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Sneezing is really pleasant and fun !
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 15:53 |
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# ? May 17, 2024 19:55 |
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Been doing this since as far back as elementary school, walking outside and seeing the sun and sneezing multiple times. Could do it by looking at a lamp as well when I was little.basic hitler posted:Yeah I have this. Not kidding, I've wanted to be a pilot most of my young life. My eyes are hosed, but surgery can fix that. Surgery can't fix uncontrollable sneezing when initially exposed to bright light. Mind, it doesn't last. I see the sun, or something bright, I sneeze once or twice, and it's over, but this apparently means I can never be a pilot. Isn't that cool? This weird thing where bright light just makes me lose my poo poo and blow snot everywhere, disqualifies me from like, the one job i ever wanted. I can recall a couple hairy spots over the years of driving in fast, heavy traffic on a really sunny day and, whoops sun in my eyes, enjoy chain sneezing 5-6 times. Can't keep your eyes open while you sneeze so you just do your best not to crash into anybody between sneezes.
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 16:15 |
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does sneezing really debilitate some people that much? i only blink my eyes for a fraction of a second, and multiple sneezes are delayed enough for me to never lose situational awareness. the idea of getting in a wreck over some sneezes seems silly to me.
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 16:28 |
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Yeah the buildup is very distracting and the sneeze is explosive. Lucky you.
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 16:48 |
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I am completely debilitated by sneezing.
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 16:52 |
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Wow is this the safe space for photic sneezers? I'm... home...
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 17:28 |
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Is it true that if you sneeze in a lady's puss she's gonna have an aneurysm, or is that an urban legend ?
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 17:33 |
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I was taking a piss next to a very drunk man once, and he sneezed and poo poo his pants due to the sneeze. I was working at the bar and it was his 50th birthday party and his wife, kids and entire family was there. Welp that's my story
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 17:55 |
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Clamps McGraw posted:I was taking a piss next to a very drunk man once, and he sneezed and poo poo his pants due to the sneeze. I was working at the bar and it was his 50th birthday party and his wife, kids and entire family was there. Welp that's my story That's a great story. What happened then?
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 17:57 |
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It happens to me more specifically right after I've eaten, especially something salty like fries. If I dine in at Wendy's it's pretty much a guaranteed sneezing fit when I leave.
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 18:07 |
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Yup yup. Photo-sensitive sneezer since as long as I can recall.
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 18:19 |
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i think i'm about six miles from the closest guaranteed horse, OP, and i could probably eat about a hundred grapes without significant discomfort
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# ? Nov 2, 2016 18:36 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:i think i'm about six miles from the closest guaranteed horse, OP, and i could probably eat about a hundred grapes without significant discomfort i think any number of grapes over like ~20 would upset my acid reflux a little ya know, same reason i don't really drink much wine
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 01:52 |
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I sneeze between 1-7 times every time I wake up.
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 02:04 |
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I got this and whenever I'm on my motorcycle I'm mildly afraid it's going to trigger and while I'm sneezing I'm going to accidentally veer into oncoming traffic.
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 02:20 |
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every week when I got outside I sneeze and I can't see and it's miserable and itchy
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 02:27 |
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Prude posted:The condition affects 18 to 35% of the population in the United States,[2] poll posted:Yes, I am an ACHOO Victim 62 68.13% 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 04:00 |
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Necc0 posted:🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 Two theories: As I said on page one, we've been purposefully misled by the medical elite to believe we were powerless to act, but now it is clear our time is at hand!! Alternatively: SA isn't just the United States, maybe there's somehow a way significantly higher saturation of ACHOO Amigos in Europe or something. e; third theory: goons as a sample group are just a bunch of overly sneezy shitters
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 04:07 |
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I enjoy sneezing and have ACHOO, I actively seek out opportunities to sneeze if I feel a photon hitting just the right spot
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 04:08 |
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Decebal posted:Is it true that if you sneeze in a lady's puss she's gonna have an aneurysm, or is that an urban legend ? The bigger question in the context of this thread is, why does your lady friend have a spotlight up her hooch?
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 04:10 |
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my optic nerve be all like "ZAP! pupillary light reflex motherfucker!" and my sinus nerve be all like "ugh"
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 04:12 |
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cool thing to say to someone in our community (but only okay if you're one of us): "sneeze" you later!!
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 04:17 |
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I'm Sneezus, praise me children.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 00:34 |
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23andme said this about the photic sneeze reflex for me: "you are not likely to sneeze when suddenly exposed to bright sunlight. 68% of customers who are genetically similar to you don't sneeze when exposed to bright sunlight." I'm not genetically broken.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 00:59 |
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I've this, OP. I keep sunglasses close at hand.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 01:06 |
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Yeah, if I need to sneeze I look at a bright light source to bring it on. It's great.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 01:42 |
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RaceBannon posted:I'm not genetically broken. Frankly sneezing as a reflex shows alacrity and adaptability, so maybe actually you are super hosed up and your stat build is poo poo, ever think about that?
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 15:55 |
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i think i might buy some grapes today and test my limit
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 16:03 |
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i think i might buy some grapes today and test my limit how far did you go??
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 04:40 |
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Prude posted:how far did you go?? I got 2 grapes into my nose but it didn't make me sneeze... I think I'm ok op???
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 06:40 |
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Yeah, but it's OK because the sneeze momentary distracts me from the burning heat in the parking lot
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 07:51 |
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I am and it's the best. Most people live their lives knowing what's it's like to want to sneeze and not be able to, I don't have that problem. Only downside is if I've been hanging out in the dark and have to walk into broad daylight, I'll sneeze a few times sometimes. That doesn't happen too often so it's basically all wins. It even works at night, I just have to find a certain angle with a street light or something and I'm gold
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 08:18 |
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The sun makes me sneeze, not all the time but it does, all my life. Sometimes when I feel like I need to sneeze I look towards a bright light to help me. It feels good to use the sun to sneeze sometimes.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 08:27 |
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I'm not allowed to sneeze anymore.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 11:01 |
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sneezing is a good and safe christian hobby no guilt, no regrets
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 11:09 |
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Yes I am sir. Feels good.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 13:38 |
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Tace Vim posted:sneezing is a good and safe christian hobby I dunno, your heart technically "stopping" for a moment each time seems a little satanic you know??
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 23:26 |
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For me it's staying up more than 24 hours makes me sneeze. That and cats.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 11:44 |
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Tace Vim posted:sneezing is a good and safe christian hobby dad gay so what homage thread idea: I can't stop sneezing
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 14:07 |
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# ? May 17, 2024 19:55 |
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Photic sneeze crew Pro tip make sure you keep kleenex in your car
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 15:28 |