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Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

This is it: the Perfect Mod that we've been missing all this time.

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Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

Coolguye posted:

i'm catching up on this thread but jfc don't get all insecure because some goonlords have Thoughts about a book they read 10 years ago

i'm actually rereading the first Redwall book again with a buddy right now (she'd never heard of them), and there's some serious not-for-kid poo poo going on in there but it's not like an otter sits down and goes on about how jews are the cause of all the world's wars or some nonsense. the worst thing you can accuse the Redwall books of is being super racist, because all moles talk the same and so on. but you can level the same accusation at tolkien so if you're really worried about fantasy racism infecting your brain and making you irl hate mexicans maybe just stop reading fiction altogether.

I mean that's all well and good but some folks just Cannot Enjoy books once they notice that they contain racist undercurrents or similar. I started rereading Stranger in a Strange Land because I remembered loving it as a child, but then I got to the part where "homosexuals" are straight up described as being broken and defective and I was like "oh" and haven't felt like touching it since.

So I mean, I guess I respect your conviction in staging a moral stand against people deciding not to read books that contain things they don't enjoy reading, but it seems a little out of place here :v:

vvv lol I greatly doubt anyone's gonna say "oh the mouse war novels have racism?? I guess I'll just read Nothing instead" but alright man, we've digressed enough vvv

Angry Diplomat fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Nov 17, 2016

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

Oh my god :stare:

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
I dunno about you guys but I, for one, am looking forward to turning my dick into a weird little flaming skeleton guy who drags me behind him while he flies around

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
I like his believable, human reaction of staring in uncomprehending horror for a minute, then futilely attempting to run from his sins.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

Devdisigdu posted:

With how diverse the Rimworld mods can be, this was inevitable.
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=849627685&searchtext=

quote:

-Produces much less leather and meat. 

:stonk:

e: oh wait, Rimworld already lets you eat people, doesn't it? Still a real creepy thing to include in the mod description though.

Angry Diplomat fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Jan 25, 2017

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
https://youtu.be/8sigs5YNT0M

Helixsnake is a loving warlock when it comes to modding GTA games :psyduck:

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
If a shotgun fires shot, then a gun that fires entire shotgun shells is logically a shellgun, or possibly a shotgun shellgun.

e: or, perhaps, a hullgun, if the shells are empty when fired.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
New Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy game looks pretty good.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

Jagged Jim posted:

Okay, I changed my mind:

Awful/Awesome Mods Thread: Ability to Terminate Pregnancy using Smartphone

Holy poo poo.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

Holy poo poo.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

Jagged Jim posted:

Why be chased around by a cosmic horror that looks like a giant blob of bubble gum when you can have a Sexy Erchius Ghost?

It's just so sexy. :nms: :nws:

This is some Silent Hill poo poo.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
That guy is almost definitely a Nazi, so he's squarely in the target audience for crazy cell phone guy's "remove all non-white elite death robots" mod I guess :v:

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
Yeah the Stupid Moron Stevians are a legitimately funny idea, offensive to no one except the hypothetical Steve and assholes exactly like him. That's much better than the snail thing.

Even better if, in a game full of this huge rainbow of weird aliens, there's just a whole culture of boring rear end in a top hat human white-collar clerks named Steve, like some kind of banal bizarro version of the Horatio from Endless Space.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
What is it about Final Fantasy modding specifically that seems to attract lunatics with a fundamentally broken notion of what constitutes fun?

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
See I get that, but I have trouble understanding how "I enjoy these broken, abusable games and their mechanics, including the grindy aspects" translates to "gameplay that's literally designed to waste time and frustrate the player is good, actually, and I'm going to make the most unrewarding game ever with a random chance to suddenly display gently caress YOU and quit to menu, because that's what fun is."

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
Oh man, I remember printing out a guide to Ultima Underworld. My brother and I used to leaf through it for mantras whenever we reached a shrine. Good times.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
Humans have a really loving weird, complicated relationship with power and self-determination that sometimes manifests in a desire to surrender control (and responsibility) now and again, or a desire to exert control and express aggression without feeling remorseful for it. Occasionally that manifests specifically in rape fantasies, which has been a known phenomenon for a long time. It's squicky to a lot of us for fairly apparent reasons, but it's not really doing any harm if a couple likes to roleplay a goofy barbarian ravishment or something from time to time.

The point at which it objectively goes from "urgh I don't feel especially comfortable thinking about this but I'm willing to live and let live" to "what the genuine gently caress is wrong with you" is probably somewhere between "your rear end hurt." and that soul gem pregnancy mod

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

Sinestro posted:

My ex-boyfriend was like that. He was actually really sweet as long as I kept it very clear that he was not to expose me to any of that poo poo, up until the point where he decided that he wanted to fulfill his puke/poo poo fetishes by intentionally giving both of us food poisoning.

Jesus Christ :stare:

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

New Batman villain looks great.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
I don't know if it's the deadpan nature of it, the accidental comedic timing, or what, but that video had me in stitches by the end.

Godspeed, Takahashi.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
See the really depressing thing about that is that playing XCom 2 as a Resistance faction, or as a self-interested splinter faction like Exult from XCom: Enemy Within, would be cool as hell. Really it would be awesome regardless of which iteration of XCom it was modded into.

Instead we get kitty titties and researchable mutant porn. :negative:

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
PG-13Com

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
Listen, Armello is a great game and I won't hear a word to the contrary

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
The pacing, accessibility, and overall feel of the gameplay in Unreal Tournament were really good, but I think what really pushed it from "a pretty good shooter" to "addictive as hell with lasting appeal" was the mutator system. There were so many weird options and game modes to mix and match, and a lot of them changed the game significantly, but in a fun way that meshed well with its core gameplay.

My brother used to be a holy terror in instagib mode. I much preferred goofy telefrag tag games.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
Make sure to roll this mod in as well.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
:laffo: the character's "are you loving kidding me" expression is absolutely slaying me

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

aniviron posted:

Why is the maximum timer for seminal fluid five hours but blood only lasts a minute or two at most? Now I'm umimmersed.

The infinite vampires overrunning Skyrim drink all the blood up right away but aren't interested in the other stuff (unless you install a mod for that)

e: holy moly what a way to start a page :saddowns:

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

Ainsley McTree posted:

Excuse me, but they have rich and varied personalities! There's the smart one, the dumb one, the angry one, and the dumb and angry one.

I would have just said "the goth twink, the cheerful twink, the bear, and their exasperated accountant" but this is good too.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

The MSJ posted:

Which one is the cooking nerd?

He's the accountant, by virtue of being the only motherfucker who ever picks up a pen to do anything other than writing in a love-letter time journal on a dog's back or whatever the hell.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
For some reason "Missy's Shirts" is absolutely cracking me up. It's the perfect deadpan punchline.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

CommissarMega posted:

Someone write the Doomlayer/Doomshagger Chronicles tia

Man, I thought the gravelly Diablo 3-sounding demon voicemails were kinda cringey. I don't even want to imagine what they'd be like converted into trashy fanfiction and voiced by a bored porn star.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
Pounded in the Butt by the Indestructible Extradimensional Buck I Sealed Away in an Infernal Tomb

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
That is more or less accurate. The game is also a little more entertaining if you pronounce the main characters' names "Tooby" and "Nynus" because then all the sad parts become blackly comedic parts

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
Those colour scheme names objectively rule, sorry

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

Zil posted:

Even King Tampon?

Worst of a good bunch but still funny imo

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
T-Pose Leper

quote:

Do not let them think they're above you! Assert your dominance over El🅱ritch monsters with this new Leper skin. You also assert dominance over other Leper skins, which causes them not to work. Seriously, don't use other skins.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

The par time being 2 seconds shorter than the map takes to resolve is a nice touch :allears:

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Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
The correct way to hold a cat is to drape it around your neck like a feather boa, and if you bleed, you bleed.

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