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Saint Isaias Boner posted:sorry to hammer the point but what is MASAI supposed to stand for, and can you give a run down on what secretary of state Colin "smuggle anthrax into the UN" Powell did in this author's universe to earn the honor of having a Spacenavy Battle Cruiser named after him? I'm pretty sure I haven't skipped what MASAI stands for, but I'll look. As for Secretary of State Colin Powell having a ship named after him, maybe his deeds have grown exaggerated with time and the future of 2190 views him as some kind of hero?
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Chapter 2 ended on kind of a cliffhanger, I'm pretty excited to learn about the fate of the Galileo!
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Applewhite posted:I'm pretty sure I haven't skipped what MASAI stands for, but I'll look. you might not have missed it but my eyes glazed over. i defer to an expert colemanologist
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Applewhite posted:As for Secretary of State Colin Powell having a ship named after him, maybe his deeds have grown exaggerated with time and the future of 2190 views him as some kind of hero? In 2018, Colin Powell jumped in front of a bimbo and saved Former President and First Man Bill Clinton from the deadly HIV virus.
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 The lioness with the pretty feet had captured her prey. Trunko I hope you're lurking this thread taking notes for The Planet Builders.
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Applewhite posted:A bangin' body and no glaring foot issues? Von's really struck gold here. This corndog vendor really has it all.
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...and the pitch! posted:This corndog vendor really has it all. Minor foot issues I can tolerate, but glaring foot issues are a dealbreaker for me.
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lol if you're getting your gently caress on and you can recite that bullshit i guess that's spacenavy operator level training though
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:lol if you're getting your gently caress on and you can recite that bullshit To be fair, leaving all the alarms and flashing lights going would probably kill the mood.
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Chapter 5: Oops... the Ball In which Cat Usama Bin Laden makes captyain O' Malley an offer he can't refuse.   Aw, gee, when you put it that way...
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I hope we get back to the foot inspection soon. I mean, we know that they're acceptable or otherwise up to code, but are they shipshape?? I'm barely hanging on to m y seet here!! e:also, the cateman gets a gun and the hoomans have to fight with staplers?? this is unfair.
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Ork of Fiction posted:I hope we get back to the foot inspection soon. I mean, we know that they're acceptable or otherwise up to code, but are they shipshape?? I'm barely hanging on to m y seet here!! No wonder we lost the war.
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