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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Team: Houston Texans
Record through 8 games: 5-3
Offensive grade: C+ at home, F on road
Defensive grade: curved up B
Special Teams grade: B-
Coaching grade: B
Overall grade: C
Most outstanding/surprising players(3): Will Fuller V, Jedeveon Clowney, Lamar Miller
Most disappointing players(3): road Brock Osweiler, DeAndre Hopkins, Brian Cushing
Short summary: The Texans are a team of contrasts. At home, we're an exciting, fun team to watch. On the road, we are gar-bagé. J.J. Watt is out for the season, so our defense is playing on a tightrope. Regardless, we have a winning record and lead our division. Am I disappointed in my team? Yes, I expected us to at least compete in our road games. The Texans still control their destiny and I'm still not counting out an 11-5 record, but c'mon you guys, make some plays outside of Houston!

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