Perry. But it was not meant to be

SolidSnakesBandana fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Apr 8, 2017

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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Why is literally every person alive peeing directly into the river? Theres a lot of other places you could pee

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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Now with immersive vomiting, because the stench of Old Piss River is probably insane

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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I was thinking more along the lines of Old Man River, but with piss.

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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Can children clean jizz? I want my child to be a dedicated jizz cleaner.

Unrelated but I'd also like to see a mod that replaces all four characters of Left 4 Dead 2 with Disney duck TV characters. My dream team is Scrooge McDuck, Darkwing Duck, Donald Duck, and Launchpad McQuack

SolidSnakesBandana fucked around with this message at 07:20 on May 4, 2017

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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The Kins posted:

Someone wanted to prove a point about image formats to someone, so they converted all the graphics in Doom to JPG.

Then someone combined it with a mod that feeds all the sound effects through a blare effect filter, and now nobody's happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J9GsXXrCWg

Bizarrely, the medpacks look the same

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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That needs some sort of cartoonish sound effect, something that a spinning bow-tie might make.

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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The aliens were right to conquer us. Mankinds knows not what it hath wrought.

RareAcumen posted:

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that everyone in the mod is built like a Redfield that finished growing.

A real Redfield never finishes growing, he just takes breaks in between growing

SolidSnakesBandana fucked around with this message at 18:16 on May 31, 2017

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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I also know a douchebag named Steve so it works.

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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Max Wilco posted:

A comparison of faces between Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim.



I always made Khajiit in Morrowind because their faces look like 1000x better than the other faces. I use that exact one actually. Second place is Argonian but I never really liked lizards, Dark Elves also look pretty good.

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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They always have this look on their face like they just realized the shame of their own existence and have accepted that their fate is sealed.

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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Guy Mann posted:

http://wiki.ultimacodex.com/wiki/Category:Ultima_6_Project_Mod_Portraits

Pretend I quoted all of these.

Technically :nws: due to a single incident of faerie nipple.

The good version of this. I couldn't fight a site with all of the portraits conveniently in one place, so have a google image search.

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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That cat is also trippin balls because the only time I see cats with eyes that look like that is when they are hosed up on catnip, or when they feel threatened

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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He?!

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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Yet you still call it a waifu mod. Just because it gives YOU a mysterious boner doesn't mean its happening to the rest of us!

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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I didn't realize people made games about individual 20 year old Simpsons skits. Its so unbelievably niche.

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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How does one keep up with memes?

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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Is your friend Dennis Reynolds?

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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I would like to poo poo on everyone's fun to remind everyone of this critical piece of D.Va Lore: She is not a Starcraft champion. Source

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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I'd be OK if RPGs didn't have voice acting. I'd imagine this would improve the writing overall. Mass Effect is the only RPG that I've played (I haven't played them all, like I don't even know how Dragon Age Inquisitions does it) that didn't seem like it was being held back by having a voiced protagonist.

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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Ghostlight posted:

Why would you imagine that? The writers are the ones producing the work that's being voice-acted.

Final Fantasy 6 immediately comes to mind. I remember watching a video where they showed a scene from the game (introduction of Gau, specifically) with a fan voiceover reading the lines. Suddenly the writing seemed EXTREMELY cringey, whereas its only somewhat cringey if you're just reading it.

I also wonder how the actors are paid. Is it based on number of lines? I'm wondering why Patrick Stewart and Liam Neeson have such small roles in Oblivion and Fallout 3. Or why Snake in MGS5 barely says anything at all, compared to Ground Zeroes. I also can't help but feel that Fallout 4 suffers heavily from having a voiced protagonist.

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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I'm actually kinda impressed by the quality of the graphics, just not the actual content of the graphics. Is there a good Doom mod in a similar artistic style?

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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Aren't most successful businesses just stolen ideas anyway?

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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sneakyfrog posted:

yeah looking forward to that one and fallout cascadia

Those mods look practically identical. All of it just looks like random Fallout 4 locations to me. I never understand why people show off like, a couple of trees and expect people to be impressed. Here's a skeleton in a pose. Here's some sort of smashed building. Is that..... A FERAL GHOUL?!?!? Good heavens!! I'll only be impressed if they manage to have a decent narrative.

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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Super interested in a polished version of this. It's like you're murdering a painting

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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Diabetes Forecast posted:

...but it's just cheesecake??

What is this?

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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I like this one better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WutlOjp2JsI

mainly because the song seems to actually be following Mr. X instead of just playing like in that video

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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I'm imagining a mechanic where Mr. X is listening to a music playlist and his steps are always in time with the beat

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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What's really unfortunate is that the entire wasteland is on the same cycle.

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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silentsnack posted:

It's true though. We're generally pretty terrible, and only get exponentially dumber with boneurological excitations.

Did you just say boner logical?

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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Max Wilco posted:

I keep thinking about getting RE2Make, but I feel like I should play the original first.

Other than the mention of Chris Redfield I don't recall anything really tying RE2make to REmake.

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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Oh wait I see you meant the original Resident Evil 2, not REmake. Hmm yeah that's a tough one. I think it's worth doing simply because it's so short. The real question is whether or not it holds up today without the aid of nostalgia, and that I do not know. RE2make is great to me because its a hyper-competent remake of one of my most beloved games of all time.

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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I'm always a fan of Macho Man Randy Savage mods.

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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I mean just the sheer amount of time and effort that would be required to splice a video out of 4000 screenshots.

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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You already did. You lost. However...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFQJL68b-L4

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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Also A.I. has taken a break from trying to figure out how to kill us all and released an extremely awesome upscaling mod for FF7:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaeYp46akuE

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SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

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"That guys more of a Child Manslaughterer"

alternatively, "In his defense, the child was being kind of a dick"

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