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Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
That was powerfully generic.

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Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
Oh, Jesus Christ, he was that guy? gently caress.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
"This hotdog mascot costume has an extra hotdog."

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
My favourite moment playing SR was in 3, wearing Killbane's mask and setting people on fire by making jerk-off gestures at them.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer

SplitSoul posted:

You want the dickgirl or the non-dickgirl variety?

Is it coming out of her butt?

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
So long as there are at least three.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
Pregnant with soulgems?

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
Holy poo poo, I remember when that mod first went by.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer

Cicadas! posted:

You have no idea. People on the internet care way too much about the proper facing of TP, and will even get their guts in a knot if you're not using it to wipe the right way. It seems to be endemic to the internet, though, I've never seen anyone in real life raise a fit over toilet paper.

If you want to see an example of this, people just completely losing their poo poo over something entirely inconsequential, go ask GWS about beans in chili.

*goes to start a circumcision thread in GBS*

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
By the whorish hordes of Hoggoth!

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
Ask about poo in the Space Station 13 thread. They have allllllllll kinds of stories about poo in a vacuum.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
The fan, the walls, every last floor tile...

Oh, and this happened once

https://soundcloud.com/stephanosrex/honk-honk-butt

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer

SplitSoul posted:

loving goddamnit, it is a thing. I should have known.

Is there a word for wanting to gently caress anthropomorphic jellyfish, too? Insects? aaaaaa

Edit: On second thought, don't answer that.

Buggery.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
I wouldn't advise honey.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
"If there is a direction I can look, at any elevation, and not be titillated... then I have failed."

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
And he'll pummel you to death with a stream of saline implants. It'll be a fakeality.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer

m2pt5 posted:

The Awful/Awesome Mods Thread: also Male cowgirls

The Awful/Awesome Mods Thread: Mom told me she is proud of this mod

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
Ah, all the edge of a suburban fifteen year old.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer

Neddy Seagoon posted:

To be fair, let he who has not removed the ladders from a swimming pool or simply walled a Sim in out of boredom cast the first stone.

That'll be me. The only Sim that died on my watch was a repairman fixing a goddamn light socket.

I'll admit, a repairman who can walk through solid objects turned out to be awfully handy with poo poo breaking so often in Sims 1.

That noted, Jesus loving Christ.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
Over in Trad Games land, some rear end in a top hat made a stink after the developers for Blue Rose rewrote his he-man homophobe ranger NPC and his pet hawk 'Trigger Warning' into something that wasn't obviously trying to take a huge poo poo in their game. Nothing came of it.

Coolguye posted:

there's plenty of precedent for moderating backer contributions; inXile did it on both WL2 and Tides and there's no egregiously weird backer poo poo in either of those games to my knowledge

Didn't Tides ship with a backer-written tombstone describing someone committing suicide after drunkenly sleeping with a cross-dresser? Or am I thinking of Pillars?

It's not hard to hand a stack of contributions to an intern, or go through them a handful at a time during a break, but if the person doing the vetting thinks that old memes or crass jokes are still funny and worthy of inclusion, then you're back to square one.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
The tombstone was sent back to the writer after people complained, which fanned a lousy joke into a small trash fire. It might have been avoided by skimming submissions for ASCII dicks and Pepes, and at the same time it might have flown under a proofreader's radar because they thought it was funny. Same kind of thing might go in a scenario where someone submits a sex slave to a game whose developer doesn't see anything odd about using a dating site's data for modeling sexual preferences.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
I've seen the cat before, but I never realized she had a targeting laser on her collar and iron sights between her ears. :3:

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
That loop never gets old.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
Oh god, that climax.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
I kinda like the cardboard standie effect those DOOM graphics have.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
Consequences, you slut.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer

Rectus posted:

I like the ones with: "Hey, I'm recruiting a mod team for this awesome project. No, I've never modded anything before and have no applicable skills, so I'll be the ideas guy."

Modding. Modding never changes.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
"Rus Roh Rah!"

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
I vaguely remember something like this from years back. It was something like a hex editor tweak to the file, a couple bytes of garbage or elided footer that the game ignores, but makes editing software poo poo its pants.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
Rocket Crowbar was its own insane mod.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
I could barely breathe a few times from laughing so hard.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
Back in the days of 1st Edition AD&D, Waterdeep was canonically friendly to people walking around stark naked (assuming they didn't mind the occasionally cold weather) and Ed Greenwood's personal canon apparently involves the queen of Silverymoon hosting enormous orgies. If there's any assumptions of homophobia, they've been imported by the same kind of person who thinks the highly-magical Realms operates on the same social rules as their misunderstanding of the Middle Ages.

Edit: Hey! Just like this guy in the thread linked above my post!

quote:

The Saerileth romance isn't kiddie porn. The Forgotten Realms echo an era of Western human civilisation when a girl who wasn't married by the age of 15 was a spinster, and marriages were routinely arranged between young teenage first cousins.

Bull-shite.

Bieeanshee fucked around with this message at 05:11 on May 29, 2017

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
I'd take that with a shake of salt, as much as I find the whole thing distasteful. TVTropes's entire reason for existence is carving off complexity and reducing things to their basic commonalities.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
I sit, curled up under a running showerhead, corrected.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
Both of the Foglios drew old-school Magic cards, and they're some of my favourite art from the early sets.

(And it's probably worth noting that while their old XXXenophile output can be seriously weird, it's also vastly more sex-positive than the poo poo we've ewwed and arghed at in here.)

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer

turn off the TV posted:

Wasn't this the SkyUI developer and not SKSE? The script extender guys are still whittling away at cracking the 64 bit engine.

What I remember, SKSE's devs stepped back and said, 'Look, use our extender for free mods, pay mods, whatever. It's staying free to play.'

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
I found a Daggerfall glitch that would basically let me take my cart's endless inventory into dungeons with me. I never had the guts to take guards on, but cleaning out entire dungeons worth of gear was a lot of fun.

Never got into... what did they call it, void ranging? When you'd glitch your way out of the dungeon geometry and climb around outside of it. Spooky looking poo poo, that.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer

Guy Mann posted:

I think it was Daggerfall that had a starting dungeon that potentially unwinnable because thanks to the game's randomization you could start the game with an iron weapon in a dungeon full of enemies that were immune to damage from iron weapons, or some permutation of that.

Yep. There was either one static spawn of an imp, or a strong likelihood of one spawning. Little, weak fuckers, but they were immune to anything weaker than steel and had a fireball attack that could gently caress you in a tick.

It was also possible to start the game with (I think) an obsidian dagger-- which was both a nasty little weapon and worth an absolutely stupid amount of money for a starting character.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
Let me know when someone mods the cavalcade of gently caress-you monsters out of Subnautica. I was interested at one point, but the clamouring tryhards in the Steam forums turned me right off.

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Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
A friend had this program that would take a text file, and shrink and tile individual pages so you could fit four or more to a sheet. Thing was amazing for printing FAQs without going through an enormous amount of paper.

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