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CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
If you don't play SR as a big, buff black dude with a Cockney accent and clad in purple lingerie, you're doing it so, so wrong :colbert:

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CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Just re-found a video of a classic Chivalry mod. I like to think this is what would've happened if the Europeans invented wuxia :allears:

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

General Morden posted:

any time the thread takes a turn for the worse just spam the .gif of the skyrim spinning dongcopter

anyways

here's something new:

http://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/20587/

Okay, while the Japanese schoolgirl thing is right out, I'd like the mod that turns Sanctuary into mini-Japan.

EDITZ: Well, whaddaya know, it's right here. Pity the modder hadn't done up the other towns, though.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

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Merry Christmas, mod thread!

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

RareAcumen posted:

Uh yeah. Name a skeletonguy with hair.




Man, this picture is giving me a boner.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

tight aspirations posted:

But what does their sweat taste like?

loving hell, I came in to post exactly that, drat you!

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

HenryEx posted:

Why do i have to read this from right to left

Because Doom is anime as gently caress.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Moon Slayer posted:

You're all wrong, the best Left 4 Dead mod is Left 4 Bazinga, which replaces every texture and sound.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjdxragMip4

Holy poo poo, they even replaced the blood splatter :allears:

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Kurui Reiten posted:

I don't even know where to start with that. I'm no expert on water, but I'm relatively sure that there are approximately a billion ways that is completely loving impossible.

I don't know, a realm where all the water is piss sounds like it'd be really magical.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Saxons were the first men in space.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Somebody download that and give themselves 255 Constitution :unsmigghh:

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

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Cythereal posted:

And let's not forget the ending where your PC falls in love with her rapist.

Who, let it be said, rapes her in an unavoidable scene right at the beginning :suicide: Seriously, try being a dude who downloads a mod based on sheer recommendations without knowing what he was getting into and finding that.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
You're stronger than me- I stopped right at the beginning. Is it true that the mod was written by a woman?

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Good God, I thankfully missed out on so much by being on lovely 56k modem internet during my younger years :stare: Somebody pull this thread up by posting funny Skyrim/Fallout dick mods, please?

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Shadowlyger posted:

Read the description.

Welp, I'm downloading the mod now :smith:

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Trap sprung, but GuP isn't anime girl tanks, but anime girls in tanks. Hell, I'd go so far to say that it's a tank show with girls thrown in to pull the otaku crowd.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Screaming Idiot posted:

Y'know what? That is a perfect replacement for the Swastika.

drat it, I wanted to post that!

Buried alive posted:

Just as an FYI to people, he has a whole series of these on his page. Drift souls is pretty great, just for how absurd it is.

I prefer the Shovel Knight (or as one commentator said, Shavel the Knight) mod:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWlJPzKhduc

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Emil is the best boy and everyone deserves to see him :colbert:

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Methylethylaldehyde posted:

You need the pacifier to keep from grinding your teeth after the heroic dose of MDMA you just consumed.

A bit off-topic, but is that why the stereotypical raver always has a pacifier?

m2pt5 posted:

I know there's Magic Nipple (cast from nipples instead of hands, and apparently shouts are changed too) and Mana Tanks (breast size changes based on remaining magica/health/stamina, configurable) but I didn't know there was anything with dicknipples. (Admittedly, the :nws:glowing rune effect:nws: that Magic Nipple adds is pretty cool, but not so much the rest.)

Man, if I could cast fireballs from my nips, I'd be walking around like a bad Fabio cosplayer myself.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

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Neddy Seagoon posted:

Huh, I always wondered what the deal was with that.

Same here; I thought it was just something the youngins did and that I'm too old to get.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
I got Cannabis Skyrim on the personality test:

quote:

I think people can be stoners without actually smoking weed. They're like puppy dogs--sweet, overly earnest, just want to have a good time, and maybe a little oblivious but not in a bad way. The kind of person who's too nice to make your giant open world game overtly horny... but you'd get a kick out of adding weed. The description for the mod Cannabis Skyrim states, "Beware: This mod adds Cannabis related content," which is probably the cutest thing I have read today. Good looking out, Cannabis Skyrim. I never would have known.

Anyway:

King Vidiot posted:

Well fetishes and fantasies are cool and all, but I'd genuinely be kind of afraid of somebody who had sexual fantasies about eating or killing other people and there are plenty of mods to that effect.

I read somewhere that such fantasies are extensions of BDSM-related thoughts, but yeah, it is extremely weird at the very least.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
I do think Bethesda missed a trick not hiring dedicated modders. Hell, look at Enderal for Skyrim- an entirely new world with custom character progression, characters, and arguably a better-written storyline than Skyrim's, at least by my lights. I'd even say Skyrim's only worth buying for Enderal.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

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About to restart Darkest Dungeon after a while, and I've just found out there's Workshop support. While there are your usual tittymonster mods, some look good.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

The Iron Rose posted:

Isn't there some bestiality hentai porn game that's making something crazy like 20-30 grand a month too?

Technically not bestiality, I guess?

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Is there such a thing as a good companion mod? The only one that comes to mind is Willow from NV, and even then it was only because she follows you everywhere, so you can bring your favourite weapons and armour into the Dead Money and Honest Hearts DLC areas.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

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Shugojin posted:

I think my favorite dumb modder story is still the guy who applied absurd forced penalties to Hohmann transfer orbits in Kerbal Space Program because he hated what is actually the most efficient way to go between bodies in a solar system

...why? Why would someone hate a- concept? Scientific principle?

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

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CJacobs posted:



Wow, I dunno what the hell happened to this dude but he certainly gained a +1 to maturity from it somehow!

Yeah, for serious, this guy's actually doing something with his life, well done!

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

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Martha Stewart Undying posted:

Tho to be honest, have you seen some of the poo poo Jesus/God has(have??) done with their creation kit?

I am firmly convinced the reasons our ancestors left the ocean is because the poo poo down there is loving terrifying.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

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Backhand posted:

I actually watched this. It was interesting feeling my own reactions change as it went along.

"Hahaha, oh God, cringey as poo poo."

".... Huh, he actually put some real effort into this."

"You know, divorced from the cringe, this might actually be fun."

".... Was this a self-aware joke? I can't tell if this was self-aware or not."

Hah, same here! I really like how the BFG changes its shots depending on the outfit you're wearing. Honestly, visually speaking it's not really any worse than the usual anime tittygame, and gameplay-wise, it looks like it's a lot of fun. I'd love to just play through with the maid uniform and Touhou my way through the levels for sure.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

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GeekTheMage posted:

Did somebody say Touhou and/or maid?

gently caress me, I instantly recognized where the modder got the inspiration for Sakuya's look from:


I think I might have a problem.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

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Potentially superdumb question here, but what's the difference between arena shooters and whatever Overwatch, Paladins, Lawbreakers etc. are? They all seem like fast-paced, massive multiplayer shooters to me. Mind you, my kind of games are usually along the lines of Civilization and Crusader Kings, so I'm definitely not in the general target audience(s) for shooters.

New Concept Hole posted:

Well, this is awkward...

Whatup, fellow SnIpe fan! :hfive:

CJacobs posted:

I think the person who drew this is more attracted to the gun than the anime girl

Man, you have no idea. Guns may be banned in Japan, but stuff like Airsoft has a quite the following. And of course, otaku being otaku, they take these things quite seriously:


CommissarMega fucked around with this message at 12:14 on Jan 23, 2018

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

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Mordja posted:

But lmao that someone played Valve's games and thought "hmmmm, these games really need actual cutscenes."

Agreed; part of what made HL1 and 2 so good was that you were part of the cutscene.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

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McSpanky posted:

Super Shotgun-chan: "B-but Doomguy-senpai, I've never even been fired before!" :shobon:

Hahahaha, no, this guy's alright.

Wait, really? Is this an actual ingame message?

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

...you know, if instead of automatically knowing someone's dick size, you had to perform an Intrigue action to find out, I could actually see that as part of a regular CK2 game.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

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Goredema posted:

Is there an option to castrate everyone?

The Byzantines are certainly hoping so! :v:

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

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HenryEx posted:

Several inches too short, apparently.

-6 opinion

The Cheshire Cat posted:

The thing about CK2 is it generally makes sense in context but sounds insane if you've never played it.

Basically this. CK2 allows for a wide variety of actions with very little moralizing with regards to the consequences, which is why the reason the CK2 thread had (or maybe still has, I haven't checked in a while) the title "I accidentally ate my pregnant wife".

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

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Midnight Voyager posted:

I am reasonably sure that this was the context: There was a plague on. They were locked up in their castle. Wife was caught stealing and eating food because she had the gluttonous trait. If you have certain traits, you can eat whoever is doing this. This person was just automatically doing that and didn't realize it was their pregnant wife until she was already eaten.

No, that wasn't the case. The newest expansion had just released, the one where you get to join secret societies, and this dude became a Satanist. He wanted to sacrifice his rival by roasting him alive in a brazen bull then eat him. Turns out his rival had somehow switched himself with the dude's wife, so said dude had himself a little extra veal at the feast :unsmigghh:

CJacobs posted:

The internet is a very strange place. Why cant people just talk about video games without also being insane

First person who solves this will win a Nobel Prize, I guarantee you. Also I love how he ties in Holocaust denial with his hatred of indie devs. Seriously, what the fuuuck.

EDIT: Then again, see the Crusader Kings example above. I guess in this hobby you have to be a little nuts.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

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Screaming Idiot posted:

We didn't deserve Sir Terry. :smith:

And he didn't deserve us. gently caress, I'm still tearing up a bit knowing he's gone :unsmith:

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Someone write the Doomlayer/Doomshagger Chronicles tia

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CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

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What did Todd Howard and Pete Hines do?

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