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qirex: Feb 15, 2001

anyone who thinks the razr isn't a garbage phone never tried to send a text on one

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# ? May 5, 2024 03:21

Wrath of the Bitch King: May 11, 2005; Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

i didn't have much of a problem with mine back in the day when t9 was king

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Cybernetic Vermin: Apr 18, 2005

still miss my m600i. the iphone coming around was for the best, but i did really like this one, the tilting keys with two letters on each made for some very quick typing

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The Leck: Feb 27, 2001

Valeyard posted:

real phones have curves

# ? Nov 1, 2016 17:53

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

qirex posted:

anyone who thinks the razr isn't a garbage phone never tried to send a text on one

i don't think i ever texted back then. but i liked how the phone slid in and out of my pocket.

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Satellit3: Oct 21, 2008

i had one of those neon blue razr knockoffs. icant seem to remember who made it or what it was called.

# ? Nov 1, 2016 19:36

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Jonny 290 posted:

that red/orange dot matrix display is sexy as god drat gently caress

# ? Nov 1, 2016 19:53

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

qirex posted:

anyone who thinks the razr isn't a garbage phone never tried to send a text on one

t9 texting sucked balls on every phone

# ? Nov 1, 2016 20:13

Star War Sex Parrot: Oct 2, 2003

you know, that phone that LG accused Apple of copying in order to create the iPhone...in 4 months

# ? Nov 1, 2016 20:18

Star War Sex Parrot: Oct 2, 2003

sorry, that's a newer Prada. this is the one LG says Apple ripped off:

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carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

in b4 fishmech arrives to destory the thread

it was neat tho

# ? Nov 1, 2016 20:27

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

carry on then posted:

in b4 fishmech arrives to destory the thread

it was neat tho

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# ? Nov 1, 2016 20:31

Perplx: Jun 26, 2004; Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma; Lipstick Apathy

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

sorry, that's a newer Prada. this is the one LG says Apple ripped off:

functioned just like an iPhone too, minus multitouch, wifi, webrowser, QWERTY keyboard and maps

# ? Nov 1, 2016 21:48

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQnVOrQMjOc

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poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

echinopsis posted:

that red/orange dot matrix display is sexy as god drat gently caress

# ? Nov 2, 2016 15:49

trilljester: Dec 7, 2004; The People's Tight End.

I had one of these before I got the Sony Walkman phone.

# ? Nov 2, 2016 19:45

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

trilljester posted:

I had one of these before I got the Sony Walkman phone.

did u SideTalk^TM?

# ? Nov 2, 2016 20:10

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

quote:

This lovechild of Samsung and Bang & Olufsen sold for $2,000 in 2007 and sported a slick-looking design that defied logic. The Serenata chucked the conventional QWERTY keyboard, software keypad, and numerical key concepts entirely in lieu of an iPod-like wheel you rotated to dial numbers, text message, and navigate the user interface, effectively kicking users back to the days of the rotary dial.

Also contrary to conventional design, the wheel was positioned above a small 2.24-inch LCD, so inevitably, users� hands covered the screen and partially obstructed view while they �wheeled� around. And to add insult to injury, the Serenata completely lacked a camera. So while audio fidelity via the integrated speaker may have been top-notch � we�d expect nothing less from the Danish audio company � there was very little else to recommend the Serenata.

quote:

The �gesture recognition� strikes us as pure gimmick: shake the unit, and unread messages pop onscreen. Spin it to jump to a random music track...Says Google 24/7 blog editor Seth Weintraub: �It makes the Microsoft Kin look like a beauty pageant winner.�

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Cybernetic Vermin: Apr 18, 2005

NoneMoreNegative posted:

did u SideTalk^TM?

those were the days, when phones were different enough that one made fun of the most different ones. these days you just have to wait and see whether it explodes to determine what kind it is

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Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

the kin two was so good i bought another one for ten dollars on ebay

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Lain Iwakura: Aug 5, 2004; The body exists only to verify one's own existence.; Taco Defender

the e71 was the best symbian phone nokia made

also i have an n90 somewhere

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Wrath of the Bitch King: May 11, 2005; Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

the motorala e815 is still my favorite phone ever

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:35

Hed: Mar 31, 2004; Fun Shoe

3 circuit boards with mechanical coupling == 3x the fuckups

# ? Nov 3, 2016 01:42

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

qirex posted:

I'm digging the color scheme tho

# ? Nov 3, 2016 14:51

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

sorry, that's a newer Prada. this is the one LG says Apple ripped off:

Not at this distance, your honor.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 14:54

Cybernetic Vermin: Apr 18, 2005

iphone hardware wasn't that surprising though really, functioning software was a huge innovation in that industry however. the hardware was mostly just nicely done, no excess of unnecessary buttons, but got convenient stuff in like the mute button and a full-size headphone jack

i still think the apple car would have been a great idea if they had followed the same route, license a real car from a real company, then do actually workable software and ux for all the in-car stuff

# ? Nov 3, 2016 15:47

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

a full-size headphone jack

how the mighty have fallen

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Wild EEPROM: Jul 29, 2011; oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

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JAY ZERO SUM GAME: Oct 18, 2005; Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.

Wild EEPROM posted:

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Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

maniacdevnull posted:

I'm digging the color scheme tho

agreed. too many products are monochromatic these days. bring back the imac colors imo

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Space-Pope: Aug 13, 2003; by zen death robot

Wild EEPROM posted:

didnt this never come out or something?

# ? Nov 3, 2016 21:16

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

it was never a product. they combined the parts from two different phones to make a special one for the movie

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poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

iphone hardware wasn't that surprising though really, functioning software was a huge innovation in that industry however. the hardware was mostly just nicely done, no excess of unnecessary buttons, but got convenient stuff in like the mute button and a full-size headphone jack

i still think the apple car would have been a great idea if they had followed the same route, license a real car from a real company, then do actually workable software and ux for all the in-car stuff

its called a tesla

# ? Nov 3, 2016 21:18

Maximum Leader: Dec 5, 2014

best phone

sony ericsson had the best phones. this beauty would last FOREVER on acharge & play music and 3g and whatever else

# ? Nov 3, 2016 22:00

Zam Wesell: Mar 22, 2009; [Zam is suddenly shot in the neck by a toxic dart; Anakin and Obi-Wan see a "rocket-man" take off and fly away, and Zam dies]

trilljester posted:

I had one of these before I got the Sony Walkman phone.

i had this as well. came with a dope rear end dj club manager sim game thing.

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LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

Suspicious posted:

seriously the goatse of phone porn

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jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

# ? Nov 4, 2016 05:36

Wrath of the Bitch King: May 11, 2005; Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

i'm the dedicated facebook button

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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

jony ive aces posted:

the incredible stupidity of OEMs combined with the herculean hubris of an over-valuated website manifest by sweat and silicon.

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Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

iphone hardware wasn't that surprising though really, functioning software was a huge innovation in that industry however. the hardware was mostly just nicely done, no excess of unnecessary buttons, but got convenient stuff in like the mute button and a full-size headphone jack

i still think the apple car would have been a great idea if they had followed the same route, license a real car from a real company, then do actually workable software and ux for all the in-car stuff

well, if you ignore that it was set into the edge of the case so many headphones wouldn't actually fit without a dongle

# ? Nov 4, 2016 20:04

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