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Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Why is the Water-type starter also always Clown-type?

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Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Endorph posted:

those aren't the actual evos

Alright, I'm no pokexpert

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Dishonoured is fun thanks to the Blink power

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Ah yes, it always comes back to circumcision

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Lizard Wizard has inspired me to play XCOM 2 as well, please let me know if you want a spot on my squad, we are a vibrant, exciting, fun, fresh company looking for enthusiastic volunteers to help us kill aliens and alien-lovers

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011






Pardon the nicknames

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011



They are so screwed

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Rooftop ambush







Don't expect any hilarious soldier deaths, I'm not too bad at XCOM 2

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011




Goons can't aim for poo poo


Lizard Wizard isn't even looking at his target

gently caress it












:shrug:

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Steam crashed and won't let me go online anymore, so I can't salvage my mods and continue playing. But here are some goons I managed to add before that happened.






I don't know when we'll see these fine gents in my game, but hopefully soon!

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Lizard Wizard posted:

I'm confused, did I die?

No, you've never been better

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

There we go

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011


New mission.


Sending humanity's best.


Lizard Wizard manages to not miss a 95% shot.


Good damage.


Dr Cheeto checking for a pulse... But it's too late for that Sectoid.


Hanzo steel cuts through ADVENT flesh like scissors through cloth.


Easy victory.


More goons join the Goon Squad.


Our new arrivals (and Lizard Wizard) are ready for the next mission.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Well here's an XCOM 2 update: one or some of my mods bugged out and crashed the game, and now I can't load the game with the Goon Squad anymore :(

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

What iconic items are they promising?

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

I started watching a Dark Dreams Don't Die Let's Play, and the game is very intriguing, but now that I know that there will probably never be a conclusion I'm debating whether or not I should continue to get invested... Like, what's on the page right now is good and all, but knowing that the ending is guaranteed to be unsatisfying...

(Hehe like sex with a goon hehe)

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

There's a Strategic View that might be less taxing in your machine, I dunno

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

This video always cheers me up (from the game glitch thread)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D37TurCx_IA

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

The video game equivalent of Alvin and the chipmunks, no and thank you

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Hey, set dungeons in Diablo III suuuuck, I have never been this frustrated with a game before!!

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

I'm going to restart my XCOM 2 Goon Squad game. I took the time to redo some of the soldiers, too. Note that there's plenty of room on my squad, if there are any more volunteers. (We need more women characters)








Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011







Okay, I really gotta start playing the game now.

First mission roster: Dr "Euphoric" Cheeto, Za "Angel" Phiel, Pre "Precision" Cision, and Tap "Cowabunga" My Mountain.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Mission start!



Our first victims.



They get blown up by Tap My Mountain's frag grenade.


Second group of victims.




A catalogue of misses.


They don't miss Precision, though. (Irony!)


Dr Cheeto, please don't miss a point-blank shot...


Thank God.




Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011


Dr Cheeto shows off his katana, impressing women everywhere.


There's Tap My Mountain, drinking alone.


New mission! Due to Pre Cision's grave injuries, we must find a replacement. Video "Super" Games is just the man we need.


Our mission is to destroy this device. It's transferring evil alien data or something, I dunno.


But first, we spot this playground nearby.


Goon Squad quickly moves in to secure the playground.



We find ourselves surrounded by xenos (i.e. aliens).


One makes the mistake of hiding behind a propane tank.



Dr Cheeto's PhD in Applied Science is well served here.


It's a bit of an awkward angle, but Za Phiel takes out the alien data device thing.




Then we mop up.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

CrashCat posted:

On the other hand, this is the company that charges $20 for mobile games

Honestly, mobile games in general seem very underpriced, it's an unusual phenomenon

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Face cams are bad

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

CJacobs posted:

I watch let's plays while I play games that don't require much thought like TF2 or games I've played for a fuckbillion hours like the Dark Souls games. It's good training for splitting my attention while also being entertained!

I can listen to podcasts while playing games like that because that's just audio, I don't know how you're able to watch two things at once though!

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

I hate nerds :mad:

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Dogs are good people, cats are bad people.

Birds aren't people

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Would that be like Poison or like Regen?

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

How did they film that :stare:

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

The second-to-last boss in Dark Souls 3 is one of my favourite in the series

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Dark Souls 2 should've kept the same number of bosses but turned half of them into minibosses, by having them still in the same location except no fog door and less health.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

The only strictly bad anime I can think of are those anime girl avatars Internet shitheads on Twitter and YouTube and the like have for whatever reason.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Hurray for skeleton!, therefore skeleton ahead

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

tap my mountain posted:

I still like the usage of "Beanpole?" next to one of the lifts in Orn+Smo's room

Beanpole ahead, therefore Be wary of fatty

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

I'm stressed out too, and I'm Canadian.

On the plus side it'll be one more thing for me to be unfairly smug about, but on the other hand Jesus gently caress :(

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

CJacobs posted:

If you are feeling stressed by the election, come chill out and watch me play bloodborne instead, you deserve it!

:yeah:

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

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Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

I played binding of Isaac while listening to a comedy podcast, maybe it'll work for you too?

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