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This entire thread is going to be as gently caress, but still mark your poo poo. Video Game Modding? What's That? Video game modding has been around almost as long as video games have. The moment commercial video games existed, people started messing with them. Since then, the idea has become more and more complicated. What was once a simple item or level change has become the replacement of entire games with new models, systems and a whole new kitchen sink. Video game mods have produced some incredible things, things that will bring you joy and warmth, carrying you through this dark abyss of life a happier, more genial person; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSd0pI1EQGkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEFke7X0ajs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C22l82kbtGchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7HcEU9i9cI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJSFlMCTXE8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bifmj1O3D24 And we here at the awful mods thread (yes we're basically a low-effort cult of making fun of things) support these mods, because they're cool and good. There need to be more mods like this. The Thread Title Says Awful Mods First Though? Let this be your first reminder in this thread not to open your loving mouth and ask seemingly innocent questions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GKY6bAJZxshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHxrYyfLXSE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G4sxbWEf2Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS_8LvzxOIY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WEiacIb8VMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yv-Yo8n8S8 If you watch those videos, and you should, you might notice that they're relatively benign, just kind of bad and with questionable writing. There are a lot of mods like this, mostly for Bethesda games, but that's not what we're here for. Let me be abundantly clear. Every hyperlink for the rest of this post is some bad stuff. Most of it begins at and descends quickly into at an almost terminal velocity. Don't click these at work, or if you want to retain any semblance of hope for humanity, or really at all, to be honest. This is the most benign link in the next two paragraphs. It's downright hysterical even. But that can't last. No you see, this thread is the embodiment of "this is why we can't have nice things." I've put these in descending (ascending?) order of weirdness. Mostly. The reality is that the games you know and love are also loved by some terrifying people. "People." .... Have some christmas anime ladies to make up for it. Hmmm... Look the point is all this stuff is off-putting, or kind of vaguely unsettling. Let's get weird. Starting strong. Alright now we're talking. Here's a quick break before we start the hard stuff. Nothing will ever be alright again, Tom. Here's another break from the weird poo poo. Alright that was a lie. It's all bad from here on out. I would too, friend. Many crimes have been committed by mods. Some in the name of immersion(???). But all in the name of nerds who have never seen a woman. If you somehow clicked on all of those without killing yourself, nothing this thread will provide can phase you. Here, have an apology from me, newly broken sack of human tissue. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fxVeAVl2I8 And Then I Blatantly Stole This From The Last Thread To Save Myself Some Time On Why Mod Authors Are Such Children posted:What is Gategate? Here's to 500 more pages of soul-searing bullshit. Orv fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Nov 7, 2016 |
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Yeah let me know exactly how bad and I'll fix it, it looks fine on my monitor but that's not exactly a good indicator. E: Might be better now? Orv fucked around with this message at 11:37 on Oct 30, 2016 |
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Shady Amish Terror posted:The 'Some in the name of immersion(???).' link is a hotlink to loverslab, and broken besides. I'll rehost it in a bit here, thanks. RareAcumen posted:Aww, Stardew Valley boob mod didn't make the cut for the OP. In the end I figured the regulars knew the score and the new OP was really just a Hall of Horrors and Winners in the end, I didn't want to get overly encyclopedic. Orv fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Oct 30, 2016 |
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double nine posted:that gategate story is amazing, thanks for writing it down. I have to ask, that gif at the top of the page - is that from a movie and if so which one? Good old fashioned Christian rock and roll panic scare-doc. e;fb
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Don't forget to watch the CINEMATIC PROLOGUE for a wonderful selection of Bad Fantasy Author Pronoun Soup. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z4MvAhvB0E And them literally just stealing the TES prophecy PC poo poo. Orv fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Oct 30, 2016 |
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It's Oblivion stone guys!
Orv fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Oct 30, 2016 |
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Spek posted:Does anyone know of/wanna write a decent summary of the whole paid Skyrim mods debacle? Seems like a new thread should mention that. Bethesda modders are stupid, narcissistic fuckheads, Bethesda somehow allowed that to keep happening but now for money, and then everyone screamed a bunch and it didn't happen Honestly it was such a complete non-starter and so much of the 'debate' was just brick walls screaming at each other in not-really-funny ways that it's best left as a lovely historical curiosity.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2016 20:37 |
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All is right with the world.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2016 22:10 |
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Man what were the like, special forces of Redwall? They were one of the varieties of long rodents or something, give me one of those as a companion not some idiot elf.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2016 23:09 |
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All I really remember about Redwall is that some sort of animal worked for a giant murderbadger in a cool mountain fortress, the main mouse was a total bitch and the books got super hosed up for what were ostensibly kids books the further they went in.
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 23:04 |
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Leal posted:Well you're not throwing him through the gates to send him to Oblivion, its cause it'll hurt when he lands on the other side and maybe he'll get a few scratches and bruises from impact. "At" would also be acceptable. Repeatedly.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 00:46 |
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Luckily it's mostly the modders that are uptight shitbabies. When a few of them took their ball and went home after the paid mods thing, they came crawling back pretty quickly when they realized if they were going to hide their mods, people weren't going to listen to their opinions anymore.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 14:43 |
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Link it.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 08:28 |
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Grizzwold posted:Here you go. Enjoy? It now rests where it should.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 02:27 |
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What is this, loving amateur hour? How is that even a question.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 18:27 |
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Look, if the last thread taught me anything it's that it ain't sexy until it has a dick the size of a small building, no matter what gender it is.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 20:50 |
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Bioware has set eventual extraterrestrial relations back like two centuries. Diplomatic ones, anyway.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 22:46 |
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Cernunnos posted:Pretty sure Star Trek did it first. Excuse me Star Trek is wholesome family programming. E: (I couldn't decide which thing to make fun of in regards to that, probably Enterprise season 1.) Orv fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Nov 8, 2016 |
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I mean, in a vacuum yeah, but Voyager as whole is just such a wash that it kind of drowns out the catsuit. Catsuit Drownings is my bluegrass band name.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 23:14 |
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I also identify as left sex.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 00:12 |
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"The butt that winks" will never stop making me panic laugh.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2016 01:21 |
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Vertical toilet paper holders are the way of the future.
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Manuel Calavera posted:Beans in is an abomination. Clearly the Inquisition was after the wrong people, you loving deviant.
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 23:08 |
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I swear to god I'll turn this thread around, just watch me.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 10:22 |
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All the expansion work at Guantanamo is actually just for the eventual Nexus crackdown.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 01:29 |
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Yeah that's not hyperbole.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 01:33 |
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Kurui Reiten posted:Was it this? It's 9:49 AM and yet it seems like a really good time to drink heavily.
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Careful what you ask about in this thread.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 09:50 |
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I know only what google tells me in this matter, thankfully.
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SplitSoul posted:Is there a word for wanting to gently caress anthropomorphic jellyfish, too? Bioware.
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Whatever the Rimworld dev may or may not be loving up, he didn't make the weird sex mods for his game (intentionally), so it's got no place here.
Orv fucked around with this message at 07:57 on Jan 21, 2017 |
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The MSJ posted:Is that a face trying to escape his crotch? It bares the head of a cock.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 11:56 |
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Shut up idiots.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 20:26 |
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Relevant or not, the awful mods thread is not the place for social issues. If someone is stupid about mod ideas, make fun of them. If it spills over into the realm of people getting uptight about social issues, leave it alone.
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Magmarashi posted:The lack of 'quality control' on backer rewards always puzzles me. Someone has to actually go through those submissions to transfer them to the game, you'd honestly think it not that hard to shoot an email to someone telling them 'No, we're not going to add your Nazi OC or some poo poo about how you have issues with women, pick something else you loving grog'. There's zero monetary (or sanity) reason to enforce any sort of quality control or standards over it. You waste the man hours implementing whatever method you have of showing them off, you do a Ctrl+F on submissions to make sure they're not racist hate tirades and you wash your hands of the entire thing.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 03:56 |
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I don't think even the people who pay $Texas for the chance to write their fanfic into a video game would think that fanfic would reflect on the quality of the developers own work. (No you don't need to prove me wrong on this. Please.)
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Then your options are
Pick two.
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