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Jagged Jim posted:He also absolutely hated Hohmann Transfer Orbits for some reason, (For those that don't know, Hohmann Transfer Orbits are one the most efficient methods of traveling between bodies, and KSP values efficiency) so he nerfed Solar Power into oblivion and made all of the batteries ridiculously heavy to try and force you into making inefficient direct transfers instead. That reminds me of the Space Engineers modder that got obsessive about Solar Panels being far too efficient because the game was clearly set in Earth's asteroid belt (pre-Planets) and thus wouldn't get as much power as being on Earth due to the increased distance from the Sun.  He maintained this argument even when a Solar Panel Engineer got in on the discussion and told him how incorrect he was due to rising efficiency in current designs and the like. Solar Panels in the game already produce mere kW of power, barely enough to keep the lights and a few thrusters on, so it's not like they're all too useful to start with.
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Jagged Jim posted:It's... not that bad really. I mean, for a alphabet-soup-body-replacer armor it actually provides protection for the entire body and seems like it would be somewhat practical to wear. Honestly the worst you can really point out about it is maybe the boobplating, and even then it's not obscene GG-cups or something, I guess. I wouldn't quite call it practical, but it certainly at least looks like ceremonial armor.
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Nov 7, 2016 05:49
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Kokoro Wish posted:I would never let my subscription to KROGASM lapse. Fornax is the superior magazine, thank you very much  .(No, really, that's an actual thing in Mass Effect. With specific mention of an interspecies edition featuring the Hanar, jellyfish-like tentacle aliens.)
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Mizuti posted:But since this is the Nexus, some of the user submitted pictures feature characters warped into an equally grotesque entity thanks to their makers' poor tastes. It's both hilarious and terrifying that even when the modders manage a smiling expression on a female face it's the kind where you can see haunted dread behind their eyes begging for help or suicide.
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Nov 12, 2016 05:26
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Gorilla Salad posted:I am reminded of that gif of the naked skydiving lady. Every time that gif pops up, I swear you can hear it blowing raspberries.
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Glagha posted:I never get tired of the dumb Lady Death-cap joke in that comic. I love that dumb joke too, just for coming out of nowhere but fitting so well  .
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Dec 18, 2016 12:20
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:perfecting the "anime waifu drugged into submission" look is very serious business in most large modding communities. Yet somehow they all overshoot and land at an expression begging for a merciful release. 
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Dec 26, 2016 01:18
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Section Z posted:Pros: Their facial expression is less abject horror at their own existence, along with being given a nice proper weapon for the Boston wasteland I dunno, it looks more like "I'm gonna find the fucker that created me and club'em with this loving bat" to me.
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Orv posted:Bioware. Fornax is a respectable publication and I thank you not to besmirch its good name in the galaxy-wide interspecies erotic industry. Furthermore,
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Arcsquad12 posted:This is good, but needs Nobell Gundam. Excuse me, that's clearly War Machine .Schubalts posted:GUNDAM POWER ARMOR No RX-78-02, no deal .
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Jan 5, 2017 02:08
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Drake_263 posted:It's not a mod, but that's only because the game itself is (thankfully) unmoddable and very much fits this thread: Jesus  . All I can hope is the Elite: Dangerous devs are watching this go down and start deliberately spoonfeeding out new details of these Guardians that completely contradicts anything they extrapolate.
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Jan 19, 2017 14:03
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Section Z posted:I am glad to see that Barbie and Gumby finally got married, and had a happy family life complete with children. Well, "Stroke Victim" is a change from "kill me now", I suppose.
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Jan 21, 2017 01:15
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Jagged Jim posted:Save us from Drama Nexus Fallout 4 Hot Files! Nice to know the desire for a release from their suffering transcends gender.
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Jan 21, 2017 10:41
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Slime posted:Sometimes you fix a bug and you have no loving idea how. You did a thing, and somehow everything suddenly works and you have no clue why. I've had code compile twice with no changes beyond a cursory "the gently caress's broken?" glance and go through fine the second time.
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Jan 26, 2017 08:18
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The Lone Badger posted:But... that's all software. I need to detect when a player enters this area. I could create a whole system for it... or just place an invisible rabbit where they'll enter and use the creature code's vision system triggers for when it sees the player.
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Jan 30, 2017 12:27
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Shady Amish Terror posted:Why is Doom modding so good. Doom is one of the technically best-made games that can be easily modded six ways to Sunday and will run on literally anything.
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Gorilla Salad posted:So, seven years ago someone made a GTA mod which had you play as a member of the New South Wales police force. Ah, good old news trying to demonize violent videogames. How we missed you . Also, Channel 7 news is ever-so-slightly a step above poo poo. If only because it's managing to sit on the shoulders of A Current Affair and Good Morning Australia while they sit fully-submerged in the pool of poo poo.I like how they've gotten all of one 'expert' to weigh in on this heinous insult to Aussie cops along with violent acts "too brutal to show".
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McSpanky posted:That modder must be happy as a pig in poo poo, something he did two years ago is getting tons of free exposure on the government/newscorp's dime Yeah, the only thing that'll come from this is a lot of of free downloads for the guy. kirbysuperstar posted:It's not an issue of sensitivity, it's a flailing news show trying to get some of those sweet, sweet tabloid views. Oh, hey now, Seven News is a major respected show on one of our national TV channepffthahahahahaha.
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To be fair, let he who has not removed the ladders from a swimming pool or simply walled a Sim in out of boredom cast the first stone. On the other hand, sweet Jesus Christ .
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Backhand posted:By shotgun, his life was given.
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Mar 2, 2017 16:59
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Moon Slayer posted:You're all wrong, the best Left 4 Dead mod is Left 4 Bazinga, which replaces every texture and sound. You're not supposed to post something known to induce suicide just to MAKE IT STOOPPPP  .
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Oh you fucker, I was not ready for Operatic Whales  .
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Kokoro Wish posted:
That is this girl's kokoro wish.
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Kikas posted:You mean the Cinematic Mod for Half Life 2. And yes, it did feature a fully modeled vagina for Alyx, a LOT more detailed than most of the ones for other games are. It also had post-processing up the rear end and it changed like EVERY model of the game, especially the main characters. Phrasing! Kikas posted:EDIT: Here have a trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWkH9Iz5VLo It's a rehost of the official one they put up. When you see (I assume) the redesigned Alyx at the 2:50 mark, that attempt at a smile turns into a real "Sweet jesus, get me out of here or kill me" expression.
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Arcsquad12 posted:The Nexus happened is what. Moddb is always the place to go for total conversions, while Filefront used to be a nice mix of conversions and skin packs before it died. Nexus just threw all that poo poo together and the nudes bubble to the top And welded the hugbox shut by setting up to ban anyone who said mean nasty things (like constructive criticism) about the Artist's magnificent and perfect works bestowed upon all Player-kind. Thou should not complain about the bloom effects and lore contradictions, for they art part of thy Artists's fruits and thou should be grateful for thy boon of their oversized floppy cocks amidst HD-re-rendered cityscapes.
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Tumblr of scotch posted:Does darkone not know that literally the entire point of 1-5 star ratings is subjectivity? Like, does he go on Yelp and go "Well that's not four-star worthy, the taste of the food is subjective!" when reading through reviews of restaurants? Those cooks did their best and you shouldn't expect the quality of a fancy French Restaurant at some little corner diner. Please don't troll with your 3-star reviews and constructive criticism about how the chips were a little soggy but the meal was otherwise fine. That's the worst kind of trolling and we don't want that here .I feel so dirty now. 
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Rectus posted:https://twitter.com/ChieGuevara/status/863956714856382464/photo/1 My favourite one is this;  There's a big difference between "underslung grenade launcher" and "underslung grenade".
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Kavak posted:Motivation is irrelevant, the point is the only good canon NPC is a dead canon NPC. Preferrably achieved via cannon  .
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Methylethylaldehyde posted:I love the codpiece and neck armor at around 2:12, what the serious gently caress. The Gun... is good. The Alien... is evil!
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I couldn't really tell you why but I always find it hilarious that a scaly monster turned into something vaguely human, even if she still has a monster head, still has perfectly smooth boobs. Even if the rest of her is a hideous, scaly, sharp monster that can be dangerous just kind of standing next to you her breasts will be immaculate. How do you think most modders probably perceive actual women?
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The Cheshire Cat posted:See I feel like it would be more interesting to tell a story based on a society society where resurrection IS fairly commonplace, and what the consequences of that would be, rather than trying to have it mirror historical settings more or less exactly. I think in standard D&D rules there are a few exceptions for even the most powerful resurrection spells (I think the main one is that the person has to WANT to be resurrected for it to work - although I also think death by old age also can't be reversed by resurrection? That one might be a bit fuzzy because of all the various ways people can extend their natural lifespan in that setting so what constitutes "old age" is vague), so it's not like nobody would die ever, but it also means that you can't just kill someone to make your problems go away. It also kind of suggests that if you do kill someone accidentally or in the heat of the moment, the punishment would be a lot less severe than real life. It's sci-fi rather than fantasy, but go read Altered Carbon.
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Yardbomb posted:What the gently caress happened at the end there. Midnight Voyager posted:Old man yelling at the sky and cell phones. I had to think on that one for a minute to get what the logic is, but I think he seems to consider cell phones unholy because they allow everyone to talk to eachother regardless of race. But he's not racist, honest!
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Bethesda didn't learn their lesson from last time, they're trying to make paid mods A Thing  .
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Veotax posted:Apparently there is going to be curation this time though, so maybe it won't be as much of a poo poo show as last time? It was going to be on consoles last time, and curated. It lasted all of about a day or so before getting dropped for good reason.
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Kavak posted:It's not Steam itself doing this and Fallout IV sucks so at most the Skyrim Nexus will turn into a teapot of drama again. If Steam couldn't land it as a general thing for all games, what the gently caress makes you think it's going to work for a single Producer's library? Especially the one with possibly the largest modding community of all?
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Scoss posted:The proof is in the pudding obviously and Bethesda has every opportunity to screw up the execution here, but taken at their word this program honestly seems completely fine to me. This assumes the average mod-maker has a project coder's ethos and not a "done when I feel like it" attitude. Expecting developer-quality milestones and QT is not going to fly when the vast majority of them can't stand any form of criticism and will only release their pretty code baby when they think it's ready. Those stupid developers have NO PLACE expecting an a[u/r]tist to meet project goals and maintain contact with Bethesda to update them on content development pipelines.
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Scoss posted:I'm not sure I see the problem, I mean that seems like a situation that solves itself through the mechanisms of the program. The submission and approval process is the first gate that will filter out anyone who can't put together a coherent and organized project proposal that meets whatever criteria Bethesda is going to lay out for them. If a non-serious developer does manage to get through the approval process, I can't imagine it will take long for their contract to be ended once they start missing milestones and fail to correspond with Bethesda. What's terrible about that? Every modder thinks they're Dev-quality creators and rais a massive stink about not being part of the 'elite 1%' people who are actually capable of being professionals working with the studio.
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Scoss posted:If most modders aren't capable of meeting the professional standards to be a part of the creation club then it sounds to me like Bethesda built it properly. Again, the entire system seems designed to filter out flakes and extend a hand to the people that want to be professional developers. How is that bad? It's not, it's a sensible setup. The problem is it's interacting directly with people who are not sensible, or sane, and will get pretty drat vocal about it .
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