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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:disavow trump and be sufficiently ~contrite~ about it or we'll permaban you if he loses Feminasty Slut posted:I don't think this got quoted and laughed at enough yet. Jesus Christ lmao Because we're all real concerned about the results in PA, lmao: 
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There are no polls and no facts, there are only opinions, and mine is the loudestFeminasty Slut posted:The funny thing to me is that Abeula isn't leading by like 30 points. She's fighting to win an election against a literal clown. She must really suck. Knight has issued a correction as of 16:49 on Nov 4, 2016 |
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Knight posted:stuff The funny thing to me is that Abeula isn't leading by like 30 points. She's fighting to win an election against a literal clown. She must really suck.
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Nov 4, 2016 16:48
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:trump should change the name for canada, usa and mexico from north america to goof troop He should demand that Canada and Mexico swap names and declare war if either resists.
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Teikanmi posted:If we are lucky Hillary's plane will crash into Trump's plane the day of the election and Obama declares self presidente for life I just reported you to the FBI.
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the magic of trump is that when you look at his opposition you realize that even indefensibility is a relative quality it's like if at the first debate, trump walked out onto the debate stage and took a big fuckin poo poo and we were all like "aww gently caress RIP trump" but then hillary walked in from the opposite side of the stage and dropped her own deuce right next to his the entire campaign has been like that, it owns
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Why would Obama want to stay president, he's about to start making some real gwap
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if trump wins im going to live in canada cause i already live here 
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if trump wins i'm resolutely jumping into my car and driving north until i stop over at a gas station where the fuel is measured in "liters" rather than "gallons" and the culture shock will trigger a violent epileptic seizure i'll then turn the car around and drive back home in tears, where i will sit with my hopes broken and await the horrors soon to be inflicted by The Greatening
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If goons can buy hot dog stands and disease ridden Hawaiian swamp communes surely we can bond together to buy a shack in the Canadian woods to drink ourselves to death in.
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:if trump wins i'm resolutely jumping into my car and driving north until i stop over at a gas station where the fuel is measured in "liters" rather than "gallons" and the culture shock will trigger a violent epileptic seizure You ain't gonna make it past the civil war battles in your way.
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Im glad cspam probies trump fans partially because theyre crazy trash but mainly bc its funny Knight posted:As the election went on Trump became indefensible and even the people who toxxed for him were begging for forgiveness and disavowing him. The first IK for Trump went insaneand the second one ended up rebuking Trump, as well. What a candidate! haha who was that
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i liked bernie. hello from not america, vote jill stein or something
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As a female and a minority I'm legit scared about the possibility of a Trump win Like anyone voting Trump still because "anarchy now lol" is forgetting about all the ethnic/religious/sexual minorities that will be crushed under his bootheel
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If Trump is elected I call this period of US history the American Autumn. It is characterized by a rapid economic decline and vanishing trust in government institutions due to massive corruption on an unprecedented scale. The American Autumn, write it down. Also remember who came up with it. (If Clinton is elected the American Autumn is postponed till next election, but it's still gonna be know as the American Autumn. Write that down.)
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:if trump wins i'm resolutely jumping into my car and driving north until i stop over at a gas station where the fuel is measured in "liters" rather than "gallons" and the culture shock will trigger a violent epileptic seizure -its cold bring a coat for winter time and snow tires and ice scraper for your car window -sometimes lots of bugs in the summer but otherwise it gets really nice and not too hot -we only have like 1/4 of the fast food joints so be prepared to be Lovin' It (mcdonalds) -we are polite on the outside but really we are jerks deep down inside it makes things passive aggressive and civil -netflix isnt as good -im sure theres other stuff just dont go to quebec they dont even speak the same darn language and they are all butthurt -also dont go to ontario -or the middle states that we call provinces
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whoflungpoop posted:Im glad cspam probies trump fans partially because theyre crazy trash but mainly bc its funny They actively edit thread titles to make Clinton seem like the master of the universe. The whole place is insufferable poo poo.
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Nov 4, 2016 18:04
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No one's moving to Canada because alcohol is expensive as poo poo there
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numberoneposter posted:DEAR AMERICANS MOVING TO CANADA HERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW: is the milk really sold in plastic bags rather than jugs
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it would be p sweet if trump wins and everyone talkin' big actually follows through on running to a diff county (they won't) I could stand to lose a ton of the daily traffic around here
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:is the milk really sold in plastic bags rather than jugs
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If Hillary Clinton wins everyone will for sure trust the government, just like they'll trust the media and entertainment and tapwater. Haha just kidding it does not matter who wins it's going to be a nightmare we'll never wake up from.
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polysynth posted:No one's moving to Canada because alcohol is expensive as poo poo there But if you're in Canada, you wouldn't need to drink yourself to death.
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I'm calling it now. If Trump wins, he will get assassinated. The establishment wants Hillary. The establishment needs Hillary. All that power is focused on this key position. They weren't afraid of crossing any lines when they took out JFK. What lines will they cross trying to take down Trump? The fall out will show who is really pulling the strings.
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:If Trump is elected I call this period of US history the American Autumn. It is characterized by a rapid economic decline and vanishing trust in government institutions due to massive corruption on an unprecedented scale. Ok I'll remember it. When I'm an old man being interviewed on the American Collapse 50 years from now I'll be sure to tell them that "Raspberry Jam It In Me" was the first person to coin the term "American Autumn".
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LadyPictureShow posted:But if you're in Canada, you wouldn't need to drink yourself to death. and the fancy beer isnt much more expensive than the cheap poo poo so you can feel fancy numberoneposter has issued a correction as of 18:17 on Nov 4, 2016 |
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Feminasty Slut posted:They actively edit thread titles to make Clinton seem like the master of the universe. The whole place is insufferable poo poo. editing thread titles 
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Junkfist posted:If Hillary Clinton wins everyone will for sure trust the government, just like they'll trust the media and entertainment and tapwater. Haha, look at this guy who never got offered to pay $10 to let a traffic violation slide or was asked for sex in exchange for passing a college entrance exam and thinks he lives in a corrupt dystopian nightmare state. You live in one of the least corrupt societies ever to exists in the history of the universe and I hope the orange Cheeto man is gonna teach you a lesson about what real corruption is. Vote Trump.
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Chinatown posted:i cannot even begin to express how much i hope that everyone dies
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Illavick posted:I'm calling it now. If Trump wins, he will get assassinated. The establishment wants Hillary. The establishment needs Hillary. All that power is focused on this key position. They weren't afraid of crossing any lines when they took out JFK. What lines will they cross trying to take down Trump? The fall out will show who is really pulling the strings. If Trump gets elected he will either get a whole lot of nothing done as the house/senate blocks him Obama style, or a crazy white trash supporter will assassinate him because he didn't magic all of the immigrants away Edit or he'll get impeached for child rape and Mike Pence takes over, who the GOP will work with to try to throw America back into the 50s. Business as usual
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Trump has already won! The write in ballots were overwhelming! DON'T BELIEVE THE MEDIA LIES HILLARY IS STEALING THE ELECTION. THE ILLUMINATI DOESN'T WANT TO TRUMP TO REVEAL- *is dragged off stage and stuffed into a black helicopter with the call sign "Abuelita" on direct flight to Guantanamo*
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Looch posted:lol just lol if you think trump will win I hope he wins by the Electoral college and not the majority because then they might finally go "Oh poo poo what have we done" and get rid of the loving outdated electoral college so it never happens again
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Yup. That's exactly how I see it. Either Hillary gets elected and the 1% have their way or Trump gets elected and a bunch of bullshit happens so that the 1% have their way. Both choices end benefiting the elite because that's what they do. The objective is to dig up as much dirt as possible so people can see what's going on. Voting for Trump has become the equivalent to whistle blowing a corrupt company.
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Chomp8645 posted:Trump has already won! The write in ballots were overwhelming! DON'T BELIEVE THE MEDIA LIES HILLARY IS STEALING THE ELECTION. THE ILLUMINATI DOESN'T WANT TO TRUMP TO REVEAL- You know what really sucks? The Democrats keep being so loving evil they actually make that rear end in a top hat look like has a point "This debate is rigged against me, you've rigged it against me, all of you" is what he rants and we laugh Then it turns out that indeed Hilary was getting leaked debate questions Like fuuuuuuuck, gently caress her so much, gently caress him so much, can't we decide the presidency by throwing them in an arena with chainsaws in the hopes they'll just kill each other?
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whoflungpoop posted:Im glad cspam probies trump fans partially because theyre crazy trash but mainly bc its funny There was a great period right after the appointments where Boosted_C5, as the right wing IK, was giving everyone free avatars and the left wing IK was probating everyone for their speech but eventually the election got uglier and each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy... Boosted_C5 posted:Save me JEB!
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Blazing Ownager posted:I hope he wins by the Electoral college and not the majority because then they might finally go "Oh poo poo what have we done" and get rid of the loving outdated electoral college so it never happens again I hope he wins the popular vote but loses in the EC so that next cycle, someone even batfuck crazier whips the base into a frenzy. Disclaimer, I'm a big fan of Andy Kaufman-esque humor - I've enjoyed the absurdity of this election very much Remember when donors gave Jeb Bush hundreds of millions of dollars, and he squandered it on guacamole bowls, and then cried in a press conference when he announced we was dropping out and was going home to bang his wife? Remember Ted Cruz loving up a simple human handshake? Remember Hillary's bodyguards throwing her limp rear end body into a van? Remember Trump bragging about the size of his dick as his opening statement of a presidential debate? Remember when a tape was leaked where Trump bragged about grabbing women by the pussy? Remember when a guy literally named Anthony Weiner was caught sending pictures of his weiner to girls, and his laptop might have evidence that a presidential nominee perjured herself? Dignity Van Houten has issued a correction as of 18:41 on Nov 4, 2016 |
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:Haha, look at this guy who never got offered to pay $10 to let a traffic violation slide or was asked for sex in exchange for passing a college entrance exam and thinks he lives in a corrupt dystopian nightmare state. You're a delusional retard.
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