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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Jamoke is goign to meme so hard that one day he'll wake up to wet bedsheets and a Sweet Sue between his legs

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
I returned that other ham. This one seemed promising.

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Welp

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ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
I'd rather eat this than a slimy possibly raped canned chicken:

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
I guess what I'm saying is I'd prefer fresh pussy over gross old cock.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

ProfessorMurder posted:

I'd rather eat this than a slimy possibly raped canned chicken:


But cats aren't for eating.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Jack Trades posted:

But cats aren't for eating.

Cats are made of meat. Meat is for eating. Therefore, cats are for eating.

What do you think cats are for?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

:owned:

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

ProfessorMurder posted:

Cats are made of meat. Meat is for eating. Therefore, cats are for eating.

What do you think cats are for?

Cats have very little edible meat and they're very lean. Eating cats is very inefficient and troublesome.
Instead they have soft fur, they act friendly and they hunt vermin.

So cats are much better at being friends than being food.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Jack Trades posted:

Cats have very little edible meat and they're very lean. Eating cats is very inefficient and troublesome.
Instead they have soft fur, they act friendly and they hunt vermin.

So cats are much better at being friends than being food.

You just saved the lives of my 3 cats. I guess I'll just hug and cuddle them from now on instead of raising them for a future meal.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Jack Trades posted:

But cats aren't for eating.

Germans call them "roof rabbits"

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Quick Draw McGraw posted:

Germans call them "roof rabbits"

Ahh... the Third Reich's Gotterdammerung days.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Jack Trades posted:

But cats aren't for eating.

hell i'd try anything at least once

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Nooner posted:

you think anyone ever hosed one of them chickens?

Don't kink shame

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 257 days!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7XbukdoGmM

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

5

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

Jamoke posted:

I don't think I made a good choice.



Served up with Kumitaters.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




the great deceiver posted:

it's real hard to describe what eating sweet sue chicken is like. nothing about the taste or texture is right. the chicken is room temperature and it has a slimy mouthfeel.

Wait, room temperature? You eat it right out of the can without cooking it? It doesn't look cooked.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
I have a modest appetite.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
I had a banh mi I loved in Saigon
I got a picture of it on my phone

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless




mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

You know we're all gonna suck dick for the chance to look at cans like these in the apocalyptic wasteland of 2012 right?

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

mind the walrus posted:

You know we're all gonna suck dick for the chance to look at cans like these in the apocalyptic wasteland of 2012 right?

You're not doing it already :confused:
I'm already ahead of that game :grin:

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

:stonk:

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
The only good Nooner is a dead Nooner.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







That thing scared the poo poo outta me in Alien!

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Facebook Aunt posted:

Wait, room temperature? You eat it right out of the can without cooking it? It doesn't look cooked.

yeah it's fully cooked. it's a whole canned boiled chicken. theres also pouches of diced sweet sue chicken that they sell in jails; thats what i was eating. it's so bad i cant even describe it. it barely tastes like chicken.

Orchestrated Mess
Dec 12, 2009

Fuck art. Let's dance.



I would totally try this and other weird tinned meats if I could find them in a store near me.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Is there anything that isn't made worse by canning?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Professor Shark posted:

Is there anything that isn't made worse by canning?

Beans, maybe?


edit: not green beans, obviously. But brown beans. Maybe kidney beans.

Desperate Character
Apr 13, 2009

Professor Shark posted:

Is there anything that isn't made worse by canning?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgzACnYsV8U

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Professor Shark posted:

Is there anything that isn't made worse by canning?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Doesn't count IMO, because things are different under water. Canning the bread keeps it from getting waterlogged and falling apart too quickly.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






the great deceiver posted:

yeah it's fully cooked. it's a whole canned boiled chicken. theres also pouches of diced sweet sue chicken that they sell in jails; thats what i was eating. it's so bad i cant even describe it. it barely tastes like chicken.

They warned you about tossing salad in prison but they didn't say anything about the chicken salad.

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Professor Shark posted:

Is there anything that isn't made worse by canning?

BEER????????????????????????????????????

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008


I don't read moon language so I have no idea what half of their terrifying products are but they do accept Visa & MC.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

oh cool i was wondering how dad gay so what was doing


lmao

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
The Sweet Sue's Chicken and Dumplings are actually pretty decent

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