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Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
Since I couldn't find it in the op and I absolutely love this mod:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ou3SkQgvFJw

Man, Pepsiman got weird

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Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
I would like to apologise to this mod author for not remembering and not posting this on the first page

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Aa2K_firtI

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
For the first time and thorough sheer coincidence and no effort of their own, loverslab will do something kinda restrained for once

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Crossposting from the Skyrim thread, in case someone hasn't seen it.

quote:

A Dubstep Spell

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Ok I found that funny tbh

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
Haven't caught up with the thread but I found this post from a while ago and it's kinda great:

Fishstick posted:

No, Quiet has <reasons> she needs that much skin. Replace the Quiet model with a male model and some of these scenes turn hilarious. Bonus if you haven't seen the originals:

"Helicopter": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC0IJhMFLDg
"Rain scene": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87YXRvfMDlM

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
Alright, so I'm gonna play oblivion again but even after installing all the mods that remove female character's clothing and installing a bunch of other sex poo poo I don't feel like there's enough porn in the game. What do I do?

kill yourselfAdult paintings and tapestries

:nws:Seriously, take a look at this thing. It's almost a joke how much porn there is at once (image so you don't need an account) :nws:

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

grancheater posted:

I've yet to see a titty skybox.

The sky's the limit, as they say

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
The awful:

NoMaaM BBB Animation Replacer

:nws:I'm no expert, but I think this is indicative of some disease :nws:

Featuring a classy quote from Al Bundy from the 90's, too.

The Awesome:

BBB Better Bouncing Bread Loafs

Sadly does not feature any gifs or videos, but I imagine it's just some bread with physics to them. Featuring guys in the comment section that did not get the joke and are acting all confused and everything.

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
There's this mod for Skyrim called Perkus Maximus which is some gameplay overhaul with the loving longest description in the world. If you manage to scroll all the way down without getting tired you get the cringiest faq on earth:

quote:

Q: Explain your religous affinity.
A: I believe in the Holy Trinity. Goku is the saviour who sacrificed his life for mankind, returned from the dead to save manking again, and yet displayed forgiveness towards his enemies. Shrek is the embodiment of love and life. And the Helix Fossil is the divine spokesperson, always lending an open ear if you have questions.

Q: What is the final fight in Naruto?
A: Sharingan/Rinnegan Sasuke vs. Sage-of-the-Six-Paths Naruto. Both get their arms ripped off at the end of their fight. Naruto then talks Sasuke out of his rage, he becomes seventh Hokage, NaruHina and SasuSaku are canon.

Q: Hey :3
A: Sorry Q-Girl, not in the mood for jokes about man-woman relationship of any kind right now.
Q: Oh, u got hurt? :3 Come talk 2 me bby, I listen XD
A: No you don't. You're an imaginary character made for the sole purpose of entertaining the people that managed to read this far.
Q: ... :(

Q: Name a few decent bands/ music artists, and give me a song I should check out for each.
A: Celldweller (The Last Firstborn), Slipknot (Vermilion), Katatonia (Wait Outside), Blue Stahli (ULTRAnumb), Sybreed (Challenger), Tesseract (Nocturne), Pendulum (Self vs. Self), Jay Ray (The Great Art of Living)

Q: Name the bestest painter that ever existed
A: Zdzislav Beksinski, hands down.

Q: I am drunk, male, 35, and those ladies from across the table seem to fancy me. What do?
A: Make sure they are actually ladies, then present your pegina.

Q: I want to marry you. Are you single?
A: Yes I am. Are you a guy that redtexts to appear female?
Q: Goddamnit

Q: Will there ever be morningstars in PerMa?
A: If I find the time, yes.

PS Can someone recommend a good mod for a fresh new playthrough of Skyrim?

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Glagha posted:

Yes. Watch Touch the Skyrim. Use all the same mods they do.

I was looking for more "changes to gameplay and perk system" and less "guards are chickens"

Not that chicken guards are unwelcome mind you but you know

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Awesome, thanks. Them's a lot of words but I knew what I was getting into

In the interest of not making GBS threads up the thread too much with my own personal stuff, I would like to point everyone to the awesome Existence 2.0 which is available for all the Fallout games. It adds a radio station which on its own completely alters the ambiance of the game, and is highly recommended

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
Okay I loving hate this. I couldn't even embed the images here for easy mocking/dread because the author deemed it fit to show off his 8 year old waifu in 3840x2160.

On the other hand, I love this



Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

I'm the Dragonborn with the hipster haircut

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Shadowlyger posted:

Read the description.

I did

Methylethylaldehyde posted:

Sooner or later someone is gonna use it for their child-bride mod, or with one of those horrible porno mods. And it'll be a sad day when it happens.

And this is what came next (no pun intended)

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

I'm the stock you could never use because it's a triangle and would dig into your flesh. I'm also the unnecessarily large trigger and redundant iron sights

Actually gently caress it I'm the whole thing

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

What I felt was missing from Deus Ex is a teenager's perspective on politics

edit: the more I watch it the more convinced I am this is a parody

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Kokoro Wish posted:

Why the gently caress would you do this to the Aussaultrons. They're already perfect waifus.

Do assaultrons have female voicefiles or something? I just looked up the original model and just can't wrap my head about how someone would find those things sexy

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

I find joy in the fact that the dialog is like something a robot that found it's way to RuPauls's Drag race would say, with an intonation to match

edit: RoboPaul's drag race; "Gentlebots, start your fusion cores", etc

Furia fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Jul 15, 2017

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Schubalts posted:

I mean...we can just point at Fisto, and say "Yeah. Yeah, somebody would absolutely build these is they had the materials." Those robot raiders even called some of their robots succubi.

Sure, but Fisto is just a repurposed security bot. It was by no means the original the original purpose of the robot itself.

aniviron posted:

As weird as the assaultron thing is, it's A) Well-made and B) In the spirit of the base game, even if it takes it too far. In the context of this thread, that makes it remarkably tame.


"Too many people, not enough resources to go around?! gently caress that poo poo! Add a giant skull in the back! DRIVE UP PRODUCTION COSTS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE! WASTE MORE, MORE! Let's make this war machine intended for mass production as expensive and inconvenient to make as possible!"

Furia fucked around with this message at 10:33 on Jul 15, 2017

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

aniviron posted:

Yeah, Fallout is all about being minimal and practical. :rolleyes:

I mean seriously the first assaultron you will probably meet has the "Surly dame" voice, and says verbatim, "I'm a woooomaaan baby, can't you tell?" When you meet it and ask what kind of robot it is. It's a dumb, impractical mod, but so is the base game.

T51b Power Armor: Infantry armor solution developed by the US government. Features include integrated energy pack, urine recycling system for ease of wear and bulletproof glass on the eye slits to protect soldiers. It's intended use is to provide a single unit solution to tank battalions in the impending (ongoing?) China vs. US war. Power armor was deployed in the US in order to provide crowd control during the pre-war riots and quarantine procedures for the new plague due to it's capacity to protect wearers from the elements.

Fat Man: Weapon developed and deployed in the capital wasteland to test its effectiveness in urban environments. Intended use is to have a high powered elite bombarding device.

FEV: Originally developed as a pan-immunization virus, further tests proved the potential in the creation of super soldiers. This lead to the development of the Forced Evolutionary Virus in Mariposa base, which was continued in an underground vault in the capital wasteland after the great war (not sure which number. It's the GECK one)

Tesla Cannon: Energy based anti-tank weaponry. Despite it's power, it is still as lightweight as a regular laser rifle (or a tribeam one, not sure).

Titty bot: Robot with tits and a giant on skull on the back. No one can explain why.

There's a difference between impracticality through uselessness (titty bot) and impracticality through overkill (fallout). gently caress, the latter is the whole point of vaults.

Furia fucked around with this message at 10:49 on Jul 16, 2017

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Screaming Idiot posted:

Hey, look, I can make disingenuous arguments too.

No point in arguing. Have fun with the tittybot

Furia fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Jul 16, 2017

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

The MSJ posted:

He's white, but literally nothing else is changed? So it's just a white dude with a black family acting really black?

Black CJ, white CJ, furry CJ, robot CJ. Titty CJ, dickgirl CJ, anime CJ, Nazi CJ. Still CJ, still can't follow the drat train.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flnJlNkKGUI

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Agents are GO! posted:

Haha that even took me a second -

"What is it? Some NWS inventory item --" :stare:

Edit: Im also surprised nobodys modded the Pimp-Boy 3 Billion into FO4.

I know right? I thought it was gonna be something to do with the bayoneted rifle that I just wasn't getting and nope

Also the other thing too

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

- 4 types of potions are available via console: Potion of (permanent) masculinization / feminization

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

turn off the TV posted:

The Fallout 4 setting and premise is actually pretty cool, but it's in the hands of Bethesda so uh...

Like, the lore makes it sound like the Commonwealth is pretty populated with a bunch of different towns and cities with the minutemen acting as a regional army. The Institute and the Minutemen have been fighting for a century as the Institute uses its armies of Synths to raid the surface for whatever resources they need, but with the Minutemen collapsing and the Commonwealth fragmenting lots of raiders have moved in and its infrastructure really breaks down. With the Brotherhood showing up you have the potential of having a pretty cool plot about the player deciding what direction the post-war society will develop in, pretty much exactly like New Vegas. The Minutemen are trying to recreate the past, the Brotherhood are trying to control it, and the Institute seems to be focused on making their own way into the future.

Naturally, almost none of this comes up in the game and the plot is fantastically retarded.

I haven't played 4 and I am glad I had the stupid plot twist spoiled for me before because holy poo poo it was dumb.

And you're absolutely right, but that introduces the whole problem of plot continuity vs. player action validation, which is what causes Bethesda to absolutely refuse to provide sequels and instead opt to move the setting to a different region of the US each time.

There's, what, like 36 possibilities for the fallout timeline based on mayor events (the destruction of the enclave mobile base vs. the BOS pentagon, the winner at the battle of Hoover dam, the nuking or not of Colorado and/or California) before Fallout 4? Yet somehow no one has ever heard of this elsewhere in the broad US wasteland and all the interesting implications will never be talked about ever again.

I would love it if either Bethesda picked a timeline of events, or maybe even if Fallout 5 were set in post apocalyptic China instead of America for a change (kudos for diversity and representation), but that would be interesting and fun and require effort so it's not gonna happen.

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
High Resolution Potato



MUH IMMERSHUN!

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

I call your sexism and raise you an adventure time

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
SLAUGHTERFISH 2000



File Info posted:

V2000
Latest version

Description posted:

The Mod everyone has been waiting for has now been released! Ever felt like slapping a guard with a slaughterfish, of course, who hasn't? Well now with the Slaughterfish-2000(TM), brought to you from the makers of Slaughterfish Toothpaste(TM), you can!!

Testimonials:

Bob from Anvil said:
"The first time I slapped a guard with my new Slaughterfish-2000(TM) was the best day of my life, after I regained my consciousness I got up and slapped him again I never felt so a live!"

Henry from Bruma had this to say:
"I love my new Slaughterfish-2000(TM) so much I don't go anywhere without it! Of course my wife left me cause it makes the sheets stink but that's ok as long as I gots my Slaughterfish-2000(TM)!"

John from The Imperial City wants you to know:
"I used to be so bored and lonely before I got my Slaughterfish-2000(TM) but now life is exciting! Running from the guards, paying fines, trying to escape from jail, and on top of all that the cats love me! I'll never be lonely again!"

Unfortunately Turpuli had this comment:
I used to be fat and ugly and all the ladies hated me. After I got my own Slaughterfish-2000(TM) I lost 150 lbs! Sure, I didn't get far from the guards the first few times but look at me running now! All the ladies still avoid me like the plague but I'm completely happy with my precious Slaughterfish-2000(TM). Thanks Slaughterfish-2000(TM)!

The very old lady from Bravil said:
"Oh, not today love, I've just finished my tea!"

As you can tell the Slaughterfish-2000(TM) is exactly what everyone needs!
You would expect to pay $29.95 for a product as fine as this but if you download it now this one time exclusive offer is available to YOU for only one or two mouse clicks! AND if you act fast you will receive a one time only special bonus! A Sheath! This handy sheath made from the finest tin in Tamreil and is great for carrying your slaughterfish when you're taking a break from slapping guards. If you can stop, it's just so much fun!

Disclaimer:
The makers of Slaughterfish-2000(TM) are at no fault for any personal damages that may occur when using this product. Damages include but are not limited to: Guard beatings, Fines, Imprisonment, financial loss, smelling terrible, slimy hands, mockery, or a free breakfast with the Grey Fox.


Side Effects
will include but are not limited to:
Chronic diarrhea, Bacterial Vaginosis, Campylobacter Fetus, Candidiasis, Chancroid, Chlamydia, Condyloma Acuminata, Cytomegalovirus, Enteric Infections, Genital Mycoplasmas, Genital Warts, Giardiasis, Gonorrhea, Granuloma Inguinale, Hepatitis, Herpes, Lymphogranuloma Venereum, Molluscum Contagiosum, Pediculosis Pubis, Pubic Lice(TM), Salmonella, Scabies, Shingellosis, Syphilis, Trichomoniasis, Vaginitis, And More!

Installation:

2 3/4 cups cake flour
1 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
2 teaspoons baking soda
3/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
2 3/4 cups sugar
4 large eggs
2 large egg yolks
1 cup vegetable oil
1 cup sour cream
1 tablespoon vanilla extract
3/4 cup miniature semisweet chocolate chips

This mod is not to be confused with the Monty Python fish slapping sketch!
That sketch is much too silly!

[...]

If you wish to use this mod as part of your mod please consult your practitioner.

If you do not like this mod donations can be made to me.

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
e: nevermind

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
This is all so loving stupid jesus christ

Are the assets at least consistent on some level in appearance and properly integrated into the game or is it just some "load save, get suit" bullshit? That way when it gets inevitably pirates it allows you to expand content with a consistent theme

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
Because if Arthmoor is any indication that team would get in a deadlock over what to name one npc and then dissolve entirely.

To be fully honest that's basically what I expected the creation club to be i.e. outsourced dlc content but apparently they hosed that up already so meh

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

SplitSoul posted:

Why do they always have disproportionately small heads?

Barbies

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Kavak posted:

On that topic, does anyone know more about the Midnight Animal controversy?

No

gently caress me up

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Guy Mann posted:

Sexcom: UTI Defense

Dissapointed you didn't go for IUD defense

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:

Jurassic Park (:nws: for a naked woman in one of the screenshots) for Shadow Warrior Classic imeditaly comes to mind except I don't remember if the Duke 3d version of the mod had the vehicles be accessable.

Why is it anime

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
Playing through the DB quest for the first time I hated babette and was annoyed she remained afterwards

Also I remember playing Dawnguard siding with the vampires and one of the options when her father confronts you is like "I would never do that to Serana" and holy poo poo they really expected me to connect with this character way more than I did

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Max Wilco posted:

:catstare: https://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/...review%3D&pUp=1 (slightly :nws:)

On the bright side, the description shows that mod author did it as a joke and admits that it's stupid. That's a good sign, right?

I mean...To be fully fair...

Would

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Nasgate posted:

Can't talk about Doom ports without a Porche
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRMpNA86e8Q

Holy poo poo I know what I'm doing over the next 5 years

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Furia
Jul 26, 2015

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I'll never understand how people find "firms use existing wealth to generate more wealth" to be some earth shattering revelation

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