Please write in: Ed Balls

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Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Why would I want a communist dip poo poo as my president OP? How bout you go get a job instead of bothering us working adults.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:00

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# ? May 13, 2024 16:19

LGD: Sep 25, 2004

Feminasty Slut posted:

Its not voting for Hillary that I find offensive. Its the fact that its supposed to be something I do without dry heaving and drinking myself to death.

That's basically it, plus the certain knowledge that we're going to hear "but think how much worse it would be if Trump had won!" as justification for literally anything lovely her administration does.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:01

interwhat: Jul 23, 2005; it's kickin in dude

a bone to pick posted:

I'm not sure why this guy got probied, if you write-in someone who is not running that is literally a wasted vote, they will disregard it. OP is a loving retard.

You're not going to change the world by, quite literally, throwing your vote away.

You sure followed suit by reading the thread, I later acknowledged he's not a valid write in my state and now I'm deeply disturbed. I may be a retard but at least I read. Keep the forums great again!

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:04

interwhat: Jul 23, 2005; it's kickin in dude

Dave_Indeed posted:

Why would I want a communist dip poo poo as my president OP? How bout you go get a job instead of bothering us working adults.

Here we go :rolleyes:

Voting against the patriot act and not wanting to take guns from people are very much not communist. How's the job going at the camo hat factory going, professor?

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:06

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

i worked in a factory when i voted for him in the primary. i felt like i was RPing a real revolutionary but then i got fired and bernie dropped out, and the fantasy died, and my soul, and my heart, and will to live.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:07

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

No thank you. I plan on voting for Hillary Clinton.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:08

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

if bernie were a communist with him we would have full employment, unfortunately he's just a social democrat who calls himself a democratic socialist

this is a PSA message from Friends of Don't Degrade the Language of Political Science, Political Science is Already lovely Enough

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:08

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

glowstick party tonight posted:

if bernie were a communist with him we would have full employment, unfortunately he's just a social democrat who calls himself a democratic socialist

this is a PSA message from Friends of Don't Degrade the Language of Political Science, Political Science is Already lovely Enough

you're probably okay with using 'liberal' to describe the american left though

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:09

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

glowstick party tonight posted:

if bernie were a communist with him we would have full employment, unfortunately he's just a social democrat who calls himself a democratic socialist

this is a PSA message from Friends of Don't Degrade the Language of Political Science, Political Science is Already lovely Enough

oh no instead of being something dumb he's something good. This changes everything lol

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:09

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

basic hitler posted:

you're probably okay with using 'liberal' to describe the american left though

no I'm quite liberal with railing against the use of the word liberal because it doesn't mean poo poo in TYOOL 2016

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:10

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

glowstick party tonight posted:

no I'm quite liberal with railing against the use of the word liberal because it doesn't mean poo poo in TYOOL 2016

gently caress i can't disagree with this

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:11

interwhat: Jul 23, 2005; it's kickin in dude

You guys are leaving out the first "i" in lieberal

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:14

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Strep Vote posted:

I already did, but you just made me retroactively embarrassed to have done so.

Same.

(Editorial: I am p sure he's not valid for a write in in my state, but gently caress it, it's the principle of the matter. When the next 4 years are thoroughly hosed up and at their darkest, I'll have the small moral Victory of knowing I voted, but not for either of these two retards)

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:15

AugmentedVision: Feb 17, 2011; by exmarx

The Bananana posted:

Same.

(Editorial: I am p sure he's not valid for a write in in my state, but gently caress it, it's the principle of the matter. When the next 4 years are thoroughly hosed up and at their darkest, I'll have the small moral Victory of knowing I voted, but not for either of these two retards)

You didn't vote though

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:16

ManDingo: Jun 1, 2001

God I can't wait to gently caress Hillary Clinton.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:20

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

AugmentedVision posted:

You didn't vote though

A technicality, friend. I made my voice heard. It is not my fault the beurocratic machine chose to ignore me.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:22

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

Yeah, so look, i am a defiant guy, i want to spite the system, but here's what happens when you write in an invalid ballot: it's checked against vallot write-ins, and it's tossed out when it doesn't match anything, by somebody who 100% does not know or give a gently caress about your struggle to mail-in a ballot or show up to your polling place angrily yelling at a cloud

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:24

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

basic hitler posted:

Yeah, so look, i am a defiant guy, i want to spite the system, but here's what happens when you write in an invalid ballot: it's checked against vallot write-ins, and it's tossed out when it doesn't match anything, by somebody who 100% does not know or give a gently caress about your struggle to mail-in a ballot or show up to your polling place angrily yelling at a cloud

But now when something bad happens he can say "see!" and everyone around him will like him less

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:26

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Michael Bayleaf posted:

But now when something bad happens he can say "see!" and everyone around him will like him less

Haha

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:27

Strep Vote: May 5, 2004; أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

basic hitler posted:

Yeah, so look, i am a defiant guy, i want to spite the system, but here's what happens when you write in an invalid ballot: it's checked against vallot write-ins, and it's tossed out when it doesn't match anything, by somebody who 100% does not know or give a gently caress about your struggle to mail-in a ballot or show up to your polling place angrily yelling at a cloud

And I'm fine with that. This is the reality we must accept to truly ascend to the next spiritual plane.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:28

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

Hillary's ground game needs to step the gently caress up and make writing in Jeb! go viral.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:32

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

gently caress off OP you're dumb

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:32

interwhat: Jul 23, 2005; it's kickin in dude

At least showing up, you have the opportunity to vote on the ballot items. It's extremely important to me that I see a rubber on every dick I see in porn. For the kids ya know?

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:34

King Vidiot: Feb 17, 2007; You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

I never write in anything but blood or urine. It makes voting a lot harder and I don't know that they're counting my votes but it's my personal choice as an American

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:36

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

ManDingo posted:

God I can't wait to gently caress Hillary Clinton.

bill cuckton

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# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:39

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Writing in Bernie sounds like a good way to make sure Trump ends up in the white house.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:40

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

I'd rather vote for Barack H. Obama.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:40

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I heard somewhere that "Bernie Sanders" is not a valid cast. You have to use his real name, Bernard Sanders. True or false?

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:42

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

Gaunab posted:

Writing in Bernie sounds like a good way to make sure Trump ends up in the white house.

i respect pointlessly writing in whatever you want over this opinion

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:42

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

if you vote for anyone but the big two parties but aren't comitted to fighting for ranked-choice voting, you're dumb and full of poo poo

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:43

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

abolish the electoral college, implement a STV system, make the fillibuster illegal

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:46

Blunderstorm: Mar 1, 2016; my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

bernie is a cuck bitch that got pegged by hillary even after everyone found out the dems conspired against him. he just rolled with it like a bitch.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:47

Blunderstorm: Mar 1, 2016; my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

ill be writing in dwayne "the rock" johnson

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:48

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

he hosed up real bad by being an old that didn't understand the potential significance of an email

# ? Nov 3, 2016 00:50

reallivedinosaur: Jun 13, 2012; Ogdober subrise! XDDD

interwhat posted:

Just do it. If enough of us do it, it won't be giving a vote away to A or B party. If enough of us do it we will be standing up to this broken system! And as a Bonus, if anyone asks you, you can proudly announce you helped bring it all down!

Think about it, you could change the world.

Edit: is he a valid write in anywhere?

if enough people write him in in california and then it goes to the house he could win!

# ? Nov 3, 2016 01:56

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

i already voted in our robo-slave future, for robo sanders

# ? Nov 3, 2016 02:02

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

I liked Bernie Sanders more the first time he ran in 2008 under the name Mike Gravel.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 02:03

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

The One That Got Away

# ? Nov 3, 2016 02:05

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

Kuato posted:

I liked Bernie Sanders more the first time he ran in 2008 under the name Mike Gravel.

Mike Gravel owned, way funnier angry old man that wants single payer than Bernie

# ? Nov 3, 2016 02:10

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Strep Vote: May 5, 2004; أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

glowstick party tonight posted:

Mike Gravel owned, way funnier angry old man that wants single payer than Bernie

Mike Gravel was a magnificent beast.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 02:12

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