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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Mid Term Report Cards: Grade Your Dumb NFL Team
 
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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Shangri-Law School posted:

Team: Detroit Lions

Record through 8 games: 4-4

Offensive grade: B

Defensive grade: F-

Special Teams grade: B

Coaching grade: C-

Overall grade: C

Most outstanding/surprising players(3): Matthew Stafford, Travis Swanson, Kerry Hyder

Most disappointing players(3): Ziggy Ansah, Haloti Ngata... :sigh: ... DeAndre Levy

Short summary: When Matthew Stafford plays perfectly, the Lions win. There is nothing else keeping them afloat. The defense is the worst in football and the running game has been less than anemic since Ameer Abdullah went on IR. A lot of other people are on IR too. Ironically, the most vulnerable position the Lions had entering the season, wide receiver (all four of them!), has not had any trouble with injuries... for now.

I would replace Levy with Decker just because I don't think it's fair to call a guy who hasn't played disappointing.

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