This fucking couch!

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Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Put it against a wall.
Pet that cat.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2016 23:36

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Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Pictured: Your loving couch

1. Find wood and stain it the same color as your loving couch's legs
2. Find screws
3. Combine
4. Add vertical supports as needed
5. Find a lover with better taste in furniture.
6. Learn from this life lesson

E: Pet that loving catte.

Queen-Of-Hearts fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Nov 7, 2016

# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 00:10

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

From now on, OP, when you go on a second date with someone, figure out a way to casually stroll past or around someplace that sells couches. Point to one and say "goodness me, i just can't decide if i like that or not. What do you think?"
If they suggest something hideous, they're at best a one night stand.
Probably not on the loving couch you have though, cuz no one would want to gently caress on that abomination.
Pet your catte.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 00:24

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

therobit posted:

The grindr date or the couch?

Yes.

Jenner posted:

Good luck. I hope you actually get something because we hit this thing up with a stud finder yesterday and the solid stuff is buried too deep inside it to employ Six-Of-Hearts awesome solution.

Don't be a pussy. Use railroad spikes.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 00:53

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

If you dont end up using giant bolts, concrete mix, and a propane torch to "fix" that loving couch, i'm gonna be mighty dissapointed in you, OP.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 01:22

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