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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Yodzilla posted:

Finally a good primetime game

you may want to sit down

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

PrinceRandom posted:

Why did my TV change to this from baseball... I didn't touch my remote

the ghost of joe buck compels you

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Kalli posted:

I hope the Eagles go up by 3 TD's and a Cowboys fan gets so mad he whips a dildo onto the field.

I would read this fanfic

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

I don't even know where my remote is to change it... I'm trapped in nfce hell

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

FuriousxGeorge posted:

Wentzylvania.

the ultimate make believe swing state

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

axeil posted:

I feel guilty about drinking Yuengling now that the owners have given a full throated endorsement of the American Hitler.

They were union busting long before this, should have been a hint. Don't mix beer or sports with politics though, seriously.

Sarah Problem
Sep 24, 2002

Because, if you confess with your mouth that Witten is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved

Let the NFC East clown ball commence!

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

axeil posted:

I feel guilty about drinking Yuengling now that the owners have given a full throated endorsement of the American Hitler.

drink what you've already got, just don't buy more imo

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Qwijib0 posted:

the ghost of joe buck compels you

Did he finally die from his hair plug addiction?

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

the new one is real bad

Carrie Underwood trying to put her own spin of Faiths version was horrible. And the graphics were bizarre, it was just her on a stage. This one is weird but at least it gets back to showing the players somewhat.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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I love this Tecmo Bowl commercial.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

PrinceRandom posted:

I don't even know where my remote is to change it... I'm trapped in nfc hell

Look, we're gonna get through this together. Focus on the clownball and breathe

I mean you already know how the World Series ends so you might as well stick around :smith:

NattyBo
Sep 20, 2004

Football Team.

a new study bible! posted:

Kirk Cousins is a fraud

I'll take a fraud on pace for 5k yard season over the garbage I've seen come and go since Brad Johnson

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Chokes McGee posted:

you may want to sit down

Nothing will ever top 2016 Week 7 Cards-Hawks. Nothing.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Chokes McGee posted:

Wow read this as "whips a dildo out on the field"

that'd... that'd be some protest

Do you think Dez could have one of these hidden behind a goalpost?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3eCHzFGXLg

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

I only buy beers from brewers who support Dr. Jill Stein

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

axeil posted:

Carrie Underwood trying to put her own spin of Faiths version was horrible. And the graphics were bizarre, it was just her on a stage. This one is weird but at least it gets back to showing the players somewhat.

definitely the last version for a while featuring cards.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Silly Burrito posted:

Did he finally die from his hair plug addiction?

we're not that lucky

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

axeil posted:

Carrie Underwood trying to put her own spin of Faiths version was horrible. And the graphics were bizarre, it was just her on a stage. This one is weird but at least it gets back to showing the players somewhat.

I involuntarily wince when Eli walks across the screen going ooohhh directly into the camera

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Chokes McGee posted:

Wow read this as "whips a dildo out on the field"

that'd... that'd be some protest

Students at University of Texas carried dildos to protest guns on campus

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

NattyBo posted:

I'll take a fraud on pace for 5k yard season over the garbage I've seen come and go since Brad Johnson

Kirk having a 5k season and not winning the division would be peak mid-aughts Saints.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I involuntarily wince when Eli walks across the screen going ooohhh directly into the camera

wow dont be so ableist

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

I think I have an ear infection and feel like poo poo and cant go to a doctor until tomorrow but watching this game will probably be the worst part of my night

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

axeil posted:

Nothing will ever top 2016 Week 7 Cards-Hawks. Nothing.

Well no but that's kind of an unfair scale

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I involuntarily wince when Eli walks across the screen going ooohhh directly into the camera

We need a GIF of that except he keeps going by on infinite loop going "oooohhh" like the video of the kid's reaction from someone getting dissed

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Kalli posted:

Do you think Dez could have one of these hidden behind a goalpost?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3eCHzFGXLg

This has got to be a metaphor for something with today's games.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

I don't want to write Redskins because duh, and writing Washington every time is awkward. Can I write "skins" or is that bad, too?

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Ezekiel Elliot is gonna murder us.

NattyBo
Sep 20, 2004

Football Team.
Let's go the Eagles....bitch?

Ugh no just feels wrong. Lets go the metor, bitch

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

blue squares posted:

I don't want to write Redskins because duh, and writing Washington every time is awkward. Can I write "skins" or is that bad, too?

I write Skins because everyone has skin :unsmith:

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Holy poo poo Dallas always starts with the ball. I love it. We win more coin tosses than Hillary Clinton v Bernie Sanders

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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axeil posted:

Kirk having a 5k season and not winning the division would be peak mid-aughts Saints.

Getting 5,000 yards isn't even that big of a deal anymore, and it should be. Drew just made it seem common.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

NFC East

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
AND WE'RE OFF :laffo:

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Chokes McGee posted:

You see, it's appropriate because this game will be something out of Taro Yoko's worst fever dreams

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





IT BEGINS

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

blue squares posted:

Holy poo poo Dallas always starts with the ball. I love it. We win more coin tosses than Hillary Clinton v Bernie Sanders

Lol they fumbled the kickoff.


Aw recovered.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
YES

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Dumbass takes ball out of endzone and that happens.

aarstar
Mar 7, 2004
Clownball go!

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Sarah Problem
Sep 24, 2002

Because, if you confess with your mouth that Witten is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved

Clown ball begins :getin:

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